(First person to eat an oyster) what if there’s food inside this rock

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Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Tier list of the enterprise crew handling strong edibles (ordered within tiers): Wants more edibles tier: Guinan, Riker, Data, Picard, Dr. Crusher, Pulaski Gets anxious and spaced out tier: Ro, O’Brien, Tasha, Wesley, Geordi Trip to medical for panic attack tier: Troi, Barclay, Worf

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Klingon High Council, I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails. Worf

Tier list of the enterprise crew handling strong edibles (ordered within tiers): Wants more edibles tier: Guinan, Riker, Data, Picard, Dr. Crusher, Pulaski Gets anxious and spaced out tier: Ro, O’Brien, Tasha, Wesley, Geordi Trip to medical for panic attack tier: Troi, Barclay, Worf

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

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Margarine Shitman United States, Census, 1940

got an air fryer for Christmas and it came with these chef created, test kitchen approved recipes that needed to be Seen

Corrupted Gauntlet style economy

The Yu-Gi-Oh trap card of the Matador catalogue

happy holidays!

‘Magic Logs’ chopped by bots could conquer OSRS market thanks to game-changing performance: ‘It’s never been like this’

Introduce yourself in 5 pieces of shit you’ve eaten for breakfast

fly me to the moon I wanna take a massive shit Let me also take a shit on Jupiter and mars

Greetings from Mexico City

Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900

Greetings from Mexico City

LSD: Dream Emulator 2

How crushing must it feel to be a Mariner or one of their fans. Oh well. Not my business da Blue Jays are da World Series babby they playin for all da marbles let's go babby

Rude posts Check the rude posts Cause you so nasty

One thing I'd really like to see from NDP leadership candidates is a commitment to reign in big tech rather than wasting public resources falling for the hype of AI companies. @avilewis.ca @heathermcpherson.bsky.social @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social

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release the Eckhart files

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

New favourite producer. Wish he made even the occasional slightly normal track but I would definitely play one of his songs at the imaginary DJ gigs I envision playing between 0 and 1 of a year on.soundcloud.com/dSmX90Tf3onQ...

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Well you can tell by the way I walk and walk / Hey I'm walkin' man / I'm trying to walk

My Guys I Remember will be most relevant to members of a dying comedy forum from decades ago

Yeah, the guy uses all his Holodeck time just sitting in the corner smoking crack. He doesn't even decorate it like a hotel room or anything, it's just the straight grid. He's sober on the ship. There's no rule against it but we've all lost a little respect for him. Generates a crack pipe every time

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: goon zipline, zybourne clock, Arab spring goatse, P-p-p-powerbook, homemade flamethrower, tribute.wmv, groverhaus, doom bathroom, must love horses, hp lovecraft story prompts, low carb thread, Hawaiian death retreat, walk across the country, and dating game.

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(In meatloaf voice) how do they form it Babby babby how do they form it How do they form it It was on the news this mroing

caught in the act