please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it

i wake up every morning at 7 and ask chatgpt. am i gonna crush it today? she always says yes. at my desk vibing my way through my latest app. making a casino with Affirm integration. oh FUCK my wallet winding down i ask her to make a movie and then tell me if i liked it. she frees up so much time

chatgpt lied it didn't fuck my wife last night 🧵37/

if an AI is as good as you at writing or researching or coming up with ideas, you are a replacement-level intellectual

me: i have a conflation fetish gf: don't you mean inflation? me: hnnnnngh

the only thing good about ESPN owning most of the bowl games was that it's a little easier to get a month of ESPN than fucking TruTV

several local establishments switched to online ordering and scheduling platforms that straight up don't work anymore. i am puzzled and annoyed

i love having ARFID and suicidal depression together. makes every meal feel like a highly resented chore

Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?

It sucks, but this is where we are now, after years of warning signs. Your chance of being able to support your child while operating squarely within the medical system is gone, and the new world sucks, but your kid needs you.

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

Guess I'll post this again

running theme of 2025 was that the people with decision making power do not understand or care for boundaries or consent

even relatively woke cis people tend to land on "if your parents consent, the state should stay out of it." your child should have a right to inject estrogen in front of you and over your objections

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

There’s a direct line from ‘just asking questions about women’s sports’ to criminalizing our health care, we warned you it was coming, you said it would be fine and you just had a few more questions.

what is the average of an empty set. someone who is good at math please help, the children aren't dying

this has happened many times, but this was a particularly dark occurrence. cis privilege means even if you wish us well in the abstract, you look away from stuff like this. did somebody say sports?!

i don't even like to fill out tickets on the rare occasion i do good work. filling one out for a breakup sounds like some level of kink even i can't get behind

spanking children is non consensual kink AND POST

blowing up the highway, a known bank-robbery-escape route

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

my next computer will be a fucking abacus I swear to Satan

i remember when Twitter was a useful place to find info when, say, my internet connections went down hard and simultaneously. even had some luck accessing support through there. ah well, nevertheless

this is perfect

my parents rationalizing their abuse: you had a mind of your own, you wouldn't listen, we had to "scare you straight" my parents when i stopped talking to them: it's that evil therapist who manipulated you into this

It really was a wildly successful political project to re-define “elitism” as “listening to professors and researchers” and not “agreeing with whatever drug addled wealthy lunatic perverts say”

Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean. I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.

Whether it’s trans rights, or genocide funding, or all sorts of corrupt corporate laws, there’s only so many times you can fuck over your voters before you make yourselves our enemy. It’s madness to think you deserve unconditional support just for sometimes being a bit better than actual Nazis.

this shit didn't fly in 2017 and it sure as fuck doesn't fly now. fortunately for us all there is no functional mechanism to correct electing a dictator

hot on the heels of "hey I think I figured something out" we bring you "oh no things are worse and I'm more confused"

don't argue if you're not having fun. if you're not sure if you're having fun, you're not.

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

where other monsters would make the cynical calculation that they should stay out of this ("thoughts and prayers" is staying out of this), he is the center of a universe where everything is about him. still furious my country chose him twice

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

needless to say he doesn't pass as well as he thinks he does

this is what passes for trans positive in the British commentariat, i guess. wouldn't it be horrible if i marched for "trans rights"

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

God i wish i was an op ed pundit i could crank out 2000 words a week on the crapper

we'd get a more useful picture from those trans acceptance surveys if they were like do you accept trans people? [ ] no [ ] yes, but I Have Concerns [ ] yes but I don't want to be around one [ ] yes but I don't want to be friends with one [ ] yes the first 4 code as "no"

yes, the problematic technocratic elites are in Europe. great work

heads up the star spangled banner now ends with: O say does that star spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the... home?

i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"

setting aside a million things, greek instruction at the time was likely a bunch of grammar drills, because comprehensible input hadn't been invented yet. still, homer can teach us about murdering your wife's suitors, starting wars when your wife left, praying your allies will suffer...

i understand not everyone is happy with the communal shift from catgirls to puppygirls, but we just had too many deaths from sandpaper blowjobs

finally, an article about bathrooms that isn't about trans people. and it's interesting!

i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job

we think things are getting better. we're in touch with more of what's going on when we struggle around other people. but it hurts a lot right now. we dissociated these things for a reason and had to go and undo it