Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

The kind of evangelical who believes a mars bar and a can of coke can be the eucharist, also believes a cheap red and some cheese and biscuits cannot be.

Reading up on this Schism and Dan Brown’s probably more excited than anyone you’ve ever seen.

The press gallery having their mid winter ball will talk up how amazing it is for raising money for charities, and yet not one of the press gallery will question why the govt is not fully funding and performing the services of those charities

This looks like a small indie wrestling promotion trying to do a triple H WrestleMania entrance.

I'm glad my kids do gymnastics for their strength and fitness. I don't love the parkour skills it gives them for everyday tasks like getting on the couch.

Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.

I never really enjoyed Michael Jackson the first time. I'm fucking really sick of it now

Muppet Journey to the West

"it doesn't look good" then print it out and run the printout through a copy machine until it does, jesus

This was a solved problem 25 years ago! Put some goggles on your biggest titted friend and take a black and white photo of her in a construction site for gods sake. When did everybody become helpless

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

the correct answer, Smokey and the Bandit, goes unmentioned; AV Club a shambles

USA social security will really send you a letter 8 mos after your mum dies saying “she died halfway thru the month and you didn’t notify us before she died so you need to pay 2k back within two weeks” and then send you to an online portal that doesn’t accept non USA addresses

The two genders

Wait until this guy hears about Polybius

Happy 84th birthday to the fake Paul McCartney!

It's only a matter of time before the inevitable Seth Green behind the bastards I guess

I feel like some kind of image would be nice for the less literate people out there. It it easy for people to assume everyone has basic literacy and it's just not accurate. Also any revolution that's putting all the artists in workcamps or uses them solely for propaganda is not it.

It seems like a wild take now, but when twitter had stars instead of hearts, the fail whale, and you could tweet via text message, it fucking ruled. It just got iteratively worse every time they tried to make it more profitable until it became unusable junk. It was shit before Elon even bought it.

I don't know quite how to word this, but Pauline Hanson is more over now than she ever has been. She's weirdly popular with otherwise normal people in rural and regional Australia. A lot of this is the racism we deny is at the heart of our national identity for sure, but it's more.

They’re going to invent the cognitive equivalent of Jaywalking to enforce AI usage. Jaywalking cleared the roads for cars and was entirely invented by the industry

If I was going to run a populist campaign, my first policy would be: There's fuckin heaps of meth around anyway, let's make it easier to buy pseudoephedrine again.

Surely making fun of Pauline is not a federal crime... yet. *My initial thoughts would have got me investigated by the AFP, so they're staying in my head.

Your periodic reminder that people are *more* abusive online when they're using their "real names" than when they're using a persistent pseudonym and this effect has been replicated in literally every study that has ever been done

Give it back imo

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

A major new study has looked at the impact of the Australian welfare system on the rates of suicide It concludes that effective suicide prevention would mean raising JobSeeker payments & replacing punitive mutual obligations (such as Work for the Dole) adelaide.edu.au/about/news/2...

Finn from the next step and Troy from woe.begone are the same type of character

I remember before Trump I, the only person who I heard saying he was going to win was Adam Tod Brown. I sincerely think you're better off listening to comedians than journalists hey.

If you couldn't make the office today it would be because conservatives would say that Michael Scott and Dwight schrute are analogous to trump and charli Kirk and that it's hate speech.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... It really doesn't matter, in the grand scheme. But the tabs on the pocket aren't even the same shape and size, which Levi's claim is the issue.

Get on board with AI or get left behind is such a silly push because get on board with what? Writing little questions into the computer search? I’m old enough to remember Ask Jeeves mate.

The only way this would rule more is if you could see the white house in the background and it looked like they were jumping over it. Finally Americans can see how the rest of the world sees them.

Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

I could never be a stoner because I'd start every session with "bong apetit"

Every interview Musk does for the rest of his life should start with “why haven’t you ended world hunger?”. Every single one. Also, every conversation anyone ever has with him. Unconscionable doesn’t begin to cover it.

Is this like the opposite of "no yanks on the thread"

As it’s #PrideCymru today, let’s remember this lovely Twitter exchange from years gone by…

I normally don't care about americanisation of language, like call lollies candy, idgaf. But my kids call a servo a gas station and I fucking hate it.

Albury Vinnie's has maybe the last 4 wheel of time books for about 5 bucks each. I think Jordan sucks, but it might be handy if you're into that sort of thing (turgid repetitive prose)

GTA 6 is just this generations Chinese Democracy

its fucking bullshit that the media in this country do not press Hanson on her insane beliefs about Port Arthur. Make her talk about this, get her explaining that it was a government plot by an SAS sniper, her polling will drop to zero overnight.

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

I think this is actually a niche joke that broke containment.