A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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I think we should start giving Jared Leto roles solely as a form of franchise euthanasia

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents. Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time. He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone. Houston, Texas

Kid Rock has a habit of calling liberal women ugly but rarely addresses the facts that he appears to be the malnourished ghost of a skeleton's bug-eyed penis.

I hope he died roaring. Slowly.

WHAT people.com/diane-keaton...

This is insane. I feel like I’m going insane when I’m watching this. Not just the fact that it’s clearly their fault, but the way a heavily-armed squad of masked thugs immediately jumps into the street and brutalizes the woman they just hit, despite having no idea who she is.

If 15 innings wasn’t enough to reach the ‘Ichiro’ part of the roster, I dunno. Man was suited up and ready. We all know it.

Genuinely staggered about the Qatari Air Force base in Idaho. That’s some serious shit

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

‘Confectionary Science’ The Boffins at Snickers Labs come out with 11 or 12 versions a year and get no awards right now.

Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore

That’s a bit potkettleblack-ish of him, is t it?

I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.

“Major achievement”? The fuck is wrong with these CNN people

Bessant worked for George Soros?? If the Dems had half a brain, that alone would have him on the kerb by Monday

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

hell to the YEAH

Whoever supports this admin’s “science” or “health” depts lunches on crayons.

Time to truly cancel your WaPo subscription (even though they still have some great reporters). “Not only does Donald Trump deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, but there has arguably never been an American president who deserved it more.” I just can’t. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Juuuust a bit outside.

meet the young stars of Britain’s newest hit show, Nonce Squad

Carrot Top? Victoria Jackson? Danny Bonaduce? Jesus

This is amazing.

He’s slurring his speech a bit more. Tick Tock - the bad place* awaits. *not Mar-A-Lago

Jesus Christ….

The little guy is playing the long game. When the Big Bootiful Bill closes every rural hospital, the locals have some convenient scapegoat to place blame on instead of the slim shoulders of these dweebs

This is not only amazingly racist but deeply anti-Christian. Fuck this shit.

Tesla’s Vichy-edition proving popular in France?

The Tigers “Meijer” sleeve ads remind me that it’s crazy that two unrelated dudes named Fred Meyer and Fred Meijer started big regional all-in-one grocery store chains that bear their names in different parts of the country (PNW and the Upper Midwest) in the early twentieth century.

Why is the controller glowing with the Pride colors?

Of all the many, many questions Pamela Jo Bondi refused to answer today, the most incendiary was about whether she's seen photos of Donald Trump with unclothed underage girls. It is so damning that she couldn't just say, "No."

He doesn’t trust her around the uniformed psychos.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Except the realization now is there are multiple madmen and women.

The British version of “If this isn’t nice I don’t know what is”…😀

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

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