Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book. My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too. Thank you to everyone who supported the project.

It’s the FINAL WEEKEND to support the Kickstarter to fund my new children’s picture book. Please support if you can, every £ helps. I only receive the funding if the campaign reaches 100%. If not, no card payments will be taken. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Want a comedy writing guide? I’ve added one as a reward for backers of my Kickstarter! Finding/creating opportunities Writing for kids Getting noticed Networking Agents Emailing people in the industry Writer’s Block Dealing with rejection

Guys, my Kickstarter to self-publish a funny picture book is failing so bad! If you can help by pledging any amount, I’d REALLY appreciate it. Please help me to get this book out there. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

If you love funny picture books and you like to support indie authors and illustrators, please consider pledging to help make this sequel a reality. You won't regret it!

Genuinely thought this was Trey Parker and Matt Stone

A fun, entertaining, and charmingly silly project that could use some crowdfunding help Donate if you can!

Consider backing this brilliant childrens book!

The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail. There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it. If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.

2 weeks left! If you enjoy picture books that are packed with fun illustrations, jokes for the whole family, movie references, and a message about collaboration - this is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie. My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world. Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs

As if you need another reason to back a children's book by Chris, he's also offering a mini comedy writing guide as a reward. I got one of these with his first book and it's well worth doing! Support new writers and new writing!

New Kickstarter reward! I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Interested in writing comedy? This is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.

Cheese is the best thing you can do with milk, obviously. Whereas Cheese! (note the punctuation) is the best book you can read your kids. And now @thisisdouch.bsky.social is working on a sequel. Delicious! Pledge for a copy to delight your kids and/or spite a lactose intolerant nemesis.

The wonderful @thisisdouch.bsky.social needs your help to launch the second book in his brilliant CHEESE! series. Please support it here if you can. 🧀

My pal @thisisdouch.bsky.social is writing a sequel to his first picture book CHEESE! But he needs your help - yes, you! Help back original, smart and funny kids' books. (Or we'll have to put up with celebs writing books called MR POO PANTS EATS BOGEY FARTS.) www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Support @thisisdouch.bsky.social his first book was excellent! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse. There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear... #ncbd

The excellent @thisisdouch.bsky.social has a new kids' book in the works, the latest installment in the wonderful world of CHEESE! take a look and donate to his campaign if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Check out CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book by Chris Douch on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Chris is running a starter for the latest in his adorable Cheese children's book series. Well worth supporting!

🚨 Supporters of the arts! And also parents with children who crave entertainment! Jump in on this and help make this showbiz cheese a reality!

Hello. @thisisdouch.bsky.social is crowdfunding for the sequel to his excellently funny kids book. If you like supporting good, funny children's books actually getting made or have mini ones who like brilliant picture books, please give him a hand if you can: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Help Chris get his funny BRIEquel published. The first one was a cracker!

Cheese lovers assemble! Show some solidariBRIE and back this kidlit book campaign! #Kidlituk

Kickstarter for CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! launches at 10am today.

People what create things are mint.

I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

If you’re in a position to do so, this is a great book to support. If you ask any children who read the first one they’ll tell you just how Gouda it was.

Just when you Roquefort it was safe to back in the funny books about cheese for kids market.

Chris is 12% of the way there. Help him get further, as when he gets across the line, we can all Port Salut him.

As one of a number of folks frantically googling cheese types, I would like to personally recommend you havarti a look at the first book as it will roquefort your world, then consider backing the brie-quel.

Join me!

My buddy Chris' second children's book is now crowdfunding! The first was an absolute delight, so I've already got my name down for the follow up.

Still around £500 away from my day 1 goal. Please help today if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Kickstarter for CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! launches at 10am today.

CHEESE 2 TOMORROW

Lights! Crackers! Action! It's launch week! The Kickstarter for book 2 in mine and Johnny Schumann's CHEESE! series is launching at 10am on Thursday.

Want to get your name or your kid's name in the new CHEESE! book? Sign up to back the Kickstarter and see your name in CHEESE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Instead of this photo ID, couldn’t we all just paint our faces on a roundabout?

I’m doing it again. Kickstarter for a new book launching in October. Please support. Ideally on day one.

The Culkins continue to dominate the entertainment industry

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Every 3 months or so I remember I have an account on here.

You can currently get a FREE paperback copy of my kids picture book CHEESE! or a pack of stickers - all you have to do is pay the shipping. Link in comments below - grab your copy!

Would you like a FREE copy of my picture book - CHEESE!? Sign up for Whatnot via link in comments and you can get a free book of pack of stickers 🧀

I'll be running a Kickstarter soon for my new kids book. CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Sign up below to get notifications and help to make this happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Looks like Spider-Man’s about to jump the shark