The people we are during wrestling aren't necessarily the same people we are the next day.

when Hanger paused going back up the ramp, realizing the gravity of what he'd just done, someone with an aisle seat could have thrown a rubber chicken and created true art #AEWDynamite 🤼

hanger no never go full cody #AEWDynamite 🤼

I have a very simple and straightforward two-step plan to Save The Video Game Industry: Step 1: Globally eliminate the concept of a classed society and redistribute all surplus resources among the populace, permanently enshrining social ownership of the means of production. Step 2: Ridge Racer 8.

currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol

oh no I guess all of Wrestlesky is watching on HBO time, not Triller time 🤼

sir a second Big Lady has hit the ring #AEWGrandSlam 🤼

we need Kurt Angle to come back one more time so we can chant "FUCK ICE" 🤼

Brody and MJF have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. 🤼

THEKLAAAAAA (x24) #AEWDynamite 🤼

FLETCH LIGHTS RISE UP #AEWDynamite 🤼

jesus christ kyle 🤼

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

still waiting for those sugarcanes to start dancing.

that's two Mister Rogers songs this super bowl. I can only assume that licensing is how we're financing PBS now.

my 5-year old, watching his second super bowl halftime show: "Why was the song different?"

It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish

the only way tonight could have been better is if they accidentally forgot to mute Brody when he very obviously yelled FUCK ICE directly into camera on live television 🤼

Brody King is now canonically powered by Fuck ICE chants

Brody King, who's in the main event of #AEWDynamite, fighting MJF for a shot at the AEW Men's World Championship, has just raised $58,000 for people affected by ICE in Minneapolis. Earlier, he raised over $35K for families affected by ICE in Los Angeles FUCK ICE CHANTS ON #AEWDYNAMITE FUCK YES

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

THE FUCK ICE CHANTS GIVE HIM STRENGTH LET'S FUGGIN GOOOOOOOOO #AEWDynamite 🤼

IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME AND WE'VE GOT A "FUCK ICE" CHANT I LOVE THIS PROMOTION #AEWDynamite 🤼

AEW posts on x dot com: "Oh wow Ospreay is back 🔥" AEW posts on bluesky: "Mark Davis please sit on me with your pixar mom ass"

can't believe i had to wait until 2026 to hear "Dunkzilla" properly announced on #AEWDynamite 🤼

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

feel like this one might be too subtle, somehow. 🤼

one more post

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

Wrestlesky lend me your skeets, at least one of you has a line to TK. The director for the Mets just quit, the one that injected cinematic camera work into baseball. Man won an Emmy for sports broadcasting. Think of what could be unleashed if this guy's palette was Ospreay vs Swerve. #AEW 🤼

how is every episode of Dynamite so good? not trying to glaze the promotion or anything, just legitimately wondering how every single week is 2 hours of solid-ass wrestling. 🤼

Justified “Horsecock” chants on #AEWDynamite tonight 🤼

TECHNIQUE WITH TAZ WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK #AEWDynamite 🤼 #UDEHISHIGIWAKIGATAME

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

When I was watching bad dad Christian Cage swan about with the TNT title Luchasaurus the dinosaur man had rightfully won, the very very *very* furthest thought from my mind was 'I should imagine within a couple of years something very similar will happen to a Nobel Peace Prize' #aew

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

for anyone seeking just a spark of joy today anywhere on planet earth, Rocket Bunny just debuted an Choro-Q R32 kit for a Suzuki Twin for TAS 2026 and, well, it’s sort of incredible and literally perfect www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

JR's eepy, take it home boys #AEWDynamite 🤼

who the fuck is [NAMELESS OPPS DOJO MEMBER #3]? #AEWDynamite 🤼