After re-watching and looking at its production history, realizing how important it was for the historical context of New Line Cinema, Jim Henson, and corporate sponsorship in blockbuster movies, my new hot take is that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) should be in the Criterion Collection.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Asked my daughter what she thought of her first viewing of THE THING and got this in response.

They’re calling me “Five Meetings Foster” because of the five meetings on my calendar today. I yearn for the days when I was “mid-day nap Foster”

sketching at the museum

The office job is one of the best things humans have ever come up with. You press some buttons to make a screen light up and then someone gives you enough money to pay your mortgage. This is far preferable to the ways people have tried to survive for all of human history!

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

This is CLASSIC flegg behavior! #friendsatthetable

noodle

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

Finally, some actual games journalism.

Given that habitat loss is demonstrably the single biggest threat to endangered species, this move effectively ends protection for most species, and a lot of things will go extinct.

just a silly little guy

Mochi

im watching Kevin play kotor and people are saying things like Moocha shaka paka

"video games aren't fun anymore" have you tried playing a good one for once

A wild one from Vestrahorn 🙌🏻 #vestrahorn #bluesky #iceland #landscapephotography

should've named Rome after the other brother

I found where they’re conserving you

aubrey from marielda

excited to try the new m&m flavors (mercury and hemlock)

Stewpot has finally hit full release! And if you're wondering about community copies, those are available at the Evil Hat itch page for the game! Go put a dent in those copies! evilhat.itch.io/stewpot

Is it possible the Monstars stole the Chiefs' football abilities and the NFL is covering it up?

Phoebe and I have been watching the Fast and the Furious movies, and I've realized these movies are just live-action mecha anime with mid-2000s music.

this is our stream when Swifty talks about storyboarding the very sad part of Sonic 3

Y'all don't know how much I've been holding back on posting and gushing about Sonic 3, and how proud I am of Swift for storyboarding on the freakin' movie. Y'all don't know.

I think we should all go around the table and tell each other something that fills us with existential dread

tis the season for jesus christ and his vampire twin sister camilla

트리를 꾸며요🎄

getting stuck in the filter of my aquarium

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal

An expression of corporate ideology is how they keep remaking the literally perfect Chuck Jones version of THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS to "update" and "modernize" it instead of trying to make any new children's entertainment in the same style as the extremely successful original.

works great

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

@doigswift.com Hi Doig and Swift! Will you guys be doing a Scrunglemas stream this year? Just curious, as last year's was a lot of fun.

I will never, ever get over this.

We're just innocent men