Please, everyone, the correct pronunciation is BLOOOSKIE

Let’s honor Charlie Kirk’s death by demanding the release of the Epstein files.

No way this is real life

I really love my cat, Mingus. He thinks I should stop working and play with him.

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This is so fucking gross. I checked it myself and sections 9 & 10 are indeed scrubbed. constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

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SAMMY HAGAR is to VAN HALEN as SHEMP is to VAN HALEN

I've basically been writing this in my head since I was 10, but now it's finally time to unleash it on the world. My book about the golden age of The Simpsons comes out on June 10. Preorder STUPID TV, BE MORE FUNNY here. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...

This is what a real man sounds like. This needs to go viral. Please share this clip to your community. youtube.com/shorts/w2rmB...

Outstanding! ✊

This is truly a golden era for dingdongs, dipshits and dictator wannabes.

Every single person who gets within four feet of our fraudulent pres. and fails to powerslap his fat greasy face is guilty of treason.

So we’re not gonna talk about how weird it is that Pam Bondi just addresses him as “President?”

Art.

bill maher aka boomer rogan

The idea of Heaven is class warfare. Offering the poor the promise of abundance in death, is the easiest way to make them gleefully obedient to the men emptying their pockets.

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

Hang on, I’ve got an idea…

the way techbros talk about art is so harrowing. wanting to completely minimize the artistic process to suit some false narrative of efficiency. its supremely inhuman

If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because "you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine.

Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

Ouch! Chemex user (and record collector) here, feeling roasted. Deliciously dark roasted.

This is an incredibly eye-opening presentation on the massive level of corruption in the first 6 weeks. If you want to jump to the start of his list, fast fwd to 06:30 and go from there. Credit to @chrismurphyct.bsky.social for his excellent work. youtu.be/hycoCYenXls?...

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Leaders of nations across the globe like, respect, and get along with Zelensky. He has not had meetings with any of them that were anything other than cordial and respectful from both sides. Only one was hostile, disrespectful, obnoxious, nasty, and vicious - Donald Trump.

if you remade The Six Million Dollar Man today it would be about a normal american with a chronic medical issue

I have compiled a list of some Atlanta based fabric stores: -Tiny Stitches -Gail K Fabrics -Fine Fabrics -Atlanta Sewing Center -Melanated Fabrics & Creative Center #Sewsky #Sewing 🪡

He’s setting us all up for the funniest possible ending.

We fought a war so there’d be no kings.

It’s hilarious what a big dumb asshole this vehicle is. But I feel like we don’t talk enough about that ridiculous one big clumsy wiper blade. It says everything about lack of art and imagination in design… and in every aspect of this shit century.

. Do these nazis make my country look fascist?

Has anybody tried telling AI, “hey don’t get smart with me mister!” when it starts getting too uppity?

Imagine the hair on the back of Zelenskyy’s neck, standing straight up.. with damn good reason. He’s being BETRAYED. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

Has anybody coined the term, “toxic muskulinity” yet?

If I were a federal judge sentencing Elon Musk to death by firing squad for treason, I’d deliver the sentence to him by email, with the subject line, “a fork in the road.”

Can you imagine you’re a parent and in the morning you say, “I love you Gulf of Mexico, have a good day today” and you come home to find out there has been a brutal operation and now all of a sudden you have a Gulf of America? Can you even imagine this? What the hell is wrong with our country?

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Play this on a loop. Share generously.

I got a big problem with 77,302,580 of you mutherfuckers!

Which federal agency makes all the wasteful Corporate Welfare payments? Can the dogebags accidentally dismantle that one? Also, ICE.