eek! girls are dangerous! one of them bit me!!

off to sleep nini

when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

folsom!

going back in time and castrating my child self would fix me

new desk!! finally have a desk that nearly perfect fills this weird nook in our bedroom :3

finally made a plushie hammock <3

new pen, new sketchbook, new doodle

☀️testing if the forks are autism friendly by reenacting that one scene from Weapons

new pen, new sketchbook, new doodle

take a piss, leave a piss

in line for ethel cain at the salt shed <3

high on life (and prescription pain meds)

us: the worst girl we ever dated was white and wanted ffs that would make her look asian and to get dreads (we dumped her so hard) gf: you dated ariana grande??

desperately needing a job scrolling indeed sandwich maker, minimum wage, 2 years of experience requires dying

i got to keep my mother-in-law in the divorce

in chicago for the next week!!

a sneak peak at our upcoming comic! here is the first 17 pages, sketched

the periscope stays on during sex

having to parse through if we all want X procedure, if we're really sure about Y procedure, if Z is right for us or is it just that we find it attractive on others? so much time spent thinking surgeries were permanently out of reach has made it hard to tell, now that they're not....

New profile picture by @icutmyownhairs.bsky.social !!! Perfect thing to start a blank slate with.

sex with a headmate? you mean insyst?

do i remember 9/11? i remember it like it was yesterday.... oh, you mean /that/ one? then no.

horse girl glue factory

susan the loser! you know her, you've heard of her now in convenient PDF and CBR formats! make a bunch of copies to save for when the internet implodes! icutmyownhairs.itch.io/susan-the-lo...

Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take bsky.app/profile/dark...

lol

our newest commission <3

between our porn twitter getting pretty hardcore shadowbanned and chaturbate traffic dipping harder and harder, we seem to have finally reached a point where we cannot afford to do porn, anymore. it is now totally unsustainable, for us.

commissions are open! profile pics, big illustrations, fetish doodles, comic pages, whatever! this sheet is non-exhaustive! if you want something made, i can probably be convinced to make it! DMs are open for anybody interested!

what if susan got to be a mech pilot?

the girl vs the pizza box

got a printer bought ink printed a single test image permanent paper jam there is no paper in the machine i want to kill this printer and then myself

men will literally build a machine that clones them and kill themselves over and over again to one-up their rival and frame them for murder before going to therapy

heya! i'm lottie L aka frog K / paris green / etc, nb transfemme author & poet & friend to all online creatures. i'm getting my back x-rayed over an injury that won't quit; while i figure that out, i'm broke and hungry. any help/rbs appreciated! cash.app/$asimplefrog ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypals) <3

our review of "honey don't!": it's weird and unfocused and awkward and pointless and fantastic. loved it.

finally played clinical trial! so good :3

haven't made any real progress on the new comic, over the weekend. hopefully inspiration kicks back in, tomorrow <3

when fio collapses after finishing a mission in metal slug x, amiright?

finally managed to drop a crt on my foot thankfully it was only a 20" one, and i can walk but ouch ouch ouch my foot is *not* happy

going live for a bit to work on some more art <3 www.twitch.tv/icutmyownhairs

tfw girl showers

our brain is a mass of fingers writhing in hopes of pressing the right buttons.

working on our new comic on twitch!!

working on a comic we feel very strongly about! posted the sketch of the first 7 pages for patreon subs to check out, if they want!

we're trying to get tested for adhd in hopes of being able to be more functional. it's a 3-5 month wait for testing. they email at 10am about a cancellation tomorrow, and emailed back within a half-hour to say someone else claimed the spot ;-;

who would win: meat hammer vs girl tummy

we are attempting to write, illustrate, print, and assemble a 36-page zine for sf zinefest on the 31st and need a cheap-ass printer and paper rec that will look good and arrive before saturday so we can spend saturday printing and assembling. got any recs?