Lights! Crackers! Action! It's launch week! The Kickstarter for book 2 in mine and Johnny Schumann's CHEESE! series is launching at 10am on Thursday.

Want to get your name or your kid's name in the new CHEESE! book? Sign up to back the Kickstarter and see your name in CHEESE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Instead of this photo ID, couldn’t we all just paint our faces on a roundabout?

I’m doing it again. Kickstarter for a new book launching in October. Please support. Ideally on day one.

The Culkins continue to dominate the entertainment industry

Spooky

Every 3 months or so I remember I have an account on here.

You can currently get a FREE paperback copy of my kids picture book CHEESE! or a pack of stickers - all you have to do is pay the shipping. Link in comments below - grab your copy!

Would you like a FREE copy of my picture book - CHEESE!? Sign up for Whatnot via link in comments and you can get a free book of pack of stickers 🧀

I'll be running a Kickstarter soon for my new kids book. CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Sign up below to get notifications and help to make this happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Looks like Spider-Man’s about to jump the shark

It’s my birthday! If you want to help me celebrate… you can order a copy of my book from Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/s/b90e859a3e

RIP John

New sketch show just dropped

Just spoken to them - they fit your car with an Easter bonnet

What like swapping the wheels with crème eggs?

6 weeks in a care home for free? Yeah, I’m up for that.

My picture book CHEESE! is currently FREE on Amazon Kindle but only for a very limited time. Grab your copy today amzn.eu/d/cfA745u

CHEESE! is 2 months old today. If you’ve read it - please take a moment to rate it on goodreads. www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

Turns out the hardest part of publishing a book is getting people to buy it. Only 3 copies sold this month. I'm still determined to show that there is space for indie books in a market drenched in celebrities. Check out CHEESE! at the links in comments below

If you have kids, buy this book. It's delightful, they'll love it and it supports new stories!

Turns out the hardest part of publishing a book is getting people to buy it. Only 3 copies sold this month. I'm still determined to show that there is space for indie books in a market drenched in celebrities. Check out CHEESE! at the links in comments below

Got a script that you think is ready to share with the comedy industry? I highly recommend submitting to @nobbsmemorial.bsky.social My script (co-written with James Bishop) was shortlisted in 2019. It gave us the confidence that we were going in the right direction and helped us find an agent.

Didn’t realise that A Complete Unknown was about Dylan recording Must Be Santa.

Men will literally fly to the moon with their dog to get some cheese instead of going to therapy

It’s mad that it’s almost 5 years since Covid and lockdowns started. We could have gone through all of secondary school in that time!

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show DMs Are Open is BACK and you're going to write for it. Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 thecomedyloser.com/2022/05/12/d... Go get a credit as a BBC writer! #writingcommunity #comedywriting @5teviem.bsky.social

Chris wrote everything down from last night so you can have an easily readable version of last night's webinar, minus Stevie Martin's Water Bottle. #BBCDMsAreOpen #WritingCommunity

Do this. I bunged in a few things last year and one got in. They're definitely checking the inbox.

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show DMs Are Open is BACK and you're going to write for it. Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 thecomedyloser.com/2022/05/12/d... Go get a credit as a BBC writer! #writingcommunity #comedywriting @5teviem.bsky.social

A huge thank you for this #Bookpost by @thisisdouch, and Johnny Schumann, Cheese! Cheese wants to take some perfect photos of his friends...but does perfect really matter? It's a wonderful message, with adorable pictures - and we're stoked to get a signed print and stickers too! Thank you Chris! 🧀

A few people have told me how they’re giving CHEESE! to their kids or relatives this Christmas. Feels so surreal to know that a book I made is going to be one of their presents. This time last year I hadn’t even thought about publishing it.

After YEARS of searching, I finally tracked down the artist behind the greatest Christmas cards ever. thecomedyloser.com/2020/12/12/c...

Have you read CHEESE!? If you have, please take a moment to review it on Amazon. amzn.eu/d/4wjwJZr

Have you read CHEESE!? If you have, please take a moment to review it on Amazon. amzn.eu/d/4wjwJZr

FINAL DAY to order if you want CHEESE! for Christmas 🧀

Need a gift for a kid aged 3-6? Order by the end of 18 December to receive your copy of CHEESE! in time for Christmas! CHEESE! is a funny picture book written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Use code CHEESEBOARD at checkout for 10% off. ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

Hoping to make one final trip to the local post office before Christmas. Order your copy of CHEESE! tonight/tomorrow and support indie creators.

Need a gift for a kid aged 3-6? Order by the end of 18 December to receive your copy of CHEESE! in time for Christmas! CHEESE! is a funny picture book written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Use code CHEESEBOARD at checkout for 10% off. ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

Anyone who’s ordered the CHEESE! paperback from Amazon: There seems to be a fulfilment issue and delivery is being quoted as 6-7 months, which is ridiculous. If you cancel and order direct from me, I can get a copy to you in time for Christmas ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

Ends TONIGHT!

CHEESE! is FREE for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night Grab a free sample of CHEESE! and if you like it - give it a rating and/or review This is an indie book, written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Perfect for kids aged 3-6 (and mature readers) amzn.eu/d/7LW00G6 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

CHEESE! is FREE for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night Grab a free sample of CHEESE! and if you like it - give it a rating and/or review This is an indie book, written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Perfect for kids aged 3-6 (and mature readers) amzn.eu/d/7LW00G6 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

My book CHEESE! is free for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night. Give it a try for FREE and if you like it, please leave a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 review. Paperback edition also available from Amazon, Waterstones, Foyles or direct from me. Free CHEESE!: amzn.eu/d/9Ir04qT

Thanks to everyone who’s helped get CHEESE! noticed on Amazon this week. There’s a LOT of competition and with no marketing team or celebrity platform, I need all the help I can get. You can get a FREE copy until Saturday: amzn.eu/d/gMPZ0z8

I’ve learnt this week that there are literally hundreds of people who wake up and go to their job - pretending to be Keanu Reeves. Like, so many people do it that I think Keanu Reevesing is actually a more stable job than being a writer.

My book CHEESE! is free for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night. Give it a try for FREE and if you like it, please leave a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 review. Paperback edition also available from Amazon, Waterstones, Foyles or direct from me. Free CHEESE!: amzn.eu/d/9Ir04qT

Grab this book on kindle while it's free, then get it in handy book form for when your battery is flat

Thanks to everyone who downloaded their copy yesterday. If you enjoyed it, please give it a rating at the end. 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 Totally FREE to buy until Saturday night!