I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS

The absolute accuracy of this.

thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"

img description: big truck with stickers reading STAY HOME IF U SICK and COME OVER IF U THICC and then CDC GUIDELINES and CDC is the official organization logo. lmao

Ok why doesn’t DQ sell a Halloween blizzard in MN it’s a good question

With any arbitrary point scale there's a good chance it's only nominally quantitative & you'll need multiple baselines to establish any basis for comparison at all haha

It would be nice to see any high profile introspection into the US annexation of Hawaii now that we’re rattling sabers at Greenland but the omertà abides

just saw a video of abigail spanberger introducing pusha t for an inauguration-related show in richmond. we’re so back.

We’ll need a car. Something very fast, like a Honda Fit

Know what's a great audiobook recommendation? Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler. Just saying.

Reading between the lines, the goal is to make all US healthcare work the same way as à la carte cosmetic surgery, yes?

We got three feet of snow ❗️and one lady dumped her entire candy bucket into our pillow case trick or treating bags ‼️ so then we went directly home because no one should have been driving in that blizzard to begin with

I love you, Minneapolis

How did I forget my beloved Ravenous?

My photo album did this, please enjoy

Aguirre, the Wrath of God Solaris Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Dodgeball

Note that they didn’t take off until after he scanned her face with Clearview (or something comparable)

Anyway, "guy who runs Fortnite company says shutting down child pornography generator is 'censorship' " is a pretty wild headline to share with your friends who are players or parents of Fortnite players

a friend shared a new patch on facebook

I can’t remember if the dinosaur house is the same as the punk house with all the massive mobile battle dome bike stuff, but both are on the same street. This is just how we roll.

About 20 people protested the death of Minnesota woman Renee Good by immigration officials at the Albuquerque ICE field office. Two people were detained, an ICE agent used pepper spray and the protest was declared an “illegal assembly” and people were ordered to disperse or face arrest.

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies

Three hours into the MST3K FOREVER-a-thon: you see, my favorite puppet show is *intellectually stimulating*

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Staring 26 off right www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

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Thirded

This is how you get a blue checkmark on Bluesky

Taking this out of context to ask: Is this what Garfield would look like irl?

me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today? street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir! me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA street urchin: what’s- shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day

Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

Tonight is the night for niche Albuquerque / Santa Fe beef

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

Season’s Greetings

this is cyberpunk, as experienced by ordinary people in universe

my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

Oh, it's just incredible and effortless how Kristen Stewart dismantles and diagnoses the pathology and ego of Brando (and... well, all the dudes in Hollywood) here. www.youtube.com/shorts/_h-iK... There's just so many parallels to tech in this. And I'm so glad she's solid in herself to just SAY it.

An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises

"Retore spice production, or you will live out your life as a chestnut roasting over an open fire." s/o @theotherjustin.bsky.social for the inspo #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky #christmas

Kalshi is what happens when David Brin puts the idea of making conservatives wager on their 💩 takes here in the Monkey Paw timeline

Macklemore could put a stop to this at any time. Why doesn’t he?

Bachman Turner Oven Bread 🍞

BLTS 🥪⟭⟬⁷

Yes. Correct.