If I learned anything in the past decade it’s that Democrats need to start getting sneakier.

we’re about to find out sydney sweeney is really jonbenet ramsey and she’s been living as matt gaetz’s basement child for years

About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.

Mike Johnson promised... Excuse me while I laugh my ass the rest of the way off...

Depending on how pained their voters are after losing benefits, taking the money could cost them their political careers. Though they’ll just dry their tears with all the tax dollars they just stole from us.

There is nothing “clean” about the Continuing Resolution that was passed tonight. 
Sure, it reopens the government—but it does nothing to address the healthcare crisis that Republicans created. (1/2)

Quote of the day: “I fell so far down the f^ckin’ rabbit hole I found the rabbit. His name is Jim. He don’t know what the f^ck is going on either.”

Yep. This tracks.

I don't know about you guys, but this does not scream "innocent" to me. 🤷🏾

As more evidence comes out about the wealthy and powerful men, including our President, who were involved with the abuse of young girls, the official statement from the White House is that it’s a hoax. And people still wonder why we choose the bear.

After hearing that JFK’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, was running for Congress, Con Junior threw his coke spoon into the race. He’s running for president in 2028.

Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.

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If I learned anything in the past decade it’s that Democrats need to start getting sneakier.

Kathy Ruemmler to Epstein: “Trump is truly stupid.”

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Another “fuck you” to some farmers, a bunch more job losses, and l8rs to some Delta-8 type products. Wonder what else they snuck in there …. and why don’t sneak stuff in these bills to counter? Not like most of these republicans motherfuckers can actually read.

Trump appointee. He can be reinstated after 15 hours of ethics training. I think, since one of the plethora of things he was accused of was saying “fuck ethics”, that 15 hours is probably not enough…

Doesn’t anyone fucking read before they sign shit? Even if that’s what they’re paid to do?

A copy or did he steal the real one?

How long until the right starts dropping real Usha + JD Vance divorce hints? Not because Erika Kirk, but because they need JD ‘28. Vivek Ramaswamy is running for OH Gov & getting wrecked to his face for being Hindu. Those beliefs aren’t just polling bad, they’re polling fatal.

Meet the new head of the Maga ATF.

So at the beginning of Nov Congress would have been paid, unless they specifically had their pay check held. I would argue they should donate it because they haven’t worked. Maybe a good question for reporters to catalog?

A leading federal judge quits in protest of Trump's corruption-- & to fight it Wow www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Since it’s @scaramucci.bsky.social talking about how Tim Mellon is the “Epstein connection you don’t know about,” I kinda wish I’d made the connection 11 days ago. But alas, it was two weeks ago.

I’ve come to believe that we need to gather considerable forces and a campaign to demand the removal of face masks by ICE, Border Patrol, FBI and police. It is a practice in conflict with the principles of transparency & accountability that are central to the concept of democracy.

TAPPER: Do you have any numerical idea of how many Americans will not be able to be with their families for Thanksgiving because of this? DUFFY: I think the number is going to be substantial

SOCIALISM! The wealthy yell. Then what is this?

ICYMI: Here's the Substack Live I did with @stevevladeck.bsky.social this afternoon on the SCOTUS SNAP benefits ruling substack.com/@katiephang/...

Sometimes it's not clear, so I'll clarify it: Even if these are drug boats, simply blowing them up is illegal. And if they aren't drug boats, holy shit it's illegal.

Just don’t forget to unblock them if a normal administration ever takes ownership of them.

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Things I don’t want to pay for with my taxes: Political revenge. State Guards and ICE intimidating, endangering, and killing people. Performative lolsuits. War crimes. Noem’s costume budget. Sending thugs to threaten universities. Kash’s dates. Bribes. Golf. Random 40B handouts to Argentina.

Good Friday morning, rock stars!😎 @ajan5.bsky.social @mledaloo.bsky.social @lissthesassy.bsky.social @kittywashere.bsky.social @mydoggyruss.bsky.social @monivivi.bsky.social @dmansini.bsky.social @bluesnowflake.bsky.social @democracymichelle.bsky.social

Danielle Jurinsky last year participated in a Twitter/X Space organized by a QAnon influencer (www.mediamatters.org/mike-lindell...) in order to push her claims about immigration and Aurora.

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No shit, dumbasses. You just ruined your business reputation, lost money, and made most of the country hate you - for nothing.

This is why I have not been on social media as much:

While there are 42M on SNAP that we know of, but I believe the number of food insecure is much higher. Those who qualify, but are afraid of being stigmatized for using the help their tax dollars paid into. For decades, the GOP has pushed, that to be a ‘good American’ you have to suffer…YOU DON’T!!!

Fox News host warns Nancy Mace's 'psychotic episode' is derailing Trump's agenda www.rawstory.com/nancy-mace-2...

Had to share this from twitter just because

So not only has he ended 8 ½ wars, he saved the ENTIRE WORLD from a depression⁉️🤔🌏