weirdly relishing the 36-hour-and-counting transfer of my 70gb music library off my dying 13-year-old hdd because this is likely the last time i’ll experience the eccentricities of a mechanical hard drive today’s liable to be the last day there’s any moving part in my computer that isn’t a fan

Amydog wants you to know that she is cute

My daughter cried throughout an entire 3-hour flight, only to fall asleep in my arms minutes before landing. People filing out of the plane said things like: “What an angel!” to which I responded: “Oh thank you, did you hear that crying baby I feel so bad for her mom.”

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

[hans moleman saying boo-urns voice] i thought we were pronouncing it "joe-ever"

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu’s butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

According to Prime Video's auto-generated subtitles, Leo the MGM lion's roar translates to "Love it."

not gonna pretend i'm too good to have these things handled automatically by a program/script (like if iOS' Shortcuts could interface with a stylist's GlossGenius site) but no way in fuckhell is prompting an AI to cover half the required bases more efficient than scheduling the haircut manually

can everyone please play the visual novel on steam with a free prologue chapter, of the Devil? you can pick any character as your favorite but not carlos flatt, he's MINE

i think this is the make-or-break one • using the fcc to can kimmel (a major network late-night host) • for criticizing the gop's handling of the killing of charlie kirk (a pundit too far right to be a household name) • not kirk himself • far more lightly than kirk was known to speak of the dead

ah, well

the symbol we used for eyes was literally called colon

probably the wrong takeaway here but holy shit that’s gotta put cornell’s dorms at an insane square footage percentile

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

> had epiphany my morning alarm should be a song with a soft, lush, gentle synth intro that builds into a majestic, driving rhythm > immediately think of m83’s “outro” > first note is more strident with harsher attack than i remember > JOLT AWAKE IN PANIC FROM APPARENT AIR RAID SIREN

I love playing as cool お姉さん Hornet. euphoric. she is basically my ultimate power fantasy. #art #Morriarty

if we get through this, fifty year moratorium on conservative characters carefully engineered to be old-fashioned, charmingly set-in-their-ways, and only offensive in completely benign "don't know what the PC terminology is these days" ways.

how much of a household name are they under the impression charlie kirk was

Fenneko’s Halloween Costume

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

avocados: for when you're craving for a non-newtonian fruit

unhinged things i see on hinge /4

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

描いたやついろいろ　最後バンドの拓歪

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

i can’t believe charlie got “now 40 wall st is the tallest again”-ed

legend of zelda: a link to the past puzzle solved sound effect as i push the last deck chair into place and the titanic stops sinking

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

so mad that Demon Bluff is the dev’s first released-to-steam game, it should be illegal to strike gold like this on your first try

Okay here’s my impression of Marge Gunderson if she was in Attack on Titan: “So, who’s the big fella”

I've discovered a Twitch channel that does nothing but play ALF in Japanese in a marathon, nonstop. I can actually understand most of it. It absolutely rules. You're welcome, everybody. www.twitch.tv/ALF_Japan

here. i made a better one in three minutes

Lmao

omg kodaka which god did you piss off and how badly

the pragmatic argument for never accepting a Dem who throws trans people under the bus: any candidate who can't find an argument against "overturning rights in place for 35+ years bc it's trendy to hate the minority group they benefit" is going to get eaten alive by ANY fascism. real glass joe shit.

Asiago Cheese HQ when they landed the Bagel account

ITS NOT TOO LATE TEAM CHERRY IT NEEDS MORE TIME #DELAYSILKSONG

I can

My Bluesky timeline is so divided.

they say we all float down here, and we float very strongly, and a lot of people are saying we float at levels that have never been seen before

you know how YouTube's algorithm isn't trying to find you anything you *like* per se, it's just trying to find things that keep you from leaving? nothing is keeping AI companies from using their own data to discourage AIs from being so useful the user is done after one message. it would be EASY.

i have felt iphone’s autocorrect getting worse for awhile but today it corrected “i don’t wanna sound quite so gung ho” to “i don’t wanna sound quite so hung up”, and completely inverting the meaning of the sentence feels like a special kind of fuckup

there's an irony to how twitter is the site overrun with monetized ragebait accounts while this site is the one where people will yell the c-word at you for posting about your mother's bran muffin recipe

At the risk of sounding mean, I think if you want FFXIV quests to be just go from A to B with zero engagement you should stop playing the game

Episode 2 coming soon. The Devil always collects His Due.

Hitman VR makes you feel so slick I can't believe you can do this

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.