The FBI is too busy providing security and taxi service to Kashyap, Kashyap's girlfrien and Kashyap's girlfriend's girlfriends.

I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.

If this needs shared. From Threads.

X is right now a Central European country populated by people who don’t know the Nazi government they live under is about to start and lose WWII

If there’s ever a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, I have a nomination to make.

Because FUCK YOU That's why.

Apropos nothing, if you're on the Maryland side of the DC-area, XPress Pediatrics has tons—truly, tons—of available appointments for Covid vaccines. Get 'em while the gettins good.

Sen Hickenlooper (D-CO) issues a four-word response to President Trump's claim that he has pardoned Tina Peters on state charges: "Look! Felons helping felons."

Hope we find out it was Mike Pence calling Indiana Republicans and convincing them to do the right thing.

Imagine being Columbia University or CBS News and realizing you have less dignity and fewer principles than Republican Indiana state Senators.

Yes, I'm taking the first step towards Noem's impeachment. I demand a full investigation into Secretary Noem's unlawful actions and unethical behavior. The people will have accountability.

Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to switch from Calibri font back to Times New Roman. But let's be honest, this is a Comic Sans administration.

I don’t understand how the Republican candidate for Miami mayor could have possibly lost when he was endorsed by Donald Trump, Ron Desantis, Rick Scott and Ted Cruz.

If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

Monthly donations are painless AND impactful. Step up sweet peeps. Let’s help the helpers. 💙

I 💙 ProPublica. Their serious, in-depth reporting is second to none. If you have a few dollars to spare each month, you'd be hard pressed to spend them for anything better than this trusted news source, so rare in our "slap-dash info" age.

I assume the Roberts Court will rule every Democratic gerrymander illegal based on the legal doctrine of Fuck Democrats and there will nothing anyone can do about it

Soon Trump's Birthday will officially be Piss On Trump's Grave Day.

"If you find yourself overwhelmed or in distress, embrace that. It may well mean that you aren’t yet blind, that you have a conscience, that in a time of unbelievable cruelty, you’re choosing instead to be human."

…🇨🇦🙏🌎☮️

Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking: * Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker? * Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you? * Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?

A new person to detest. This is gross. Adding measly $250 to Trump accts in “certain zipcodes” (read RED areas). Typical Republican move: have more babies, but fuck off if they need healthcare. www.cbsnews.com/news/michael...

Then he's going to start revoking citizenship. First it will be birthright citizenship but make no mistake, ultimately anyone who challenges him will be at risk of losing citizenship

Subtle but important shift in Trump's language on immigration in the wake of yesterday's shooting. From "illegal aliens" to "aliens," he's dropping the modifier & promising to remove anyone “who does not belong here or does not add benefit to our country." He's going to start revoking legal status

The death of two national guardsmen is a horrific tragedy. It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.

Department of War? What a fucking joke. It might as well be called the Department of Small Dick Energy. At least that's closer to the truth. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

BEZOS: So I was on my $500 million yacht and I shit myself, and as a valet wiped my ass with an Hermès towel that he then threw overboard, I had an idea for an editorial…

When, if ever, will the courts hold DOJ lawyers personally accountable and liable for their constant lies to the courts???

Why is it never "Mr. Republican, what is your message to your Jewish constituents who have reasons to believe your association with Neo-Nazis puts them in danger?"

"Quiet, Piggy"

““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.” 👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …

Libraries are SO important 🥹

[sad trombone] Stefanik

The articles that mention RFKjr's use of heroin for 12 years starting at the age of 15 mention that he kicked it. Great. But where are the articles on the effects of heroin use from the age of 15-27 on cognitive and social development and whether any harms of such use are permanent?

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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

Anyone who needs a laugh tonight, read the comments to this post.

Does he even own a suit?

Just in case you wondered:

I opened up Bluesky to post and my screen greets me with “what’s up?” Mike Johnson is on television lying again. May he rot in whatever hell he believes in.

I do not embrace Marjorie Taylor Greene. You shouldn't either. The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.

Spotify is facing criticism for displaying recruitment advertisements for ICE on its platform.

It's unrealistic to suggest that people can pick out the best plan for them, because we can't know what the future holds for us, and we mostly have difficulty understanding the lawyerly fine print of the insurer. The ACA, for all its imperfections, has enforced transparency and price controls. /3

Some news: tomorrow at 9am, Ted Koppel + CBS Sunday Morning will air a two-part story on the devastating surge of full-time workers being pushed into homelessness. I'll be interviewed along with two families from There Is No Place for Us. It would mean a lot if you'd watch and help spread the word.