🌙home is where the heart is Food is whatever I put in my mouth

☀️regularly scheduled reminder that I am, in fact, a problem

"kitchen knife" issues. like, "who's next"

☀️me taking the cowboy tylenol: I got dat yee-hawtism

It’s wild how often autistic people hear: “You’re doing so well. I guess you don’t need those accommodations anymore!” Instead of: 👉 “You’re doing well BECAUSE of that support. Let’s make sure you keep getting it”

we're joining the war on drugs on the side of autism forcing the feds to fight on two fronts

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

a woman is a kind of weighted blanket

electrostim. or something.

☀️🌙Asked for the middle two nails to be much shorter than the others... ma'am did not get the memo, we CANNOT go bowling with these

the most annoying thing about the push for digital-only media is that we live in an era of unprecedented flash memory advancement like we could be buying entire TV shows on cute little cartridges for palm-sized players hooked up to ur stupid huge TV

ONE YEAR HRT: gender is so complicated . it will take years of therapy and drug abuse to explore it's nuance , letalone express it in words EIGHT YEARS HRT: I'm a boy with she her pronouns

🌙 i don't remember what prompted me to make this but omg it goes hard

The First Trans Poem, by Amy Marvin

Alt text is a quarter century old as the global standard for disabled people to access the Internet accessibly.

I guarantee you I will only get more autistic from here lol

my undying loyalty to the first person to turn me as a vampire or hit me with the demon tf

SO I JUST LEARNT THAT ACETAMINOPHEN IS PARACETAMOL Taking panadol rapid to min-max my train knowledge gains Boofing the on-the-shelf painkiller as doping for my next mtg game Snorting coles brand paracetamol to get looked at weirdly when I talk too much

Not non-binary as in "no gender" but nonbinary as in "Roger rabbit gender where whatever's funniest wins"

☀️microdosing tylenol so the dolls love me more

This is the only way we'll be able to get hormones soon.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

☀️testing if the forks are autism friendly by reenacting that one scene from Weapons

YOU SHOULD WATCH "KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE" IF 1. You just cancelled Disney+ and want something on-the-nose thematically appropriate. 2. You wish Steven Universe had been more "Empty Spaces". 3. You still own Utena merch. 4. Look just watch it watch it look it's on YouTube how can I make you watch this

Disney lost the plot. I pulled my stock, killed Disney+ and Hulu, and redirected that cash to PBS. If they won’t hear morality, they’ll hear money. Every dollar is a vote. Stop feeding the mouse. Starve the empire. Empires don’t fall from protests, they fall when the people stop paying the bill.

Remember, Trump can order prosecutions of political opponents—even unlawful ones—thanks to the Supreme Court. “He could use the DOJ to obstruct justice. He could use the DOJ as leverage for extortion.” He could order the fabrication of evidence.

I realised the other day that not everybody knows this. Scroll down through any game listing in the Steam store, and if they've disclosed the use of AI within their game, it'll be above the System Requirements section. Now you can avoid supporting the use of AI in game development!

Excellent! Just don't ask it to do math. Or physics. Or chemistry. Or biology. Or astronomy. Or geology. Or geography. Or computer science. Or engineering. Or economics. Or psychology. Or sociology. Or political science. Or anthropology. Or linguistics. Or philosophy. Or art. Or music. Or lit...

Honestly China should be sending guys to make documentaries about the US like how crackers go to Africa to film poor people. Send some slick chinese guy who lives in a hypercity to Appalachia to point at JD Vance's family like they're zoo animals, see how they like it.

Bsky's new TOS says it alone has the power to determine whether a fictional drawing shows consent Demand that they REPEAL this harmful and misguided rule and to give us tools to protect creative freedom instead! Post your porn with the tag #bskycensorship Demand bsky listen to its users

Y'all, please call, email, and/or write your representatives, then share WIDELY what this administration is doing to scapegoat, oppress, and violently erase trans folks. We need EVERYONE in on this.

☀️I just asked myself what a hexagonal sphere would be? Like, an octagonal cylinder is an 8 sided tube with two enclosed ends, yknow? and guys, I have great news; I have re-invented the cube

☀️Are you "Im just a silly thing and i shouldnt have to make phonecalls" petplay, or are you "yes boss, i have once again protected the flock from wolves" petplay?

Coming back to Melbourne today, can't wait for my notifications to go off with shit like this

Running a line by my girldick from a hidden camelback of water and telling her "oh I'm just really well hydrated" to make a bitch drink something other than white monster

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

The desire for absolute territory has laid low many an empire

✨ gnbsky

ravenous beast

asking the computer how to express love. asking it to refine the output so it sounds less desperate. asking it to temper expectations. asking it to remove reference to the divorce she deserves. asking it to

just published this story on itch 72 pages 7950 words one dead kaiju one down-on-her-luck writer one famous conceptual artist three gunshot wounds and blood, leaking into formaldehyde I am extremely proud of this little monster. I hope you enjoy it

if my fridge showed me an ad, I would execute the toaster right in front of it, just to set an example

jimmy kimmel: y'see that article about how this is all trans people's fault. and that's, frankly, ridiculous. charlie kirk had been taking it in the throat from trans women for years, and all it got him was an ever-deepening self-hatred that guided most of his actions. then he got shot by a cis dude

☀️Today I used a pot on the stove instead of a microwave, just to feel something

a sneak peak at our upcoming comic! here is the first 17 pages, sketched

💘🌙Hottest bitch in the job search agency

🔮 forced pluralization industry so the industrial mech complex has a steady supply of fractured consciousnesses to feed into the War

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you