Margarine Shitman United States, Census, 1940

got an air fryer for Christmas and it came with these chef created, test kitchen approved recipes that needed to be Seen

Corrupted Gauntlet style economy

The Yu-Gi-Oh trap card of the Matador catalogue

happy holidays!

‘Magic Logs’ chopped by bots could conquer OSRS market thanks to game-changing performance: ‘It’s never been like this’

Introduce yourself in 5 pieces of shit you’ve eaten for breakfast

fly me to the moon I wanna take a massive shit Let me also take a shit on Jupiter and mars

Greetings from Mexico City

Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900

Greetings from Mexico City

LSD: Dream Emulator 2

How crushing must it feel to be a Mariner or one of their fans. Oh well. Not my business da Blue Jays are da World Series babby they playin for all da marbles let's go babby

Rude posts Check the rude posts Cause you so nasty

One thing I'd really like to see from NDP leadership candidates is a commitment to reign in big tech rather than wasting public resources falling for the hype of AI companies. @avilewis.ca @heathermcpherson.bsky.social @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social

howstop swelfdetruct

release the Eckhart files

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

New favourite producer. Wish he made even the occasional slightly normal track but I would definitely play one of his songs at the imaginary DJ gigs I envision playing between 0 and 1 of a year on.soundcloud.com/dSmX90Tf3onQ...

Toronto Blue Jays

@mayoroliviachow.ca let’s follow his lead on this for Toronto

Well you can tell by the way I walk and walk / Hey I'm walkin' man / I'm trying to walk

My Guys I Remember will be most relevant to members of a dying comedy forum from decades ago

Yeah, the guy uses all his Holodeck time just sitting in the corner smoking crack. He doesn't even decorate it like a hotel room or anything, it's just the straight grid. He's sober on the ship. There's no rule against it but we've all lost a little respect for him. Generates a crack pipe every time

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: goon zipline, zybourne clock, Arab spring goatse, P-p-p-powerbook, homemade flamethrower, tribute.wmv, groverhaus, doom bathroom, must love horses, hp lovecraft story prompts, low carb thread, Hawaiian death retreat, walk across the country, and dating game.

Toronto Blue Jays

(In meatloaf voice) how do they form it Babby babby how do they form it How do they form it It was on the news this mroing

caught in the act

Some of y’all didn’t grow up as little bedroom gremlins who participated exclusively in anonymous online communities the moment you were able and it shows

we’ve invented a supreme machine brain smarter than all humans combined, and it can answer all possible questions, except for “is this picture copyrighted material”

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Congratulations to Grapes, winner of 2025 Fruit of the Year

need proof god is real? how else could there be a pair of rhyming words as perfect as “insane” and “brain”

Papà Americano (bee bee bee-dee-dee)

(rubbing temples really hard, sweat beads forming) new pope who dis

happy star trek day to all my friends

medically-induced hangover