For sale, baby. Shoes! Never worn!!

It’s time they recorded some new stock sound effects. Getting fucking tired of hearing castle thunder.

I can’t make GIFs but if I could it would be one of Ken George from that Boddington’s advert going “ta!” ok thanks, yep, ok, bye, love you too, byeee!!

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐

coolly slidden an iPad across the full length of the Genius Bar

I got that Snufkin in me, bro

Hey can I have all of your money please

The wonderful @thisisdouch.bsky.social needs your help to launch the second book in his brilliant CHEESE! series. Please support it here if you can. 🧀

I need Conner O’Malley to scream into my face at point-blank range. I think it would solve a lot of my issues.

Not a reaction video guy but these bits from the ABC Starter Kit on the Lost season 5 DVD got me:

He’s Ora farming

(Looking at your algorithm in awe) what are you feeding this thing?

Delete a move to make room for Love Bomb?

Estimated my age a little too fast for my liking.

Growing a beard so you can easily tell I’m in a flashforward

the term “wordplay’ is a clever play on words of the words word and play

how I listening to voice notes

Lost/ Tenko crossover episode

urgh turns out drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die is a bad idea

Another episode of Dr Who that I’m sure will be universally adored :)

Watching Conner O’Malley on the shittest portable tv with dad

Hearing rumours the Rani is Omega.

Anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little Cornish tonight?

Chill, the fuck, out. The CVC number is coming.

Thinking off getting into gambling

Joe Pera swipes through dating apps with you

sawyer goated mr eko goated Kate mid hurley goated

celebs be podcastin

It would be funny if the new pope died right now

Guy in front of me is taking way too long to mourn

Getting fans to appear in the show involved a lot of negotiation with the Doctor Who Appreciation Society and now they’re contractually obliged to be in every series.

Cinema

People pleasers are actually pretty cool once they’ve selflessly prioritised your needs a little.

I like dance music

Lovely weather to stay in and watch Lost.

My steps fell off in 2024.

there’s a lot of cool stuff on the internet

listening to celebrity podcasts as if I identify with them

10-minute sketch of Pippi Longstocking

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

huh, this fictional character isn’t perfect like me, the viewer

i feel happy

I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI

Picked up a second-hand Game Boy Camera which still has the previous owner’s photos saved to it. Look at this rascal.

Looking forward to getting stuck into this @gralefrit.bsky.social

Bought a lot of Pokémon cards today, including this beautiful Erika’s Ivysaur.

There’s a new @the-daily-mash.bsky.social book out now which I helped contribute to. Honoured to be among all of these amazing writers.

Day out drawing at @chesterzoo.bsky.social