Closest thing I’ve ever had to a hero is Chris from match point (not including the murdering his pregnant mistress bit)

I've said it before and will say it again, human beings' ability to compartmentalize is incredible. This pathetic racist very old man in cognitive decline has access to the nukes that can destroy us all.

My kingdom for a sicario cut with all the bald cop scenes cut out

Imagine you find a bunch of of dead bodies in the walls and then you have to deal with Victor Garber

This jingoistic intro to the Artemis launch 😔

bizarre argument that slaves brought to the US against their will have domicile in the US, and owe allegiance to it, but immigrants who came here intentionally, and want to remain, do not have domicile here and do not owe the US any allegiance

i've yet to see evidence that this man is anything other than the fucking coolest to ever do it

Outlook just let me send an email without its intended attachment without even a warning even though the body refers to an attachment. How are computers getting dumber. We can’t both be getting dumber. Who’s flying the fuckin plane

Tf is the hot wings guy doing on the UConn coaching staff

Duke guy calling for a tech for celebration to try and steal the game is chef’s kiss

Are we in a gas crisis? Went to Costco and it was by far the least mad max it’s ever been

If you’ve ever farted while blooming some coffee, that’s what Europe smells like

“Show me the lambada” gotta be one of the craziest lines/line readings in cinematic history

The Mets broke Paul skenes 😌

Has a memo gone out that “led” is now “lead”? Feel like I’ve been seeing a lot of that recently. I know it’s confusing because of the metal but I don’t feel like I used to see that mistake quite so much

The lady brought in to try to save a community learning center in this hallmark move only ever mentions cuts and tries to shoot down any ideas to make the place more appealing to the community. Perfect depiction of a private equity ghoul

do you think he saw Kash Patel’s custom punisher sneakers and just let go

Tough to watch basketball when I could be watching the skulls instead

Let’s undo the sale and restore the site to its condition before he took over. All tweets that happened after then and accounts created just get deleted. Who says no

Imagine getting nickel and dimed by State Farm when making a claim and then getting bombarded with commercials where they have 8 different A- to C list celebrities for literally no reason other than it makes the ad feel more expensive every time you watch a sporting event

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

Do cabinet members typically live on military bases? I feel like I don’t remember that being a thing?

The couldn’t afford to get chuck some new suits after his ozempic journey?

A character in the skulls asks if a python is poisonous. Ivy League student picked for an exclusive secret society. I didn’t even know it was possible to not know whether pythons are venomous

They show the black prince with his wife bc the sexual tension between him and heath ledger is off the charts in the immediately preceding scene

Gonna hire a trainer and use a shirtless astin pic from toy soldiers as a reference of what I’m going for

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

I didn’t even know it was possible to be anti-sidewalks. I always figured neighborhoods without them were just built by cheapos who didn’t want the extra cost

F1 best picture 🤞🏼

Get Culkin off my screen if you’re not talking Macaulay

There’s no more supportive place on the internet than r/bald. Hope to never join em (with my fucked up head shape I’d literally be better off dead) but I appreciate what they do

Was told I don’t give off creepy vibes today. An obvious lie but nice to hear nonetheless

Frances mcdormand in Fargo is a surprise inductee into the best anyone’s ever looked hall of fame. That hair 🥵

Goddamn is ol piercey B a fox in goldeneye 😮‍💨

You can’t introduce alien spores that turn people into monsters and a time travel post-apocalyptic storyline 500 pages into a 650 page book that was until then semi-realistic espionage set in the real world. I’m heated right now

Byron Noem sitting in the cuck chair in the back bedroom of the 737 one more time

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I wish so much I gave off the kind of energy where people assume I’m a spook

they should've said he was radicalized by the death of Charlie Kirk

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

If you listen to careless whisper and then let it go it’s nothing but straight BANGERS 😮‍💨

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Julianne Moore in crazy stupid love is the best anyone’s ever looked

Every day, another new horror is revealed to be inflicted on women and girls by this criminal administration.

If I learned how to make quenelles consistently I’d never listen to another soul who tried to say anything to me ever again

Poutine with foie gras is some Icarus shit. I don’t know how I’m supposed to do an entree after this

Can’t get the game to play at this Airbnb IN CANADA. Feels illegal

Feels wrong to be able to drive somewhere where I don’t know the local language. That should be reserved for flying

Feel like I’m in a different country but it’s literally just Montreal

Will I still be getting a tariff check for my share of what has already been collected?