like if you talked to one person who really loves you today, you're more deeply tied to this world on every level than the guy whose funeral is on twelve jillion television stations

I’m in this skeet (as the native) and I don’t like it. 🤣🤣🤣 (Only I’m just a little south in OR)

I post this every time; but I have one. He was worth every penny. Like hand to god it’s the most majestic shit. If you spring for one, you won’t regret it. And Alyssa is SUPER easy to work with.

I would struggle to not turn a squeegee into a weapon at the men in this thread.

LEGEND (1985, Ridley Scott)

one of the many aspirational Claires I wish I was but know I am not is like a Seasonal Autumnal Dishware person. I get so heart-eyes over cake pans like this or those pumpkin Le Creuset braisers and I long to be the kind of Martha Stewart-ass bitch who could pull them off

The thing about the Echo (and a lot of those other IoT devices) is they were never meant to fulfill their “promise”, they were meant to get inserted into people’s homes so that they could surveil the users. The profit is not in the device. It’s in your data.

Wait I thought it was the 24th? Can we get the dates straight at least? 🤣

TRIPLE reminder: ESPECIALLY don’t do this shit.

Aaaaand soup is done! If you use less black rice it’s far less lavender, so I do need to work on that, but it’s DELICIOUS regardless. 🤣 It’s going to be work lunch next week.

Home stretch! One of the rices in the mix turns the soup purple. I need to adjust my ratio for the next mix to try to prevent that.

you cannot cancel Chancleta. he woke up looking like this. you have no hope of stopping him.

Happy Saturday everyone! I have a jewelry store with a focus on handmade glass that I make in a kiln. I'd love to sell you something beautiful! nora.jewelry #bsnm

if you’re anti-anti-fascist, that means you’re pro-fascist. basketghoul.com

Double reminder: don’t do this shit either. (What is WITH this soup post y’all?! Two shitty drive-bys so far)

Reminder: don’t do this shit.

Serious business of the soup kind occuring today.

Babe, babe wake up. New immigration nightmare just dropped. (May or may not be using humor to cope instead of screaming)

Thanks for reminding me to refill my water bottle, Orcspiration Bot!

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

Rocky road brownies (GF) for D&D tonight. #baking

Breaking in a new mug today.

Nothing like doing backlogged chores for your body to go, “hey so remember you were just sick? Yeah so this is overtaxing.” 😑 Got them done anyway.

every so often i think about how my husband’s uncle has a parrot and the parrot openly attacked and hated his aunt for *decades* but then his uncle needed to go to a nursing home for a while and now the parrot has switched allegiances.

Inside you are two wolves.

Me, but with buying yarn. 🤣

I have drastically reduced my fiber intake (I’ve had a GI infection and fiber was legit painful) and oh I have MISSED it. Time to start adding her back in.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

ITS BABY GECKO TIME

The thing about streaming services is that their bread & butter are households that sub and forget - ppl who go months w/o actually using the product but enjoy having the option at their fingertips. They're the first to go in a boycott (it costs nothing to cancel) and they're the hardest to get back

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

Jesus CHRIST.

i really hope it sticks now for any lost young buckaroos who find something interesting about a libertarian trot or similar way: these people have been fakin it the whole time. none of them actually care about free speech. they are either: 1 embarrassed conservatives or 2 dummies

anyway, not political, but everything is political, consider switching your subscriptions to pbs and night flight. you’ll get exposed to the weirdest and most informative shit in the world and you’ll be better off for it.

Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

It’s uh… it’s real weird to watch all this unfold in real time.

Welcome to the resistance… *choking down bile* … Karl Rove. 🤢

TIL that lab grade peanut butter is a thing.

Get. Their. Asses.

SCAM ALERT: If by chance you get contacted by a group advertising themselves as the “Crazy Old Bats Book Club” who would like to charge you for reading your book in their book club, and who claim I am one of the Satisfied Authors, and furthermore give you an email address for me—it’s not me.

Say what you will about Disney but long before Male Influencers were ever part of the public imagination they warned us about what a danger insecure aura farmers are to the community.

(3/3, fin)

(2/3)

This one's maybe a little on the ling side, but trust me, it's worth it. I've cried reading it multiple times. (1/3)

Boxed mac and cheese products recalled due to milk and nut allergy risks

Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot

Reaping, sowing, etc.