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THERE WAS A BOARDGAME??????

YES.

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Oh thank goodness.

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.

Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

Never ever say your vote doesn’t matter.

i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.

HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY!!!

Just in case anyone needs to hear this, Johnny Costa cut an album of the tracks he played for “Mr. Rogers Neighborhood”.

Everyone: “AURORA!” The PNW: “CLOUDS”

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

Holy SHIT.

SEATTLE!!!

Oh this is FASCINATING I didn’t even think about that.

None of those Labubus are worth that much. Not even combined. Somebody found an easy mark LMAO.

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Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery? Of course. Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church. Here she is:

Yes I do and I’m obsessed with the concept. 🤣

MY TIME HAS COME. I also have two armless ones.

It’s never gonna be a serious threat in part because not every Democrat actually needs to be primaried. For example, you can pry Oregon’s Senate delegation out of our cold dead hands.

You guys, this one wounds me.

My dad got hit by a deer once. It’s absolutely accurate that they can and do hit cars.

Jesus FUCKING Christ.

Having leaders of both chambers be from the same state is a mistake. Doubly so given that they’re both from NY.

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond

I don’t believe Oregon caucuses, but they DO have closed primaries. If you want to vote in a primary, you gotta be registered as a Dem. (That said we aren’t gonna do that to Merkley he is a good egg)

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

It all sucks! But the people who are your enemies are in the WH, not the people who are just trying to fucking survive. There's nothing wrong with a civil servant being desperate to get back to work and get their backpay. Check your fucking fire.

This is a shit sandwich, and there are no good answers in a shit sandwich. You fund foodstamps, congratulations, 22m people now don't have health insurance. You bring civil servants back, and Vought has the ability to do it all again.

Our delegation is the bees knees. Except Bentz. We don’t talk about him. (Though to be fair he DOES largely represent the values of his district and thus also passes this test even though he’s a dillweed and needs to be gerrymandered out of existence)

Glad to see Merkley gets the “keep this one” sign off or we were gonna have Words. 🤣🤣🤣 (The Oregon Senate delegation is probably as good as it gets right now TBH)

“Adagio for Strings” just came up on my playlist. Seems fitting right now.

every day I become more convinced that the Senate as an institution is fundamentally irredeemable

So moderate Dems, likely without the approval of leadership or the rest of the caucus, hung Americans out to dry on healthcare, and there’s no guarantee the House will even take their bill up. Do I have that right?

My Senator remains on the correct side of shit.

ROLLS.

This morning, the president ordered states to not distribute full SNAP benefits for November, and demanded that states “undo” any benefits payments that have already been sent to working families for food. Read our statement in response.

Anyways I’m making rolls today.

Like yes, equivalent houses in the 80s/90s were objectively less expensive, but you still had to be rich AF to have a vacation house. Cooper is right that this type of memeing is poison.

The Heritage Foundation needs to be burned to the ground. Admittedly this will be much easier now that they’ve saddled themselves up with the current administration.

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Well that game could have been better but also could have been a whole hell of a lot worse. That said, Jerami Grant fouling out likely fucked us over pretty hard.

Congrats to Jrue Holiday for being the player that needed the fewest number of games to become a certified Blazers Legend

Clingan went down HARD on his tuchus there. Ouch!

Hey guys I think Jrue Holiday might be good at basketball.

Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.