Bad news: I'm in the psychiatric ward for the fourth time in my life Good news: I've already made friends with some other patients

Right after posting I thought of a quippy thing to say Turns out that having more partners doesn't make it hurt less to dump one

Just had the ugliest breakup of my life. I would make a sarcastic joke or something but I know everyone would see right through that anyway God this hurts

The most infuriating thing about Jimmy Fallon is how everyone seems to pretend that he's funny suddenly That's just going to lead to more misinformation flying around

Found families are so much better, because you get to fuck as well as all the other stuff

My boobs got subcutaneous emphysema so now they're like miniature bubble wrap on top of stress balls Double stimming!

Me heading to the sapphic pub. I hope there's girls there

I'm obviously not hoping that the us keeps doing its thing. But I am really curious how long they can keep going before other countries start to realize this isn't aspirational So far right wingers still haven't gotten the memo it seems

I love the spider called Hotwheels Sisyphus because it makes me imagine Sisyphus having to push toy cars through a stunt loop One must imagine Sisyphus happy, making vroom sounds

In case you were wondering how sweden is doing. A large electronics retailer just announced a campaign where people who get pregnant in 30 days after a purchase gets the full price refunded Capitalism sure is having a normal moment...

I think this is just coincidence, but the last two days I've had sex with multiple really cute people who I haven't met before Nature is healing

This is not a commentary on left or right, but just a thing that actually *did* worry me with Charlie Kirk getting shot Many people seemed quick to latch on to the idea that the gumman was incredibly professional and that the execution was flawless (🥁) and that turned into some conspiratorial stuff

Wonder if the right is going to start propagandizing about helldivers now because the terminids are described as fascist

Satiren som Björn af Kleen skriver i DN är lite för on the nose I det här stycket också. Men han satte spiken på huvudet om hur viktigt polisvåld är för den kristna nationalismen Vänta, my bad. Han är seriös och ser inte ironin i detta

I bet everyone who said debating with fascists is futile is really eating their words right now

Genie granting me three wishes 1. I wish I couldn't cum 2. Blow me until I come Third wish is the end of capitalism or something. I'll think of an answer when I get there

Milk teeth are stupid. I don't use my teeth for drinking, so why do babies need them?

Charlie Kirk the fascist died as he lived. Raging about trans women I won't shed any tears, he chose his hatred

Crayonaise: now you can have crayons as a delicious sandwich spread!

Gatekeeping suck!, Jokes don't need to make sense or be "funny" Don't let others decide your life

Getting cats high on catnip is fun, but I think we should have harder drugs for cats too. Like cracknip or catmeth

An unseen consequence of suicide being so stigmatized is how a person planning to stop living doesn't really get a good way to say goodbye. You can write letters or maybe film a video, but it's all going to be one directional. You won't get that mutual goodbye like a story coming to an end

Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln wasn't cis! Genuinely Whenever trans people take solace in a historical figure that we now recognize as trans there are tons of "allies" who'll come in and say that we can't call them trans for various reasons (the word "trans" didn't exist or gender had an other meaning)

I hate the combination of being an extrovert with social anxiety. I need interactions with other people, but at the same time I can never shake the feeling of not belonging At the same time it's not like I can just ask if people like having me around right? Would be so much easier if I could though

I just jerked off to get rid of a headache I'm kinda like those monks who mediate to get a higher control over their body

You know you've been in sick leave for too long when you're starting to dive into learning godot

All this edging, for nothing... He's alive

Gonna detransition, I miss mansplaining 😢

I am starting to understand those rats that kept hitting a button that stimulated their reward system If that was all I needed to do to feel fulfilled then I'd spam that button like a qte in Metal Gear Solid

It's wild that no-one has found a way to combine a clone-a-willy with a pantograph I want to upscale my dick!

Carcinication kink

Girls who wear boxer briefs, come over here and let me give you a debriefing

Is it normal to get so horny that you grind against your pillow? I don't think I've been this desperate for years

Listen, I hate generative algoritm as much as any other leftist. But some people are WAY too eager to come up with slurs for that

So, how long until the us announces tariffs on IP-packages?

"god I wish that were me" Me, looking in the mirror

Women are so fucking pretty The fact that there are people who don't want women to kiss is enough to choose violence

Quick cumstack update, I think it's actually working! Though I wish it was more opaque personally

Too many mechs are planes and not tanks. I wish there were more without some transparent cockpit canopy Glass cockpits with a virtual canopy like titanfall doesn't count. I want tank periscopes and viewfinders with big chunky dials and switches. Mfcds don't cut it for me anymore

New idiot-proof way to get away with any crime! Wear a print t-shirt with nonsense design that looks ai generated, that way any picture proof will just look fake

First say working at the hospital. A giant yellow B (not a bee) was in the waiting room sipping on some green drink at 9am. I asked what they wanted help with and they showed a huge green worm coming out of their butt. At least I think that's the butt? Medical school didn't train me for this shit...

Us standing next to each other as guards alowly approach us. You whisper a plan to me and give me a quick wink so I know that everything will be fine Suddenly you yell "NOW!" at me and throw yourself at one of the guards, but I didn't hear the plan so I'm just watching while they beat you up

Hiring: person to make money for me I expect you to have plenty of experience with earning money, but I also don't trust you. So you'll keep very little of the profits you generate Still I don't want to risk anything so you should only apply if you already have a net worth of above 300k usd

I know it is an ethical nightmare, and one of the biggest horror stories in medicine. But I think having a breakdown in those padded rooms would feel very cathartic for me. And I'd probably enjoy the feeling of a tight fitting straitjacket

I wish ill to jk rowling, and if you've enjoyed my posts then you should too Especially if you're cis

lmao 30 seconds into an updated T&S and they've suspended jessie gender for what amounts to a playground insult the trannies built this app but now that they figure they've hit critical mass they want us GONE gone

Tops who get really overwhelmed and flustered while fucking you 🥰

Looking at friends nudes and wanting to compliment them, but not wanting to objectify their body "Hey that's a sick sword hanging on the door!"

I love salty licorice, but man. Why are there so many brands called stuff like "tongue fister" that just taste like a handful of table salt?

Whoever invents cloning gets a threesome with me and my clone!