Drifting on a memory 🎶

Me currently

Titties just tittying 😩😍

Half the SL: 🍈🍈 The other half:

Not all the Rice Krispies in here offended

😌

Maybe if I had a nice one but from my experience no

My car doesn’t move til all seatbelts are on.

My brother died in a car accident not wearing one. I always wear a seatbelt

This is ABSOLUTELY my kinda going on! (I don’t want to play either of these games. But OTHER games, absolutely)

I try to stay away from watching reels this late at night. I watch one rug cleaning video and all of a sudden 4 hours have gone by and my alarm is going off.

I be staring down the barrel 😭

Listen. I’m old and tired. Pulling out a toy, hoping it’s charged, cleaning up a mess….aht aht. Even flicking the bean has become too much work. Cuz now I gotta get up and wash my hands.

I stayed at my dad's place for 1 month and had to pay rent to stay

Edited today. Forgot when I took it.

Everyone is so fertile. Use your butt!

RELEASED 45 YEARS AGO "Burn Rubber On Me" (1980) by The Gap Band 🔥🔥🔥 🗣Just because you're not for real....why you wanna hurt me, girl? Uncle Charlie is jammin'🤣🔥

Inhale the good shit Exhale the bulllllsshhhiiittttt

thick women in skirts >

Oh a new teammate

Currently legos and hats

I need them white ones 😤

Work is stupid. Come get me.

If stores actually sold what their name says lololololol

I saw that in the shop 4 years ago with my brother. That shit ain't cheap either lol

If I send you this, just know I’m on my way to wherever you are and I WILL be standing on business! 😮‍💨

Gotta be romantic when I eat it

“People with ADHD are so forgetful” No, we remember everything…you just have to activate us like sleeper agents with the right combo of words and then we will regurgitate all the knowledge we have on that topic 😂

If you go to your local library website and click either "Programs & Services" or "Events" you will find every free service they offer as well as classes and events they host. Many offer literacy classes, resume & business resources, large expansive databases, home book delivery, and so much more!

Girl Phuckyou

Breakfast of champions

You miss one hour on here and you’re completely lost 😂

Christmas songs I love in no particular order: 1. This Christmas - Donny Hathaway 2. Santa Claus is Coming to Town - The Jackson 5 3. Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown 4. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5 5. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays - *NSYNC

Don't be sad get your titties sucked 😌

Booty pics >>>>

The best kind 😌

Friends taking care of friends >>>>>

When I first started taking edibles. Went on a walk and took photos from downtown SF to Fisherman's Wharf

Blend 3 and 4

All engagement isn’t good engagement

Look what you made me do. I’m with somebody new. Oh, baby, baby. I’m dancing with a stranger.

😌

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Put that on Everything

Did some adulting today 😊

Only some of the time 😒

Something about the anime art bothered me. I just read the manga 😅