me, willing it to happen with the intensity of a thousand suns

Ellie Mulligan, 23, who has been suffering from a clinical depressive episode for several months, is reported to have both brushed her teeth and showered this morning – a vast improvement from having been “living like a swamp beast,” her housemates have said.

The mix-up began when Niamh Callaghan, 32, was invited by her sister-in-law, Kelsey Dacey, 34, to join in with a “girls’ day”, erroneously setting the stage for what Callaghan assumed would be a terrifying thrill-fest.

I can’t think of a single more important thing to get upset about than a satirical article suggesting neurotypical people enjoy fireworks

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Me: “I think I’ll sleep in this morning. “ Next door:

I’m writing creative non-fiction about all the dead dogs in my life on substack open.substack.com/pub/gracejar...

Dieses Aquarell mit Luna-Motte (Actias luna) war ein Weihnachtsgeschenk für ein bücherliebendes Kind 😊. Vielen lieben Dank an Jenny für den schönen Auftrag! ❤️📚

Dreamt last night that a friend turned up to give me a lift in his car, and he was drunk. And when I woke up, I was really pissed off with him and for a while I was tempted to send him an email to say "you absolute bastard."

Oh boobs.

Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.

Starmer! Starmeepoops! Starmzee me old chum! Now that people on X are using Grok to make loathsome illegal images of kids, surely it's time to ban or massively restrict all generative AI? To protect the kids, like you did with the OSA? For the love of God, THINK OF THE KIDS!

This is a totally normal way to sit on a cat tree, yeah? #caturday

If my damn arm doesn't stop itching in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna get bibilical on it. Matthew 5:29

Nice to see the world's skinniest TARDIS.

Happy birthday to J.R.R. Tolkien🎉 Born on this day, 3 January 1892. Today, we raise a glass “To the Professor!” 🍻 I’m grateful for his storytelling and world-building- for The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and for the way his work still continues to inspire a love of beauty, goodness, and truth.

This is shaping up to be a boringass year.

A Madame Le Purr from 2010, near Kidderminster.

I wonder if 11 years is long enough...

Just opened a Mars bar and half of it fell on the floor. 😿

Neurotypicals said: “That guy being a bit of a tosser? Probably on the spectrum.”

It's all true. Also why isn't there a set of Kiki emojis?! 😾

Welcome To Derry kicked butts. Very impressed all in all, especially the last 2 episodes.

Yeah but no but yeah but I can't get a GP appointment because they're utterly clogged up and Wes Streeting is a twat.

Miraculous Ladybug is a perfectly servicable show but S6 is an utter mess. The writing is godawful, characters are going backwards, the animation has taken a step back, the release schedule is a joke and the episodes are turning up in random orders. And they're already boasting about S7. Sod S7.

And if the current release schedule of Miraculous is anything to go by, they might even have finished the next season 6 episode in another 10 years. 😊

Well, durrr.

This thing *only* plays MIDI files on floppy disks, and I love it youtu.be/Fi0GIcKJABI?...

I need a caveman to doonk me on the head with a club, so I can sleep for 24 hours and wake feeling well rested.

It was a quiet month, but these are the books about autism or with Autistic main characters, written by Autistic authors that were published in December 2025! Here's to hoping 2026 is much better for everyone on a personal and global level. 🧵 #Autism #Autistic #ActuallyAutistic #BookSky

BAN YOUTHS FROM LOITERING?

This could go badly for me.

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Gavin Monks, 48, is vaguely aware that before this morning he had hobbies, interests, and possessions, but has no idea what those could be, and even less idea where such possessions could ever be found.

Emma Bernard, 25, hasn’t planned to start any beef – but now you’ve said that utterly ludicrous thing, their face is about to do it anyway.

🥳🎉

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