"I hope our little game hasn't caused you to perspire, Chef Kenichi."

Hawthorne Manor

Between Whedon and Baldwin, why?

Apparently the year 7s at work are scared of me which is hilarious to me

Few tweets have aged better than the Hamas 2 tweet

Student I hate to call home for yesterday: "I wish I could psychically make you feel intense pain all the time right now" Me: "[Student name], I have ankylosing spondilitis, that has been my reality since I was 14" Student: "well fuck"

Rob Zombie picked an incredible year to put out an album called The Great Satan

This will do great things for recruitment

The lesson America never seems to learn (among many) is that the idea that war increases war and patriotism even under a terrible leader cuts both ways

Thoughts and Prayers with US Marine Corps Lt Gen Paul K. Van Riper today. I hope everything goes according to your plan, sir! 🫡🇺🇸

Shit like this and meal prepping largely exist because society never really adjusted to the fact that all adults in the household have to work full time jobs to barely scrape by

Which is why he rules, if it ain't broke etc

I don't think Pete understands how badly "no rules of engagement" would go for him against a nation state who has been preparing for something like this since the 1970s

Things I have added to my character sheet this session: spider horse, bag of eyes (some wooden, some glass), bag of buttons (various sizes), random love letters

ONCE WERE WARRIORS (1994, dir. Lee Tamahori)

First Giles singing episode. This should have happened so often. A new 70s rock ballad every episode

Remember when the US had to basically cheat to win the Millennium Challenge?

10x15, Pressure Points “If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can’t they invent a way to end this stupid war?"

There's a resource (pre apprenticeship workbooks) for one of the programs I help with at work that is $650 for the full set and my usual piracy is coming up short, frustrating how little money public schools get

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Why the fuck did Riley get his name in the credits before Emma Caulfield? What the fuck

God they fucking wasted Anya as the series went on, Emma Caulfield is a fucking delight in every scene

You're right Elizabeth, let's let the paedophile talk about childcare

You only need three: youtu.be/SW7hNbfiJBk?...

Bad brain time I guess

Hell yeah one of the episodes where Biff Naked shows up

God fucking damn it Thrice cancelled their show in May

You know who those journalists who insist on staying on twitter sound like? The people who go out of their way to loudly defend buying shit from Rowling

I think what sucks most about Xander is that there are moments, especially when not being a clear stand in for Whedon, glimpses of an interesting or fun character but with every season they are fewer and farther between

My dad got this T-shirt for his birthday

He might be a cunt, but is he a fucking cunt?

Werewolves of London

Riley's Law is undefeated

I feel like people should talk more about the sequel to Jessie's Girl that got made

TV'S Tim Stack as the lamp. Where are my extended My Name is Earl universe heads at?

Zone of Interest (2023)

Why are people talking about human pet guy? Did he finally [redacted]?

Oh so *now* value judgements about how and where people post is okay?

Vampire Xander looks worse than any other vampire, it's like the prosthetics don't work on his face

People with real jobs don't have half a dozen work calendars

I think what shits me most about the American decline, and I do admit it's pretty, is that the exchange rate is still tilted in favour of the fucking seppos

I like how there has never been a moment where this person has realised that dinosaurs would count as "ancient giant beings"

Jeremy irons was born to play the identical twins in Dead Ringers. He is the spitting image of himself

Star of Robocop 2, Tom Noonan