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Asymmetry fucks

Fun party trick: try sounding with an unlit glowstick, and then you have to try to crack it and make it glow without removing it

Got told that my cock tastes really good. It's so much better having someone go down on you when it's clear they love it

How nice. Users on bluesky are just straight up sharing a racist comic from stonetoss, and others are hopping in to defend the choice to do so This place is just becoming more and more of a nazi bar, I guess

If anyone needs me, I'm curled up under the table while browsing lewds

Ugh, I saw a Charlie Kirk clip and he's so annoying. Someone should cancel him

Making a new superhero for right wingers who complain that comics are woke and has so much subtext It's about a guy called powerman, and he's the strongest most unstoppable man in the world, and he never loses. Maybe then chuds will learn how boring it would be if you avoid "emasculating" heroes

I really enjoy making out, don't get me wrong. But damn I need to shove my tongue into someones mouth right now

I'm suddenly in a weird yearning spot where I can't stop thinking about mouths and lips. They're just so perfect The smooth wetness plus the firm shape of them. How flexible they are, able to fit against any surface, able to not just tighten and get a grip, but also relax and follow your fingers

I dislike the position that you're an ass, boob, foot, or whatever-person, firstly because you can enjoy all of it without needing to pick a favorite to base your identity around But also because it prevents people for giving credit to those underappreciated areas like mouths hands or ears

I know it's pretty common now to point out how all humans are gross and weird lumps of tissue that's never quite wet or dry But humans are so damn beautiful and wonderful to enjoy. So many different smooth sensitive areas, and so much individual personality to admire. And lips are so fucking great

I love how in Metal Gear Solid you can be in the middle of a boss fight. And then you just get a codec call from someone sharing their shower thoughts with you about how we're so isolated from each other and that we can never really know someone, but rather we know our impression of them

I really wish that we got games that actually take place in a guerilla Warfare scenario, and I think it's surprising that there haven't been more of them Maybe it's because audiences in the west can only see it as a terrorist strategy, or something that would be unthinkable here

Anarcho-primitivists be like "cease the means of production!"

Just shopping some masculine man clothes, guymoder that I am

Replacing MGS V, and I don't know if anyone has made this already

I cooked a burger at McDonalds by ordering a filet-o-fish requested that they remove the bread and add extra ketchup. It now counts as art because I put my own creative thought into it, and if you disagree you're just gatekeeping because you are jealous

The bash reference manual from the Epstein files has a retraction

I would be a great aerospace engineer, because my experience with the military (oof 💀) and open source software gives me a ton of experience with finding silly acronyms that don't make sense

Got some post sex cuddles with my girlfriend while I was still inside her, it was incredible just being able to start thrusting whenever I wanted another round Some other time we'll have to try falling asleep like that

I’ll still call him Prince because I don’t think the Royalty should get away with trying to distance themselves. He’s one of theirs.

Response article to this where I ask why everyone is suddenly having great sex

Penile inversion is the funniest kind of bottom surgery, no doubt

Realize that I forgot to update the title. This was originally meant to be posted last year but editing took longer than expected, so that's why it says 2025 The rest should still be accurate though!

Art basics, episode 1: Getting started with with digital art (2025) latest ver

I'm looking for a job as a political consultant. Here's a free sample of my recommendations: democrats would get more votes if they became republicans Other recommendations cost $10 000 and include bangers like "call voter support a distraction" and "throw everyone under the bus"

She didn't lie, I did indeed get fucked

"Do you mind if I put on some video essays?" "Sure. Just don't pick any that's too heavy"

I'm horny, but the state of the world is kinda killing the mood Could we get our shit together so I can crank it with some peace of mind? 🙏

The best thing about this is that I've only just started learning, but I am already more of an artist than any person who uses ai

Update on my art practice: I made a nice cup of teal ☕

All your hottest friends support the end of capitalism

A truth that becomes apparent whenever a social media platform bites the dust is how capitalism will never work for long term solutions. Either you settle for switching platforms whenever one turns to an Endless profit-mill, or you embrace decentralised open source software Sadly bluesky isn't that

Hey do you like sausage stroganoff? Because you could be strogan off my sausage

Listening to podcasts in public is kinda problematic. You're just walking around laughing at funny Voices nobody else hear?

I watched pillion, and I thought it was great! Though I think it's funny how many complaints are "the love interest is a fucking asshole!" as if that's a flaw, and not the whole point of the movie Idk why people struggle to realize that you can have a movie about bad people without supporting them

My metamours are fucking repossessing my gf

With his money I could make real and tangible improvements to the modern world. I could do so much good that it falls beyond human comprehension If I had his money I would buy happiness on a worldwide scale. Something Musk will never understand, because billionaires are anti-moral

It's frustration reading news about the stuff happening here in Sweden. Because at least people care about the shit that happens in the US There is such an untapped potential for shitposting

Girl dinner

I feel like I'm going Insane seeing how many of the worst things that can be traced back to Epstein in one way or another Are we going to find a link between him and 9/11 too?

Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests https://theonion.com/noah-wyle-fed-up-with-pushy-fan-tracheotomy-requests/

God damnit, I wish I could watch the pitt with friends while infodumping about the medicine. But then I remember how gruesome it is and that most of my friends would be too grossed out by it 😢

I'm not one for sharing inspirational quotes, but this one by Kurt Vonnegut just resonated so strongly with the things I value

I guess we're posting podcasts, but at least I can share an actually good one that's doesn't have shitlibs like Ezra Klein Me 1 - Obama 0

Keeping with my latest posts: topical T-gel on your balls is a force multiplier

Also, to clarify. I am allowed to say this because I would buy those if I had any money to spend. But if you're not willing to go the full mile and be a lame ass tacticool wannabe, then using terms like that is just a kind of stolen valor 😤