As a horse owner, this is pure joy.

I’m happy I don’t have to but I would pay five times as much for the print Onion as I am currently paying

why is it that you drive in a parkway, but barf in a safeway?

Jiminy Glick voice: Mr. Tom Waits! Tom waits. I wonder what Tom is waiting for? Is it for the Scooby Gang to finally unmask you as the monster running around the haunted carnival? What’s your sandpaper budget, and how much of it do you eat?

The new Daredevil season is not playing around.

It's Trans Day of Visibility, so here's a shameless plug asking you to please subscribe to my newsletter about media, politics, culture, etc. ⬇️

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Twin Peaks and how to get back up when evil roams your streets aftermath.site/the-work-twin-...

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

it’s just remarkable how dedicated this administration is to making people’s day to day lives worse in every way

Sam Kieth did not bend for comics. Comics bent to him. I won't call his manner of drawing merely a style because that implies some level of artifice. Maybe not since Kirby had mainstream comics seen an artist with less filter between his imagination and the printed page.

RiP Sam Kieth.

Songs sung at karaoke: Toto - Hold The Line Stray Cats - I Won't Stand In Your Way Soggy Bottom Boys - Man Of Constant Sorrow Poison Ruin - Harvest Radiohead - Weird Fishes Lovage - Sex (I'm A...) #karaoke #twinpeaks #PNW

I’m really enjoying the current cast of SNL, they have a very manic chemistry, and are not afraid to get weird. They lean hard into being odd and silly.

my friend send me this from the Ghost in the Shell exhibit currently running in Tokyo, and it perfectly summarizes what i think is being lost when art is increasingly machine-generated :

Train’s entire discography. Also, “Mr. Brightside”.

I wrote a joke about Schrödinger, it or may or may not be funny, depending how you look at it.

I tried to write a joke about Gödel but I was unable to complete it.

"'Phone' is more of a coherent identity for these people than anything else. Their language is Phone and their culture is Phone."

Bro the tv made you stupid. You’re stupid now, permanently, because of your relationship with the tv

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

frog on a volcano i know, i know it's serious

Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character. Wrong Answers Only.

It's time to take a moment, breathe deeply, center yourself, and then fully immerse yourself into the Nick Beggs bass line from Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy". www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpG...

Marathon looks like it could take place in the Wipeout universe.

Songs sung at karaoke last night: Boston - More Than a Feeling Devotchka - The Last Beat Of My Heart Tones on Tail - Go! Tool - Parabol/Parabola #karaoke #seattle #twinpeaks

MIKE MIGNOLA‘S FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

We could probably prevent a number of wars if men would listen to "Return of the Mack" daily while flexing in the mirror... www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D...

Ghostbusters: Fifty Shades Darker.

What a cruel joke how much executive function it takes for me to take my medication I have to take to get executive function I don’t have.

The conservative mindset needs force to maintain it, and they teach their pets to put themselves in chains and turn in other people who escaped, like the worst kinda crabs in a bucket. "How dare you be free," they say. "How dare you be free when I'm not brave enough to follow?"

Songs sung at karaoke last night: Black Sabbath - War Pigs Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike Sleep Token - Caramel Simply Red - Holding Back The Years Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below Madvillain - Accordion #karaoke #seattle #twinpeaks

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Help our trans friends out. 🏳️‍⚧️

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. ”so yeah, Billy, despite all my rage, I guess I am still just a rat in a cage. should I up my Zoloft?”

Songs sung at karaoke last night: Jeff Buckley - Last Goodbye Soundgarden - Rusty Cage Space - Female of the Species Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot Jimmy Scott - Sycamore Trees The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?? #karaoke #seattle #twinpeaks

Having a caramel sugar crash out after those Werthering heights.

The best part of Wuthering Heights was when Jacob Elordi said "IT'S WUTHERING TIME" and wuthered all over those guys

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

These people have never hung out in their cousins’ room full of black light Cypress Hill posters and it shows.

Holy crap, this is literally "I studied the blade"...

It's wild to see so many creators supporting Minnesota, standing against 🧊, and standing together for our neighbors. ❤️ Here are all 1,439 games in all their glory. Find the charity bundle raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

she gets it

Icelandic reggae anyone? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nBk...

This whole damn compilation youtu.be/nEwI3B-BILw?...

Sooooo... Discord actively tries to insulate itself from feedback, so the best way to make your displeasure known is to cancel Nitro if you have it. Let's make this Cancel Nitro Day. www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

I have so many Icelandic artists in my library that I will never truly understand what they are saying. One of my favorite bands is a Turkish funk group. I own nearly every Stereolab album and don’t speak a lick of French. i prefer the German version of “Du Hast”. Some people are so boring.

I’ve hit a milestone, I’m seeing Super Bowl commercials that I auditioned for 😯