Thanks, Baldy Bezos! Never have I known such generosity.

Cool tip for neurotypicals: if you're having discussions about autism, you should consider...inviting autistic people into the conversation.

Ellie Mulligan, 55, was dismayed to discover that, in spite of her many talents, in most situations she is not much help.

Marry someone who’ll monitor your pizza delivery tracker so you don’t have to look at the word “nomalicious”

O_o

Seems simple enough, right? #trance

To be fair, he is very whimsical. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUlv...

well meaning people love to be like ‘aren’t you scared of being left behind if you don’t start using AI in your work’ and from the bottom of my heart: no, im not scared of that. i would rather go back to restaurants for the rest of my life than publish AI ‘books’

STOP THE BUS!!

Where's my feckin rapture?!

It is frankly disgraceful.

“I mean, you try saying ‘I’m so happy for you’ without sounding like Alan Rickman delivering a withering putdown.”

Egads. Looks like nature has well and truly taken New Hawnie Colliery back. I used to love taking "short"cuts through there on the way home, but it's near impossible to get through now. Which I guess is a good thing in its way - it gives somewhere for foxes and stuff to live.

Found a le purr in the local Kenji shop.

And there it is...

Teach users what a joke is.

Yes please

forgot to tell anyone that I’m bringing my Rolling Stone recommended Fringe show to !Manchester! on the 12th of October as part of the Women in Comedy Festival PLEASE COME it’s called ✨Just Because I’m Crying Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Having a Nice Time✨ www.ents24.com/festival/gra...

Lil Guy's snoot... Perfect lil chinchilla 😭🥹

They've lost the 9yos

Got the half a bottle of Dr Pepper leaked into my backpack blues.

A very brave abled man has made it his personal mission to protect public facilities from anyone who doesn’t look disabled enough, sources have claimed.

Was woken up last night by someone bashing on my door. Crawled downstairs in my pyjamas and found a panicked girl on my doorstep frantically explaining that there was something really wrong with my cat because he’s seriously limping. “That’s because he has three legs” I said, letting Boo in.

Stay hydrated 💪💯

For some reason my results remind me of Harley Quinn's head. #autism

Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.

Ugh... just choked to death on a crisp. Am now undead lich.

Eeee

I don't remember there being a hedge maze in Birmingham, near the Pavillions, but there's the cheeky thing. At least, it was there in 1999 and gone by 2001 according to the Earth of Google.

Pre-orders launch on October 1st for The Definitive Book of SNES RPGs Vol.1. Make sure you're signed-up to bitmap.news so you don't miss out. #SNES #RPG #booksky

Heartbreaking.

i really didn't want it to come to this but this place I'm working with has had me working for a lot longer than planned and I've just asked them to pay me for the additional time. i'm short about $45 this month on subscriptions and daily expenses. could someone spot me for this? #mutualaid

Chucky Egg meets Nebulus.