Oh absolutely. Exactly why I process first and speak second. If I responded the way I felt, wayyy more ppl would get punched in the mouth.

Idc nothing about a Halloween. Just tag me in when the candy goes on sale.

hey y'all. i have to move by the end of the yr. if you know kind folks in dc with a house/condo/apt they'd rent for the low while helping a single mom, pls dm me or if you're a fellow (Black) single mom willing to house share, let's talk!

...Day 2?

Nobody should be as relieved as I am after foam rolling.

A few months ago I was saying to myself how I believed certain things were inevitable and just a matter of time. Today, I realized how the thing I expected didn't (and won't) happen and it just hit me it couldn't be inevitable bc ppl are notoriously unreliable & flaky.

........*looks at clock* ...*looks at plate*...

Me: confused why I keep losing weight. Also me: only eats once at 3pm and chooses eggs, ground turkey, & toast.

This is so fcking crazy.

Anyway, go Cardi, Go!

Every time I turn around that nga got some dizzy shit to say. Enough already!

Anything less than 10 days, I'm straight out the suitcase.

I never liked either one of them comedians so 🤷🏾‍♀️

I really cannot believe it's not Thursday. I think the clock broke.

Yeah, now that you mention it lol. The real question is, do I remember the last one bc good grief time flies.

I haven't eaten real food in 2 days but I still don't wanna cook. I think Ima make a lil egg scramble & toast.

I don't think I've ever met a feet man that wasn't totally unhinged.

I've definitely been asked if I was willing to squish ants and my immediate thought was "What the ants do to you!? They're hard workers!" 😭

That's too much like right. They not gone do it.

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

I like seeing ppl genuinely asking who Bad Bunny is and finding out he actually has good music. It's ok to support ppl's success without being an asshole! 🫶🏽

Probably gone run this back tonight. Not in the mood to do any real cooking.

IG just showed me a video of a woman talking about how quickly life can change if you stay open to it. She met and got engaged to her husband in 15 days. Me immediately: Idk about all that [love stuff], but if you wanna make me a millionaire by the end of October, I'm open to that.

With a lot of those replies I can see the city name and it'sself-explanatory. But a few of them, I just know ya'll have bad taste 🤣

I know ya'll lying about Orlando. Probably was actually in Kissimmee 😂

RICAN!

Guess not!

If I eat [just] garlic green beans for dinner yall gone revoke my Black card?

It may...or may not... have something to do with the [second] pecan roll I ate at midnight. Who knows!

Started eating almonds (that was supposed to go in my oatmeal) and immediately realized I didn't need food yet. Definitely could've fasted another 1-2hours. So now I'm pretty sure there's no reason to cook a complete dinner today either.

I took food out to thaw last night, but I think I'm just gonna have tomato soup & grilled cheese for dinner. Slight digestive reset.

I love this concept

I'm so ridiculous. I walked up to my cousin and whispered I think her & my other cousin's girlfriend had the same weave. Why she talmbout she was thinking the same thing 🤣

Pop out and show ngz!!! 🎉🎈

Big win. Now you can leave Bluesky AND return to their servers if you wanted to. Folks who migrated to blacksky.app, myatproto.social, and cryptoanarchy.network were taking a leap of faith move over to servers hosted by Blacksky Algorithms. Hopefully this de-risks things for folks.

Chile I see why I had ppl's knickers in a bunch in my 20s. I deadass had abs and muscles for NO reason.

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

You really thought those “women that wear glasses are evil” posts were getting you somewhere?

I gotta blow my hair out so I can trim it 😩

I went 1 time and never was really interested to go again. I think the experience varies by location/organizer bc we didn't bring tables or chairs & we pre-ordered food from their vendors.

Thought I wanted to talk. Lolol. Nope.

I like trying different ice cream flavors so that was the first way I had matcha. I liked it and decided to try the drink. So I actually like it, but I don't like it everywhere.

Jokes on them. Adele think she's one of us too 😂

I was today years old when I found out Harrison Ford is married to Ally McBeal.

More examples of how male-centered women are dangerous

*whispers* exactly why I get away with no face 🙂‍↕️😂

Don't scroll my media. You just gone be mad when you see nothing 😭😂

I'm pretty I promise ☝🏽 Yall just gone have to ask the ppl that know me 😂

Oh gee, would you look at that. It's Wednesday! I guess no man actually knows the day or hour. Whodathunkit!

Didn't do any of this. Literally just turned over and clocked out on 2mins flat 😂