that tiny flinch before my fist hits her tummy :3

pet play except I am a 131 year old bonsai tree which you, being a young initiate, will fail to care for in a way which your teacher will show you is not irreparable, but which will take the rest of your life to atone for. I am indifferent, although I suffer. because I am a tree

it's not often that I think of a legitimate cognitohazard but I've got one and I'm not going to be responsible about it. I'm just going to let you have it. because I respect that you will use it responsibly and not allow this to get out of hand. just, be normal. please: Clicker Train Your Headmates

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

the trans person’s dilemma

Mirthful Crabmath to all those who commiserate

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. A long time ago several young men made up their minds to find the place where the sun lives and see what the

God jul, nästa år vänder vi kampen mot fascismen till seger!

☀️I tried to bite my gf's boob and she grabbed my face like I was a misbehaving cat and said "this is the greed they talk about in the bible"

We put together My Uncompleted Works, a collection of our writings as we spiralled into ideation and depression, with the express intention of doing this posthumously. It hasn't reached many, but those it has were touched one way or another.

Once I was called "most likely to bring a knife to school." Later, "most likely to have a cult/harem." For my next phase, I would like to be "most likely to spark inspiration to those in need of it."

What animal would you call this What if I was anthropomorphised What if I was a muse and someone warped my form through the lens of the artist

the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now

In case you are wondering what my headcanon 1:1 replacements are, tops are nice and bottoms are naughty; subs are good and doms are evil

Throwing out the top/bottom vs sub/dom punnett square; replacing it with the naughty/nice vs good/evil punnett square

Thank you for telling your friends & family, entirely umprompted, that the Mentha shop winter sale is on now and that all previous limited items are back including the Rabbit Sickness hoodie and Experi-Mint sweater, and that they can save 15% with the code "winter", means a lot to me shop.mentha.fun

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

this is irritatingly correct for how apocalyptically mad i am. given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone. i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone. cis folks need to get very damn loud.

I had to watch Alabama's ban on gender affirming care for minors go into effect. It impacted multiple people in my life. It is cruel beyond words. Pick up the phone. Call all of your reps. Don't tell me it won't matter--I call Tommy Tuberville. EVERY FUCKIN' TIME. I won't gift them silence on this.

An autobiographical essay about anti-trans child conversion therapy and the place of queer children under patriarchy. open.substack.com/pub/dolphind...

Reposting this with alt text. Delete your Twitter. Now.

cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”

apparently they patched The Game. yea now if u think about it you win instead of losing. you dont need to worry anymore. you're safe.

Call your senators when you can, folks. It's late for a lot of the US, but the fight's not over.

concept: irl snuffplay kink-scene + photoshoot. during and after the play, using makeup and stuff and taking polaroid pics of you, gored-up and dead-looking. you get to take home the pictures in a shoebox.

declaring a thumb war without a valid casus belli and suddenly im being denounced by the horrified onlookers for my overly bellicose behavior

I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Shout out to Kids Web Services for announcing us'r going by we/us pronouns now, so proud of we'm

We choose to use the face scan, seeing as it seems... the least likely to cause issues? Like, oh no, the corpo powers that be somehow kept my selfie!! Next they'll find the nudes I've posted publicly on this very site!!!

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SO THATS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CLICK ON CUTE GIRLS LATELY NEW AUSTRALIAN LAW MAKING ME HAVE TO PROVE I'M NEARLY FUCKING 30 SO THAT KIDS ARE FORCED TO USE A VPN TO LOOK AT INAPPROPRIATE IMAGES ONLINE I had to take a selfie for discord so I could look at my own servers porn channel yesterday,,,

Parts and Pain. A good lesson without the harmful stereotypes.

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

the most bpd women on planet earth are here to give you enduring advice on your fundamental self

i never feel like more of a loser then when someone at a function asks for my instagram and i reply 'uh do u have a bluesky'

for ppl who dont know i animated this as a bit like a year ago and everyone was like 'omg id watch that if it was a real anime' and a year later here we are 🥺

Advice on plurality and bodily appearance

Following three days of being bedridden with covid, my curls had turned into carpet. I have now cut my own hair with blunt kitchen scissors and a hunting knife. :)

just like me fr

“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it” hello, please meet: train. also see: bus

This is really amazing … it’s like an animated Where’s Waldo using possibly hundreds of fandoms … it’s an experience that is almost impossible to verbalize … “it can only be experienced” (Also if you click on a character it will highlight who it is)

profile pic slots open on my ko-fi!

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

"Prog gives you libido!" "Prog gives you sex dreams!" "Prog gives you posters madness!" Prog made me get a second job

"Oh but how vivid was it really" I dreamt about texting my gf to ask for money because the trial shift had gone longer than expected and I was hungry.