Oh, no worries. I’m saying it.

lol

😱😂

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

💯x💯

They’re *barely* going through the motions. They sold Butler with zero pushback

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Hard agree

Ella Fitzgerald (with Marilyn Monroe at a jazz session at the Tiffany Club in Hollywood) - BOTD

Nuggets game interrupted for newsflash about Trmp being evacuated. If he’s not dead don’t interrupt my game for anything about that loser

🙋🏻

The WHCA continuing their glorified meet and greet after an active shooter and a death is really just so spot on for the horrendous sociopathic tendencies of DC political reporters that I can't quite believe it's real.

Yup

Loooooove that she disabled comments My political cause is fuck every one of those “journalists” at the dinner Related, I fully believe it was staged to sell the ballroom

Stephen Colbert remains the only person to have killed at a WHCA Dinner.

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

I believe Iran My own president has only give me reason to believe he’s lying

If a known pedophile invited you to dinner, would you go? Laugh? Eat? Applaud them? Now ask yourself why everyone at the correspondents dinner is totally fine doing just that. What kind of person does that? Thats not a person I would trust around children, let alone trust to do their job honestly.

Based solely on a single viewing of La La Land, I am moving to Los Angeles. What movie should I watch to immediately disabuse myself of this terrible notion?

Hard agree

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11

Gittum

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

This is insane

Happiness 🥰

tbhirrrrrdgaf 🙂

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

WTF?!?!

15 of the top 20 NBA players would spend the season on the IR list if the Bad Boy Pistons or the Oakley/Ewing Knicks time-travelled to 2026 80s/90s nba was different

Greene, Owens, Carlson, etc… They have not had a Road To Damascus epiphany They’re tryna get out in front of the wave of justice and punishment that’s coming for these fuckers (Hey, a boy can hope…)

FYI this rag is owned by Philip Anschutz, the guy who owns Coachella.

Wokeness defeated 🏆

Unless someone like Dumbo cares a whole awful lot…

And yet the fucking narcoleptic turd in office here is paying renewable energy companies a buh-buh-buh BILLION to stay out of the US

Anyone else noticed that Jake Tapper ain’t said muhfuh *shit* about the dementia-addled narcoleptic in the Oval Office? Guess it was just “Sleepy Joe” Biden (FUCK Jake Tapper)

1- I read it - it’s Lacub & Guber, the owners, not the “Warriors” 2- didn’t Mark Jackson hold prayer circles to treat injuries? 3- of *course* billionaires don’t like politics of kindness and inclusion 4- lol, Steve, go win somewhere else. We’d love to have you in the A

Trump administration checking the blocks in quite literal terms ✅️ Ignorance is strength ✅️ War is peace 🟩 Freedom is slavery

Actual footage of the president of the United States on Thursday, April 23, 2026. (Previous photo deleted.) h/t Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

GIT HIM

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

I used to like concerts before I realized I don't like people.

Isn’t this *exactly* what Rs accused Hunter Biden of doing?

This is the Upside Down

Fuck you, bully

😂❤️

Fucking typical. Fuck Vrabel. Fuck Kraft. Fuck the Patriots.

Things were so normal before he was allowed into politics…..