can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

my resistance glands don't swell for the east wing demolition because i don't own the west wing dvd collection but the "others" the nyt vaults into equivalence in the subheadline is just one woman who was friends with henry kissinger

estrogen is just a scheme made up by trans women to make more trans women

christian women in het relationships are allowed to have bodily autonomy and enjoy themselves too, even if they’re hypocrites! this isn’t hard you fuckers, do you support women or not?

welcome to bluesky, we have jokes and people who don't understand jokes

AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod. I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.

Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.

I've given up on Platner, but putting another decrepit Senate brained filibuster lover in there would be not that much better than keeping Collins. rules out most of what needs to happen

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king

the most terrifying words in the English language, "I'm from the government and I'm here to diarrhea on you from a fighter jet"

...a horse? oh, you mean a eunuchorn?

so here’s the thing, Bari, you’re running an organization full of weapons-grade gossips who hate you www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

just one more impeachment bro, i swear this time it won't be another no op

sure, the AI shit video is weird and childish, but i dunno if i'd yet seen him go "yeah i'm king trump so what" the good news is, if this is a hereditary monarchy his kids are just as dumb without the charisma

frenemies with benefits? is this anything or do the cishets have a lock on it

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

winning magic gathering is actually so easy? you just have to wear skimpy clothes and say stuff like "you activated my trap card" and "you will run out of life point and be cast to the shadow realm" and "why isn't this more like hearthstone" until she shoves her dick in your mouth to shut you up?

they drained the swamp to decant it into a second, even worse swamp [alt: serious-looking purple tie man makes a "zero" gesture with his left hand in what looks like a courtroom]

"you are trying to be annoying." "*trying?*"

first, procedural justice should be guaranteed second, any policy that benefits the rich should benefit the poorest of us at least as much

The Internet produces new fetishes faster than anyone can keep up.

we weren't gonna get married, but at the last minute she had hot feet

a clocky hottie? you mean a clottie?

hate that i feel irritable around someone i love because of the actions of someone who's no longer my friend

do you think Christopher Nolan's script drafts are more comprehensible as you go backwards in time

God made me, so you really gotta question Its judgment

we're well into a legitimacy crisis for SCOTUS, we'll lose the House forever unless every blue state moves to counter this, and it took an enormous push to get the Senate to 50-50 in 2021. we clearly need Democrats to tack to the center

"do you have any comment on the president's speech yesterday promising swift execution for his enemies and anyone not watching the speech?" "i'm afraid i haven't had time to review it or form an opinion about it. can we get back to talking about this bill that grants land and serfs to ICE agents?"

When all of this is finally over, I hope the people who ordered and carried out these extrajudicial assassinations are given the due process they don't believe in before they're punished for murder. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

i too have few friends left from 2022, but that's because i transitioned

by this time next year, we want ICE agent to be one of the most miserable, soul destroying, hated jobs in america, we want parking enforcement to look like a dream job by comparison

weirdo sexologists would rather invent elaborate lore on the corrupting influence of crossdressing than apply "sometimes topics of deep shame are sexualized as a coping mechanism" to trans women in line with how it works for everyone else

lacuna matata what a wonderful phrase lacuna matata ain't no passing craze it means no memory of the horrible days

if they actually elect this guy i take back most of the shit i've ever talked about new york

which is why my campaign's consultants have advised me to lose every election

throwing down the gauntlet @katie.bzky.team

trans women have a biological advantage at dissociation

i was sexually assaulted by a friend a couple days ago. it took a couple days before I talked to friends and it sank in what really happened. in the middle i had an amazing time at an underground rave. dissociation, you da real mvp

The way you'll bring this up and get a chorus of "Oh, I never thought of that" from cis people when it lives eternally in our heads....

feeling more and more vindicated that i never got into this kind of bullshit

sending in the troops to the war ravaged mcdonalds that put too much ice in my diet coke

maybe he just had facial nonfeminization surgery

"how dare you give me the will to live again?" "what could be more dominant than keeping you alive to domme you some more?"

follow me to endorse crime

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

they gave a 22 year old $7mm to plaster 11,000 ads all over the city. his virtual friend is here to "smooth out the variance in people." he thinks it will raise everyone's emotional intelligence but does not personally want to talk to anyone we're so toast as a culture