I just got off a 20-minute call with Mitch McConnell and he’s excited to sub in for me on my bowling team.

What’s with all the goth skanks today? JFC

I couldn’t hate the Dems more for letting Graham Platner get this far.

Water doesn't really get "consumed."

Actively rooting for Belgium here.

Live from the set of #POSERS. 🖖🏻🖖🏼🖖🏽🖖🏾🖖🏿 vimeo.com/1207056006?s...

Kentucky Dems need to demand proof of life for McTurtle.

Thanks to Merrick Fucking Garland, Trump will likely die before ever spending a day in prison.

November 3. Stock up, people.

Trump asking Natalie to "Squeal like a little piggy, like Hope did."

What a sick fucking country this has become, thanks to SCOTUS and MAGA.

One thing has become clear after Iran: Our military SUCKS. Trump got our asses kicked by people he deemed to be cave men. Our military industrial complex is just a machine to siphon trillions of tax dollars from our Treasury, building ships, planes and radar systems that Iran took out WITH DRONES.

Republican calls for Trump’s execution.

Feel free to join in.

Trump asking Natalie to "Squeal like a little piggy, like Hope did."

He knew a guy, who knew a guy, who could remove her teeth so she won't bite.

You’ll love this @democracymichelle.bsky.social: Ukrainian special ops hijacked a column of Russian tanks, then casually drove them through Russian checkpoints speaking Russian on the radio, then entered the unit’s HQ, opened fire and captured that Russian base. A freakin’ genius Trojan Horse op!

Told ya so.

Everything’s remarkable once you make a remark about it.

Feel free to join in.

The Swamp Castle Vandal has been identified.

WTAF

What a fugly livery.

The good news: Netanyahu is sabotaging Trump’s deal as we speak.

Iran can buy a lot of nukes with $300B and we’d never know.

Tiki George sad.

Iran celebrates America’s defeat with a pop-up monument made by stacking our $300B.

We’re gonna soon find out that whoever was directly involved in Trump’s $300B surrender to Iran will pocket at least a $1B kickback hidden through shell companies as “consulting fees.” Cuz remember, Trump’s top 3 grifts are: 💰 Money laundering 💰 Embezzlement 💰 Extortion

Blowin’ the lid off Moscow. Can’t wait to see the black rain from all that oil.

The CIA took out JFK for way less than this.

Trump visibly confused by vagina-shaped G7 table.

Handing Iran even $1 is grounds for a general strike and tax revolt.

Moscow is burning! Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

White House proposes to change the American flag to feature “Deflecting Pond Green.”

Trump visibly confused by vagina-shaped G7 table.

Have they tried dying the algae American Flag Blue?

BRAWNDO It’s got what algae craves!

No surprise… good job, Daniel Cormier!

Good. Three more of you pansy-ass snowflakes are gone. ❄️

I get to see my new cRush October 12.

Whaddayawannabet this is a dress rehearsal for Trump’s next assassination attempt?

Whaddayawannabet this is a dress rehearsal for Trump’s next assassination attempt?

I haven't shared a #DEERHAVEN video in awhile but here's the premier of Season 8 — starring Lightning's brand new bouncy fresh fawns. So if you need a little mental health break, sit back and enjoy some 🦌🤎 vimeo.com/1198885094

Is Putin about to surrender to Zelenskyy? The Ukrainians have killed or wounded 1.1M to 1.2M Russians since February 2022, with recent monthly totals reaching 35K to 40K. That's a huge pile of dead Russians and it helps to explain why Putin deployed mobile incinerators from Day One. 🇺🇦

Every aspect of Trump's UFC shitshow is an impeachable offense.

I get to see my new cRush October 12.