See, Pretti's problem is that he brought a holstered hand gun to a protest in his neighborhood. If he wanted to be celebrated, he should have had his mom drive him several states over with an assault rifle.

My daughter is currently annoyed because she forgot to put "Backpack from Dora" on her "Hear Me Out" list.

My daughter: "Sometimes I think you may have a little autism." Me: "What do you mean by 'a little' or 'sometimes'?"

Happy MLK Day!

Been outta the game for a bit, but I have thoughts...

My local pizza place has a plan. Your house of worship should as well

Happy Consecutive Squares Day! Thanks to @justinaion.bsky.social for alerting me to this special mathematical day.

Activist signs at the beach all seem to boil down to "the infrastructure projects that got me are the only ones we needed!"

You're telling me a banana fostered that orphan??

I am still asking folks to decorate my walls

Experimental philosophy

There is one kind of person who decides that getting rid of marriage equality is a higher priority than putting pedophiles in prison.

This was my group last year.

To celebrate our grand opening today, I did an Estimation 180!

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I am deceased

A deep and heartfelt thanks to @cbsmornings.bsky.social for spoiling last night's White Lotus by their choice of scenes to show while interviewing Walton Goggins, such that even on mute, I know who dies. Thanks

There was a massive protest in my fairly red town today. This was my absolute favorite sign:

Add Lauren Underwood and Ayanna Pressley and two more Black women.

Y'all are so focused on issues like "the fall of democracy" and "corruption" and "genocide" when there are so many more important and pressing things to focus on! Like the fact that Zelensky didn't wear a suit! Get your priorities straight!

Requiring academic degrees for positions that don't directly call for skills that can only be obtained in school is classist. Equating X years of college with X years of working an actual factual job in the same field is classist.

Also, if you are lamenting that Ryleigh Cooper- at 24 years old- was too young to grapple with the severity of her decision, but have ever called Black teenage girls fast, or said R. Kelly's victims- 18/19 at the most-were "old enough to know better" Your yt supremacy is showing

If you’re at home today, not spending money, and feeling bored, you might be wondering, “What could I do?” Well, task one: you can make random reports on this website: enddei.ed.gov

Federal employees were told to submit a list of what they did over the course of a week? So...a lesson plan?

I'm confused about something: Why is it that having access to free health care is communism, but having access to free law enforcement and fire response isn't? Do the cops or fire department ever send people bills?

There's going to be news about a woman illegally detained and being forcely removed from a Coeur d'Alene Idaho Town Hall meeting taking place at the high school by men that would not identify themselves wearing plain clothes because she opposed the republican viewpoints. youtube.com/shorts/hhJdH...

I’m glad this is getting attention from accounts bigger than I am and the local news. I’m going to keep shouting about it and I hope you do too. Also, we’re not all bad here. Please don’t forget.

The disrespect has been shocking but this is now full on contempt. All it takes is 3 Republicans to join us and leave behind the silence and complicity. We must call out Musk on his harassment of the civil servants who keep our country running. Keep the pressure on.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

This is the first movement from Sen. Fetterman, please fill out immediately if you have been impacted. Please circulate Penn, Pitt, PSU, Temple etc @cbartman.bsky.social

This is how it’s done.

In Milchick's office, there is a small statue of the optical illusion of duck/rabbit

That’s Ent-ertainment.

More of this, please

Concave in the streets Convex in the sheets

with MATH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Y'all REALLY should take this article down...

Thank goodness this country wasn't founded on the idea of "no more kings" or Republican lawmakers would be losing their shit and screaming about the founders' intentions! Or maybe that's just for allowing women and minorities to vote, the ownership of other human beings, and manifest destiny.

☎️Just a phone call away #usPolitics #doge #trumpDishonorsUS

I'm always looking for bright spots and today I realized that I haven't seen any commercials for the Anti-Law offices of Boebert, Gaetz and Greene lately. So that's...something.

She Did Her Job! THIS IS ON US!!!

"We didn’t become the greatest shirtwaist factory in the world by resting on our laurels. That’s why we’ve brought in a new efficiency czar, Noel Skum, whose job is to cut unnecessary spending and roll back overly restrictive safety regulations." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...

Wow, it's possible to hold a person accountable for a coup.

NPR: What is the Democratic party doing right now besides waiting for the midterm elections? Dem Senator: We are speaking to voters and underscoring the importance of those midterm elections. Jesus Tap dancing Christ

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