Llama's not on Bluesky but here's some premium April Fools slop made by yours truly.

Calling it a night, but a reminder: Videogames are good, y'all. And the people who make them are underpaid, overworked and the target of ridiculous amounts of abuse and harassment. Unless they've done something ACTUALLY heinous (and I do mean 'actively hurting people' bad), be kind. Give grace.

sorry to be annoying but I only have 48 hours to fill the rest of these slots to cover the rest of my rent. Freelance gig I was counting on fell through so I am really freaking out 🙃

"Sorry, nothing we can do about schizoid lunatics just tanking your ratings, thanks for 30%" - Steam

FRIENDLY? THIS IS TAU CETI IV WE EXPLOIT THE CYCLE OF DEATH AND REBIRTH IN THIS MFER TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO ARC RAIDERS‼️

AI is not writing

i see your game, bungie

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Alright, that's work done. Time to help trans folks be more visible. Are you a trans game dev? Have you got something out now or coming soon? Say a little about it and link it and I'll give it a boost!

Oh dang, The Long Dark's main story is complete as of today. Over a year after announcing the sequel. Weird, wild timing on all that. Long time coming. Big discounts on the game and DLC right now, too.

Casual reminder that video games made over $195 billion in revenue last year. This was over a 5% increase from the previous year. Casual reminder. Super casual. $195 billion.

developers are not forced to include diversity in their games. trust me: if they were, we’d see so much more of it. the truth is that a lot of us are just gay and not white, and everyone else who cares about the medium as an art form is tired of telling the same stories.

I love how they were losing that much per day and Disney is still like "Clearly we need more AI"

you should put the link in your post when you promote your game

(Pinned Post) Looking for Game Design work! I’m a 16-year industry veteran, with over 50 shipped releases in a variety of roles and genres, enjoyed by millions of players. I've worked in technical, mission, system, gameplay, and lead design roles on games like Destiny 2 and Fortnite.

Indian journalist looking to review anticipated game with lead Indian protagonist played by an Indian actor. Want to review Saros, please. Have covered many games with South Asian leads over the years. Have written about South Asian characters/games for a multitude of publications. Please, help.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

#marathon When the stress leaves you, and you realise the thing you could have done better in the heat of the moment, ahh painful way to lose a clutch GG to that destroyer, guy run no fear into what he knew was a shotgun, real respect

Bully for you. #picocad2 #lowpoly #marathon #pixelart

can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

Realest post I have read today

the last 5 years of my career have been spent actively trying to bury the first 15 years of it under newer, better work

I wrote some stupid, angry jokes about the stupid, angry video game layoffs this week.

thank god i found it again

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Butchered on its release only to be miraculously restored years later, Nightbreed is an impossibly beautiful, disgusting piece of nasty cinema about living on the margins of society. aftermath.site/nightbreed-mas...

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (Steam) is $25.49 on GMG XP Offer buff.ly/KChO7w7 #ad $29.99 US PSN buff.ly/P1sljck PS5 $24.99 Best Buy buff.ly/mJB4ZQO Deck verified

Scarlet Nexus (Steam) is $7.88 on Gamebillet buff.ly/wolwq6k $8.99 Xbox (Game Pass discount) buff.ly/5W1VNUQ Deck verified

2023/2026 because the "just practice" strat remains undefeated✌️✨

Longtime college friend of mine, Mike Prinke, was among those laid off at Epic Games: he has been fighting terminal brain cancer, and now he, his wife, and kid, have no income or health insurance. Sharing here in hopes it can reach the right people on their behalf. #epicgames

not a regular art post but i did the "collab but we dont know what each other is drawing" trend and i need everyone to see the monstrosity we created

In all seriousness though, elder millennial jokes aside, I think it’s important to resist the media framing of any mainstream resistance to the status quo as just the shrill nonsense of middle-aged women with nothing better to do. This isn’t the first time they’ve run out this playbook.

Insurgency is when you fire off sophisticated ballistic missiles but Islamically

I'm extremely pissed.

"Ah, but you see, he's a democrat nazi, not a republican nazi!"

Larian and Warhorse deciding to make some of the best RPGs ever to instantly have their leaderships brains turn into fucking mush. kotaku.com/kingdom-come...

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on

I've gone a bit bright on the right thigh and need to shine the shoulder up a touch more. Most of these balances can be done in the end phase. I've had to rip her arm off at the shoulder. It's probably a good idea not to glue them on 😅 #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #horusheresy #Adwip

Priestess... #Arknights #アークナイツ

The correlation between being a Jan 6er and being a pedophile is incredible, it must be like several standard deviations outside what you’d expect just based on chance

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

i wrote about how internalized misogyny kept me from playing one of the greatest games of all time

this essay will help you understand why some people choose chloe over arcadia bay in life is strange. and it may also make you cry www.mothership.blog/my-10-year-j...

Why are we AI slop engagement farming on the website that "has no algorithm" ??? (Forget the signature, look closely at where the shoulder straps on the cops meet their vest the gold emperor's left-hand thumb) Also most of the replies and QRTs have massive dead internet energy.

Hey y'all, I could really use your help. In about a week, my internet bill is due. So's my power, but I managed to extend it till next month, but I need to pay my internet. Links to contribute below. Please, anything helps. 🙏