Soooooooo who missed me?

Soooooooo who missed me?

Go go gadget heating pad

If anyone needs a guest for their podcast, I am happy to volunteer 🙋‍♂️

5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same: 1) Movies 2) Dogs 3) Travel 4) Deli food 5) Days without anxiety attacks @invisihole.bsky.social @emceekayvee.bsky.social @kenflott.bsky.social @ivanaknapp.bsky.social @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social

Savannah Guthrie: “No matter where you are, even if you’re far from Tucson, if you see anything, if you hear anything, if there’s anything at all that seems strange to you, that you report to law enforcement. We are at an hour of desperation and we need your help.” 1-800-CALL-FBI

Secretary Howard Lutnick lied to the country about his ties to Epstein. Now we learned that they were in business together. He has no business being our Commerce Secretary. He should resign. www.politico.com/live-updates...

It'd be so nice to scroll tonight and not see a single angry post from X brought here

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This ad will be playing during the #SuperBowl The survivors are tired of Pam Bondi‘s shit.

So sayeth Wonder Woman! Long Live Lynda Carter!

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

This is what Hess said: “It brings up mixed emotions to represent the US right now. I think it’s a little hard. There’s obviously a lot going on that I’m not the biggest fan of. Just because I wear the flag doesn't mean I represent everything that's going on in the US.”

BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines? DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines BASH: Oh, come on

Please repost! Everyone should see this! @emceekayvee.bsky.social @paulartreeves.bsky.social @realanniel.bsky.social

I’m going to be published! My short story, “The Tulip Thief,” was accepted by Micromance Magazine for publication in their 2026 spring KissMet Quarterly. I’m over the moon, y’all! This writer’s dreams can come true. ✨

Superlative! 😂

Night terrors the last few nights 🤕

auntie has no idea what this says & i dont wanna know either.

“The Obamas are competent, classy, loving, Harvard and Princeton graduates, loved by many, not in the Epstein files, got the Nobel Peace Prize, and gave us a steady economy to boot…”

You can just say "yes, he is a racist" or "yes, obviously he is a racist" or "are you fucking kidding me, what kind of stupid question is that in 2026?"

Your Black History Moment Not in The Epstein Files.

OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!! This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲

Visit my website for free sample chapters & reviews of both epic fantasy Imago Chronicles & YA fantasy Dream Merchant Saga here: www.imagochronicles.com I’ll also post updates as they come available from the exec. producer I'm working with to develop Imago for the small screen. #BookSky 📚🪐⚔️💙

Nightmares again 🤕

This old TV geek was excited to see Beaker punching buttons on a Grass Valley 100 switcher on the Muppet Show special tonight.

Emotionally exhausted 😩

Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you

....DOGGIE!

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Reality is overrated

NewsMax stock hit an all-time low of $6.95 a share today, down from its peak of $265 nine months ago.

... Fuck, I hated that dog! 😂

Love is not supposed to hurt. Someone who abuses you or treats you badly will keep doing it until you stop allowing it. You deserve a healthy love, so please don't settle for less.

Tonight’s film is The Plague (2025)

Good day at work. I'm still the champ.

Soooooooo who missed me?

Savannah Guthrie’s 84-year-old mother Nancy is missing. She was last seen near her home outside Tucson, Arizona. She’s 5’5”, 150 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes. If you have info call Pima County Sheriff’s Department at: 520-351-4900. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Elon being asked to leave the eyes wide shut party because he’s weirding everyone out

Seconded. Cry me a fuckin' river.

The new maple flavored Pepsi is surprisingly good 👍

Recurring nightmares 😵‍💫