where is uk garden bsky; I need to know more about native ferns for waterlogged ground

Are you free tomorrow? Do you live in Oxford? I'm running a noticing workshop at Caper Books for children ages 5 to 9. We'll be finding joyous, tiny stories in ordinary things to help with overwhelm and discover magic in the everyday! And tickets are only £3! To book: tinyurl.com/4tutvvfm #oxford

tbh i didnt think i would get to 33. and i did and it is beautiful, despite everything, despite the horrors, i am glad i made it.

So if you don't work you don't need Digital ID? It isn't mandatory? Thousands with no internet access will need another option? It will be run by an 'outside' (probably foreign) organisation? The phrase 'If you've doing nothing wrong why worry' - until someone decides you're doing something wrong.

I want to approach women with the same zeal and hopefulness as this juvenile seagull is approaching the guy eating pizza at the bus station

Chompy girl

I have made up a unicorn. I call it bug unicorn. It is 2 inches tall. It likes to drink sprite out of a soda cap.

I've been searching for them very carefully for years, but they don't exist. There aren't any genuinely intelligent people that far right of centre. It is not an ideology of thought. It is an ideology of submission to fear and hysteria.

ID cards. Starts with "if you've got nothing to hide you'll be fine" but becomes "you're under arrest for not carrying it." It's a means of control, of state power over the individual, before you know it you can't get on a train without it, can't get past a checkpoint, can't get out of the county.

a purring wolf ☁️🐾 @quixin.bsky.social

errant

A very happy birthday to you! Yes, you. 26th September is the most popular birthday in the UK, as well as the USA and New Zealand. Take a look at a calendar and count backwards by 39 weeks to find out why...

Before and after I called her pretty

Dogs are perfect. This is a scientific fact. But, just occasionally, I wish the little bastards had an off switch.

This is stupid and ridiculous; another bowing to right-wing agitation from the spineless and cowardly filth that occupies Downing Street. I refuse.

Another werewolf wip~

It kinda just sounds like he paid £750 to shag a horse.

Types of coercive control in a relationship that can be reported to the police You can watch the full video at this link: vt.tiktok.com/ZSDVC643G/

I wish centaurs were real. The best of both horses and girls! Or boys.

Unicorn in the Garden (of stickers) remastered!!

It's a cool but sunny day down here in the southeast; autumn rolling in at a sluggish pace, as if it, too, is unwilling to associate too closely with the nation.

This aspect of the US legal system is still working, fortunately. Grand Jury indictments are usually a really sure thing; the standards are pretty easy to meet. It's not a full bore beyond reasonable doubt thing, it's a preponderance of the evidence deal. They can't even get that; or the GJs null it

NextDoor is a wild app, I lurk on there a lot as a kind of anthropological study.

They absolutely could be made ethically, as far as ethics goes under capitalism, but that would cut into the bottom line, and prevent them making more and more each year, so it cannot be allowed.

The Ratfia are very strong in New York and it is rumoured they left a horse's head in her bed last week.

I wish I could explain to my horses that I love them and that when I have to make them wait for stuff, it isn't because I hate them, but because I physically cannot do multiple things at once.

Hail Science! Bring out the fatted calf and the wines. We must propitiate Her at once!

Is there anything better than fuzzy horse ears? I can wait

Portrait for @rhaelrasputin.bsky.social 🌼✨️

Fellas, forget the dick pics. The ladies go absolutely feral for hands. Cut your nails short and take clean and take a pic of you buttoning up your shirt or something. Trust me.

omg it’s amy at work

New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

chat im turning 33 on sunday what the fuck

He made it to 30k without being taken out? Damn, he must have evaded the ABMs.

I'm an extremely skilled cute girl noticer but my cute girl getting skills are mid af

(flirting) *series of harsh machine noises*

ah yes my favorite food group: butter

I got a nuthatch right he-- [user was smothered by moths]

tonight we let the paracetamol talk

Last week we posted some howlers from ChatGPT as it failed to generate anatomically correct diagrams of pregnancy. Some of you believed the position of lungs and intestines relative to the uterus were yet another screw-up by the tech. We regret to inform you that's *quite* correct.

Wee donkey.

jorking it like Joshua Graham works the slides of 1911s in that one dialogue

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

"Don't talk to meow my son ever again"

A beautiful autistic woman would fix me right now

This… 👇🏼

hey there pretty lady how you do-- *falls over and smashes head first through coffee table*

I've made the LDR mistake on a number of occasions, and it has always just ended in heartbreak. Be kind to yourselves and think if it ever has a chance.