Future Asst Hockey Coach at the University of Alabama

If you feel like leaving your fatal fetal anomaly on Jody's doorstep his address should be on file with the TN SOS

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Just blocked a bot with 1 follower following 5 people

“TN bill would allow death penalty for women who have an abortion *** The bill “prohibits all abortions from fertilization, without exceptions for rape or incest.” It’s supported by the president of the Southern Baptist Convention, America’s largest evangelical denomination. 2/20/26 … 1/

Not even sure how many phones my kid has

Well, shit. This is batshit. This is bullshit. Even *posting* that I think this is bullshit is... I can't even. (I have a green card) www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...

The Navy owns two hospital ships, the USNS Comfort and USNS Mercy. Neither appears ready to deploy any time soon, and both were at a maintenance facility run by Alabama Shipyard in Mobile as of today.

I want us to understand this in the context of these same people killed affirmative action using Chinese-American plaintiffs because they said helping Black people was discriminatory against Asian Americans and anti-merit. Once again: it was never about that. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

He'd name the land Huckabee

god this kid rules (the one who punched spud)

It.

Heated Rivalry 2

DHS reverses course after suspending TSA PreCheck alienates wrong voting cohort

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I can't believe the rapey NYC real estate conman with a comb over and spray tan lied to me about glyphosate

He said clergy and community observers have reported ICE agents now camping out in front of their churches and homes, something they hadn’t seen before. “Still real problems occurring here." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...

If my lawyer don't talk to me that way I don't want em

And interrogated him for 12 hours. bsky.app/profile/kevi...

The pool agrees to ask only one question: "Sir why are you orange?" These people do not really want to anchor. They are not serious people.

Honestly he’s right, that really was an impertinent question.

POTUS just cortisolmaxxed after BRUTAL lawmogging; ASU frat leader DEVASTATED 😮‍💨

Today we remember the iconic Sidney Poitier--born on this day in 1927--with a marathon of his most indelible films including LILIES OF THE FIELD (for which he won the Oscar), TO SIR WITH LOVE, IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT, and more on Pluto TV Icons: pluto.tv/us/live-tv/6...

What the absolute fuck. www.cbsnews.com/news/meta-tr...

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

NEW: DHS plans to build a giant, centralized biometrics platform that lets it search faces, fingerprints, and irises across all its agencies, including ICE, CBP, the Secret Service, and more. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/dhs-wa...

State Leg Democrats: Doesn't matter if it's illegal or impossible... File a bill that uses tarrif $ to fund free hunting and fishing licenses for anyone making under $75k 🎣 #NCSL #dccc #YoureWelcome

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

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The only position in AR state government with a better compensation package than Governor is Prison Lobbyist

International eBay is back baby

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

That plane has more showers than my house

There's obviously about eleventeen things wrong with this quote, but let's just be clear on exactly what #SCOTUS *actually* said in Vasquez Perdomo: "The application for stay presented to Justice Kagan and by her referred to the Court is granted." That's it. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

if there was a web forum which had a subforum called Financial Reporting and another subforum called Pics of Your Favorite Underage Celebrity Naked and you kept posting in your subforum while pretending the other subforum wasn't on that same website people are gonna make a value judgement mate

It’s interesting that Springsteen has explicitly announced this as being a tour for political reasons. Now is a good a time as any for RATM and R.E.M. to get off their asses and rock us to save the republic.

How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

imagine trying to call shots for the 2020 primary in 2017

The last time I reached out to DHS, I asked if folks at the press office were worried about potentially being prosecuted. I wondered whether they were banking on pardons from Trump and how that would work if they're anonymous. I received a trolly reply credited to an unnamed spokesperson.

INVENTOR OF CONTRACTIONS: you know what the word “not” is too fucking long

Georgia is particularly amazing politically. I want to read a Brad Raffensburger's book in a few years.

HE DID THE MEME

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

I can’t help thinking there’s so much money changing hands wrt ICE detention that there aren’t even enough investigative reporters to track www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...

Oh look, CBS is pre-complying with a rule that doesn't exist. youtu.be/oh7DPSP65JA

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…