I need a girlfriend who looks at me the way Donald looks at Zohran.

I love Leo women. My god. That Aries/Leo attraction is...woo baby.

I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.

My face.

I feel like this was ripped from the headlines if the headlines were @prisonculture.bsky.social's skeets.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

They're in it together, yall. When you accept this, it all makes sense.

It's November 1 and I've already caught myself humming, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." several times over the past couple of days.

He's talking about a cognitive test for dementia.

Question for my astrology experts: when the horoscope says xyz is happening "in the part of your chart that contains [insert sign]" but that sign appears nowhere in your chart, then what? @chaninicholas.bsky.social

You don't make a 250 million dollar "improvement" to a house you ever plan to leave.

So many things suddenly make sense when you accept that someone is simply mentally ill.

Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area ICE facility and began to pray. The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!

If my white friends aint showing up like this, I don't want em.

Watching #Peacemaker. Danielle Brooks is soooo foine. 😫😜

Gift link! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

Why's everybody talking about the rapture today?

I feel so bad for anyone not watching women's basketball. Why don't y'all love yourselves? #WNBA

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

AI is absolute trash. LMAO. I looked up "Brittney Sykes partner" and got this. 😂😂😂

This is incredible.

yall, my homegirl sent me this with the caption 'Black people when asked for a moment of silence for Mr. Gums' and I've been screaming for the last ten minutes 😭😭😭

Telling your family you shot someone and having your family convince you to turn yourself in is now apparently proof of excellent police work...

"If you caint go to Bella Noche's, where the hell can you go?"

you cannot be disparaged by your own words... people cannot attack you with your own ideas if ones words are repeated and they are viewed unfavorably that is not a reflection of the one who repeats it is a reflection of the author

late for the assassination because i hired the guy that sells my name written on a grain of rice in the park to write my manifesto out on a bullet casing and he's taking sooooooo long

Not the bullets arguing over savory or sweet grits.

“Don’t ask me for shit when we get in this store!”

NYT on the alleged messages on the shooter's weapon:

"The first Aunt Viv was the best"

This is the real ninja version of Zora Neale Hurston's "If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it."

Nice false flag. Shooting a fellow Nazi to blame others is a classical Nazi tactic.

Clark Can't.

Shout out your WNBA team!

I was at the gym recently and overheard some white men complaining that you "can't say anything these days." I was kind of shocked because...*looks around*...YOU CAN'T?? THESE DAYS?? That's when it hit me that it's not really about being able to "say anything". These dudes put people in power who 1/

Was really enjoying The Golden Girls Deep Dive podcast until Jennifer Simard pronounced Tuskegee "TUS-ca-JEE".

This would've been spot on if you hadn't left out an entire month of autumn, the best season there is! November deserves its place in the top tier with September and October!

Happy Whitney Houston's Birthday Eve to all who celebrate!

Anybody know the song playing over the end credits of tonight's And Just Like That #AJLT?

I've started watching WNBA and unfortunately I can't join in the queer lust because most of the players look like children to me. Best I can do is, "Awww, she's adorable."

The Gilded Age is bad for a lot of reasons. But the main one is that no one ever changes. Everyone is essentially exactly who they were on day one. Some circumstances have changed, particularly Jack and Ada. But I'd argue no one has evolved in any way whatsoever. There are no real character arcs. 1/

And they really didn't need to bring Phylicia Rashad on here overacting 🙄.

The Gilded Age is so stupid. This whole Marian/Larry storyline is forced and ridiculous. There's no reason she wouldn't have one conversation with this man. Just false drama, constantly.

A thread: Couple weeks ago, I noticed what looked like yellowjackets around my firewood shed but they were smaller than ones I've seen before (abt the length of my fingernail bed) and weren't being aggressive, so with the help of Google, I convinced myself they were hover flies, which mimic YJs.

Congratulations, followers! Y'all get to hear about my ongoing battle with an underground Eastern Yellowjacket nest!