saw trap but it’s just two fuzzy arms that give me a big hug for living an unproblematic life of joy and kindness

bringing my rat king to the No Kings march so they have to rename it to Some Kings.

Cum tributing this

This post glows with talent.

I can show up in a random encounter and you have to kill me

i cant do without things every thing is like a drug. if id metaphorically be in a static unchanging room forever the walls might as well tell me to kill myself

Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This one’s for valentines

Helping a blind man find the clit

if i was yoda instead of the force I would have said use swag luke

father's contribution to my life has been watching tv and saying "i think that actor really did die🧐" when a character in a sitcom died. oftentimes he was also wrong .

earth shape theory: spherical but theres a balcony sticking out

it's not fair not honest but it sureeeee is funny

i fuckinggggg hate in movies when some future fuckass race says stuff like "and then humanity's greed fucked themselves into oblivion :p " I AM IN MY ROOM THIS ENTIRE TIME

monty python's life of brian's ending scene has made me cry

that's fine. If I lose my liver I still have my lungs. Once those give out my veins and heart are next in line. When all else fails, there's still a wall i need to paint

if i had a film on netflix and they said they have pointers and i have to change it id kill them

people will generalize and feel soo smart and they sound like "ive just done a big think😌 all gypsies are rude. even if you havent had such big thinkering as me"

i think moral orel shows a type of religion thats thee most removed people can be from being an organism. it's such a cool fucking show

theres not one person inherently good at self care i feel like everyone has to learn it through some fucking program or fucking whtever

It’s just way too awesome…

boef zei ik denk niet eens aan liefde vandaar dat ik een heel lied voor je schrijf

Cab Calloway d be like this song fucks. twenty billion versions

men dni. women dni. nonbinary dni. i only want to hear from plants and animals

east asians lowkey went off with bowing that shits intuitive as fuck

trump's got to be assassinated

when The Protagonist said "we'd both been working for me" was the hardest line ever said if that were me realizing that id start permanently surgically wearing sunglasses and gold chains the size of my ego would be unmatched #tenet

if hell is hot heaven is cold right

the person who came up with fake pokets youve done something so embarrassing

In January I drew quite a bit

me to my younger brother when our dad says he's going to sell us to the zoo

Worried I’m going to ruin this today so here’s the finished underpainting

"I will never escape fear eternal" vs. "My body is very generous with its potent stimulants"

Loading Screen Tip: i don't know

o he's getting timid with it .. (!

if i would choose between god or the bit id choose the bit

fighting for my life in the krita animation dockers

hitting rock bottom and your parents whip out the auger

ratvioli would

theres something elusive about ravioli idk how to explain it

my dog's life goal is to have lied down on every surface, my other dog's goal is to run around in circles until he gets tired :)

i did it

old art

ive never been in an environment where everybody there accepts trans people wherever i go there's at least one person who's transphobic

said to myself "cant a normal person like me" like an idiot because i wouldnt even like them

if space travel ever becomes accessible im bolting if it's boring i'll kill myself

oppa franken stein

he keeps saying "im sorry you dont understand me"