They’re killing the ducks. They’re killing the birds.

It really is fucking wild that Trump is having people arrested for putting a finger in a pool when he pardoned the people who full out trashed the US Capitol

So Trump really is that stupid he thinks anyone believes a word that comes out of his mouth.

Trump is like the fire chief who’s running around starting fires everywhere, seeking praise when he puts them out… but he’s totally incapable of putting out his fires; in fact, they’re out of control.

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The guy called Teflon Don had the coating peel off.. …ironic!

Pretty sure the National Guard didn't sign up to become literal Mall Cops.

When is the renaming ceremony being announced? Henceforth The Reflecting Pool shall be called The Lunatic Left-Leaning Green New Deal Reflecting Swamp of Failed Socialism

Capitalism doesn't create labor, it just exploits it. Keep trying though.

OK we can add "ripping out a state of the art filtration system for the reflecting pool because Obama installed it" to the list of things Trump has done out of absolute bitter jealousy of the first Black president.

TO the ENTIRE FUCKING CABINET of the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. YOU KNOW he is gone. You have evidence he is gone. You need to act and act know. Waiting for him to die is no longer an option. DO YOUR DUTY

I'm really surprised that Trump is refusing to accept responsibility for screwing up the Reflecting Pool while blaming others. So out of character for him.

The women have won four World Cups, but absolutely congratulations to the men for making it to the knockout round. Yes, this is a reminder that the USA has, in fact, won a World Cup — four of them. In case you heard otherwise.

Women have a unique ability to balance logic w/ empathy. That makes women BETTER leaders. Look at the progress being made in Mexico 🇲🇽 under Claudia. How Italy’s PM held her ground. Michelle Obama. It’s clear as day. We need more women leaders on the world stage! This young man, fire! 🔥 #Pinks

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The planet isn't dying. It is being murdered. By greed, pollution, deforestation, plastic, oil, and endless consumption. We call it development, yet forests are vanishing. We call it progress, yet rivers are turning toxic. We call it business, yet the air is turning into poison.

They finally found a greater threat to America than trans kids. Congratulations, Algae, enjoy your moment in the sun.

Algaegate! They arrested an Olympic canoeist. Really?!? WTF.

👇👇This is IT. It's time for the states with integrity to enact work-arounds & prevent candidates who do not receive the majority of votes from ever achieving the presidency again. The EC is in the constitution,so difficult to remove-but the way it is implemented is not. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here

Happy Father's Day 🖤

if i lived close enough i’d ride my bicycle and go piss in the reflecting pool. so i hope the canadian geese are doing their civic doody.

celebrating liberty is doing a fascism

I have no idea what this means, but your delivery was exceptional. Well played.

Spanish class always made me chuckle Soccer = Fútbol Football = Fútbol americano

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but i just really need to say: fuck jeff bezos and stay hydrated

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the TERFiest TERF of all? Sorry, rhetorical question.

Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby are my targets. Oh, and I guess Target too. But only for their bathrooms, never to actually spend any money there b/c fuck those bigots

trump was defeated by Iran, algae and the snap on the Medal of Honor in one week.

Yes indeed and you'll be in the history books.

Vance is just another fragile, white, aggrieved, fake Christian fascist. He doesn’t even know his own name. He couldn’t even take the heat from the women on The View. How the hell could he ever be POTUS? #ProudBlue #Pinks

Never mind that Vance got conned, the fact that the vice president saying he heard second-hand from the president's son-in-law and the president's real estate buddy that the strait was open is humiliating on its own.

Today’s episode of “you can’t make this up:” Trump set out to prove voter fraud in the voting machines. And found not a single instance of fraud, so they’re pretending the study never happened

"Thank you for calling the Straight of Hormuz customer service line. Please listen closely because our options have recently changed. If you are calling regarding our hours of operation, please note that these may vary."

They finally found a straight with no rainbows, and they atill can’t manage to deal with it. No wonder they hate Pride so much.

NEW: 35 retired fed judges escalate challenge against Trump $1.7 billion slush fund & IRS deal They say Trump Admin's latest filing "underscores the need to investigate whether the parties have perpetrated a fraud on this Court & corrupted the integrity of the judicial process"

Elon Musk spent $290 million getting Trump elected. During this midterm cycle, he's spent $85 million. In total, that’s 0.0375% of his $1 trillion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

Donald Trump and the GOP are absolutely destroying this country.

Did DoD just admit in a court filing that it used xAI's Grok Gov Model to hit the girls' school on the first day of the Iran war? Based on some passages flagged by @rgoodlaw.bsky.social in DoD's recent filing in NAACP's case against X, it looks like it did 1/

She is literally a fascist who is mad at Donald Trump because she thinks he's not fascist enough, but go off I guess

i chronicled the fall of matt taibbi pretty closely, and sometimes people would ask me why him in particular—and it’s stuff like this. for like a decade he wrote some of the best, smartest stuff on the planet

Still easier to read correctly than “gridlock” tho, just saying 👀😱💋

ACAB now includes Reflecting Pool Cops. We are truly ThE sHiTHole CuNtry OMG.

Pro-Life is really just Pro-Cervical Cancer’s code name. Kinda like No Child Left Behind and Back the Blue and Good Guy with a Gun and Family Values and all their other fake slogans. Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus! Oh, wait, that one was real.

the algae had begun to express "pro-hamas" sentiments

Literally the first thing I see this morning

bluesky has a lot of really good ideas