instagram has been doing this to me lately

if they kill monet x change off this mf show im gonna riot

NOT MY GWORL 😭😭😭

michael rapaport is doing exactly what i knew he was gonna do on traitors and its annoying i want him banished first.

anyone watching traitors?

Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.

my dad worked in construction, my best friend does facilities management, if you cant build stuff they will both be at my apartment looking at you crazy. you have to be able to build stuff.

idc about athleticism fr just be able to build stuff.

making a karoke night at my crib & rapping dipset songs w my lul harlem nigga during the pandemic >>>>>>>

Fall in love or else 😘

thats why you gotta put perfume on your ankles you dont know who will help you tie your shoe

"Females"

lots of dipset

yums 😋 all yums 2026!!!

bruh, im in the intake w a new therapist yday. me: i just started taking my medicine again i havent taken them in a long while her: oh?!?! you stop taking them??? me: girl i forgot!!! i have adhd!!!

started back taking my meds monday, was able to get up and clean/ organize yesterday and today. very big steps. everyone please clap.

obviously if they laugh at all my jokes.

when people understand my pop culture references and/or my random song outbursts inspired by whatever was just said

probably when i dont have to explain a keyboard dribble as a laugh

the bar is in hell

ohhhh we had a time!!

im literally crying at the thought of someone who KEEPS bringing up wolves

bro theyre addicted!!

my unreasonable & mean ick: when i match w someone on an app and they say ‘id love to get to know you better’ we have literally matched with each other i can make an inference that we’d like to know more about each other. please make a real conversation.

i got a coworker who be doing this sometimes like… for the whole office. i be ready to wring his damn neck

i wish this had a close friends so i could say my current ick but its too mean / unreasonable lmfoddbdidbx

Like be original!!!

Cause out of all the days you wanted MINE??? Selfish 🙂‍↔️

"Get ya own shit, why you riding mine?!??!" - Queen of Kings

omg im literally screaming laughing

ill never call it cayenne pepper again

ngl niggas who dont know how to drive starting to give me ick bc wdym you ‘can drive but cant drive on the highways’

365 of these hoes and you picked sept 29. youre obsessed bro! stop!!

men in nyc thinking a walk or ‘just riding getting lost on the train’ is a date…. eye…

the birthday thing really did get me tight im already a twin im not sharing my day w TWO mfs. like please.

had the same birthday as me. stop dickriding omg lfmdodbdodbd

any spot colored photo i am immediately out.

the person’s default text was bolded.

7 years in BROOKLYN to be exact, actually.

lmfaaaaaooo im sorry the image of the braids coming off with the hat is sending me

7 years in nyc next week 😇

no if its not a bit thats SCARY

(are yall dating niggas from dc or are yall dating people who are actually frm maryland/ nova saying theyre from dc?)

damn the whole city?

Omg 💀