happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

Mineral Museum organized by lickability of rocks, with tasting notes (and option to buy samples) of the Do Lick list and worst case scenarios for the Do Not Lick list. The Boring But Safe list will form a neutral zone between them.

I did not have Aardwolf Erotica on my social media algorithm bingo card today

Little mountain #bobcat is growing up! Caught on #cameratrap

GLM Lightning Mapper might point to a bolide (fireball) causing that very large boom over southern New England a little while ago.

Sorry, ate a squirrel that didn’t agree with me.

Star Trek didn’t become woke You grew up to become a shitty person

OMG, no one tell @natickbobcat.bsky.social about this. www.facebook.com/share/r/1Ecj...

A Bobcat surveying a field #mammals #cats #caturday

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

This fahkin’ guy right heah. His favorite bahstin team is the Sox. Loves a whole belly fried clam washed down with a ‘Gansett. Trying to quit smokin but he’s only down to half a pahk of Mahrlboros a day. And he calls out bullshit when he sees it. Here’s to you Mahblehead Guy.

I’m putting a team together… @mammalssuck.bsky.social @ratatosk.bsky.social @stoatamatic.bsky.social @natickbobcat.bsky.social

There is a nonzero chance that the CSAR 23:17 “prayer” that Hegseth read was an underling playing “let me see if I can get the boss to quote Pulp Fiction in public”

JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

This one going out special to Viktor Orban and his couch banging buddy JD Vance

Happy World Ocean Day now prove you are not a robot. (This CRABTCHA is brought to you by @jopabinia.bsky.social and yours truly.)

We have one of @natickbobcat.bsky.social’s friends in our yard, too!

Bobcat on the Raccoonobahn !! This is quite rare for us, looks large so probably a male (I’m no expert). #mammals

Cartoon: My wife pointed out that if I was going to draw Cutter and Skywise in different styles then Rankin Bass was a solid elf source. I think she thought I was going to look at The Hobbit but I'm sure she won't be surprised I went to the North Pole instead. #ElfQuest

As long as it's Biblically Accurate...

This bobcat paused mid-journey on the road, scanning her surroundings before moving on. #WildlifePhotography #mammals #bobcat #naturephotography

In better news, I can now share that we caught @natickbobcat.bsky.social on vacation. Robert seemed to find the Florida weather acceptable; but seemed confused on how we were able to spot him. Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge. Photo by @glhow-rows.bsky.social

Trying to finish these damn disappointing wizard trading cards

Blessings of the Season be upon you!

Great example of bad science policy communication 👇🏽 This post does not communicate that they don’t propose cuts to the Artemis program. In fact it proposes an increase to their budget. The cut is to the science programs: the curiosity and saving planet earth programs. 🔭🧪 #scicomm

That was the biggest damn cottontail I’ve ever seen. Gonna eat like a king for DAYS. Not sure what’s up with all the eggs though. #HappyEaster Bipeds!

What fresh hell is this?

YUB NUB EVERBODY! YUB NUB! #2026MMM

MAMA HUMPBACK WHALE DEFEATS NILE CROCODILE! HUMPBACK WHALE is #2026MMM CHAMPION! Artwork by @veppart.bsky.social & @opellisms.bsky.social !!!

Needs the #2026MMM tag and some appreciation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYm... #2026MMM

*weakly* iF yOuRE lEaRnIng yOuRe WinnInG *mmmph* *urgh* #2026mmm

Mama Humpback swims along side the Humpback whale, extending her long flipper above and below the carcass, and touching the carcass gently with her flipper... (Frediani et al. 2020) #2026MMM #AlasPoorYorick #IKnewHimHoratio #AFellowOfInfiniteJest #OfMostExcellentFancy

(gasping for air laughing) BAD (gasping) KITTY #2026MMM

AND HERE BE MONSTERS: tiger sharks, great white sharks, estuarine crocodiles, & ORCAS!!!! (Gallagher et al. 2018; Hutchings et al. 2025) #2026MMM

Remember, every time you say “Honey Badger Don’t Care” a Humpback Whale calf gets torn apart by Orcas. #2026MMM

Humpback Whale vs. Nile Crocodile is the 900th BATTLE IN MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS HISTORY!!!!! #2026MMM #MMMath

WHICH I WON #2026MMM

So, so many of you, who we know by handles & avatars, who have become essential to the MMMagic, Legend & Legacy. To all the filthy weasels & fiesty felids, mean monkeys & rowdy rodents, for the years of banter & kindness, THANK YOU. You shine a light when so much else has turned so dark #2026MMM

The #2026MMM Narration Team CONTINUED!! @cnanderson.bsky.social @jeclight.bsky.social @pkconnors.bsky.social @mammalssuck.bsky.social @docrowschaef.bsky.social

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Tell us you haven’t finished the narrative yet without telling us you haven’t finished the narrative yet… #2026MMM

I have the image of the split exhaust trail of Challenger seared into my head, and I think that the Twin Towers are now superimposed on that, weirdly reinforcing/rewriting the image, and this rocket had twin side boosters, and I don’t think I will ever be okay about watching humans launch

Jumping spiders can see the moon! 🌖 www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Crying shame no wolves in #2026MMM this year

It’s April 1 AND it’s the #2026MMM Championship? MMM Narrator Meeting: