i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

They hacked the FBI director, posted his pics and everything. Turns out he's a loser, T. Like every other fed.

@slicingupeyeballs.com Flea has a new album out today. Contains a cover of Wichita Lineman, sung by Nick Cave. Not sure if it’s appropriate for the radio show, but it is 😎

Yeah, T. Nah, I can't make it tonight. I'm in Tehran. I'm negotiatin' with Iran.

Over 100 gas stations in Australia have run out of fuel… We know where this ends up. All hail Lord Humungus.

Cole Palmer paid for that haircut…

Commentary: One would be hard-pressed to find a better example of the danger special interests pose to our national security than fossil fuels. trib.al/MNIbLIF

This is basically how Trump started his War with Iran.

Are we winnin' the war, T? I can't tell no more.

I really wanted to know more about Renee Good, killed by ICE in January. Fortunately, my editor allowed me to take some time to do a deep dive into who she was before she died. Read and listen to what I found out about her from her Colorado tribe here: www.cpr.org/2026/03/11/r...

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter www.statesman.com/business/art...

got to tokyo and a japanese toilet just powerwashed my hole for the past 2 hours. ive burned out waterpik motors trying this at home

ugh, can't find the prompt again, but this is the piece of art I'm most proud of - PARTS WITH APPEAL, a painting I made in 2003, thirteen 6 foot square panels, only shown once, purchased by super collector Mark Parker

Pickford!

💯

Fucking Everton. Unbelievable. 😂

I thought Nick Pope was good.

Chicago. 🙃

Knoxville’s East Tennessee Children’s Hospital has been renamed the Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital.

Yeah Ton', it's me. The Cuba thing? Didn't go as planned.

Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Jesus Christ is mentioned in the bible.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I gots to bring my Bobsled + Skeleton team too

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

We are living in the dumbest of timelines.

"Pssst, hey guys, let's tell that little dwarf-Nazi that it's tradition to suck the brown chalice after your first win."

CC @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov Indiana fraud.

This is a dramatic tracklist reveal with song snippette, Full Scrotal Scorpio, from upcoming album

Sure kid, it's Fat Tuesday — or as your mother calls it, Tuesday! Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I said his mother calls it Tuesday, on account of her being fat already. Heheh.

I want the youngster in the brown hoodie to head the DNC. I want folk songs written about him. I want him to never stop receiving enthusiastic high fives.

Thankfully, Kristi Noem got her blanket back.

This ad should concern Susan Collins.

Director John Hughes

We are ruled over by the dumbest crybabies on earth.

Welp, turned off the Everton game. 😡

through my nightly communications with the moon i have learned that the moon doesn't want this cunt anywhere near it. maybe try the sun.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

lol. www.snopes.com/news/2026/02...

NEWS: Democrat Chasity Martinez has won the Louisiana HD-60 special election, defeating Republican Brad Daigle and holding the seat. Martinez won 63%–37%. Trump carried the district by 13 points in 2024. Another major Democratic overperformance.

The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.