Make me like a bird So I can fly far far away

If something requires too many steps I’m over it before I’ve even started 😮‍💨

I really got 36 FIRST cousins 35 of them are older than me🙃

Bubble buddy ass update 😒

“I’m not a heroine addict hoe” 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you’re a parent delete Roblox off all your children’s device immediately please

And still I rise headass

These salami slices are spicy afffff

My daddy’s hometown had a juke joint called The Rump Shaker. It sat on the same hill my family’s church was on and my great uncle supplied out the back I’m soooooo pissed it burnt down RIGHT before I turned 21 😞

Nahl we had nature trails in 3rd grade and ropes course in 5th dassit

Not everyone is going to like you, don’t force them to.

I blocked somebody for excessively talking bout hemorrhoids Get yo freaky ass onnnnn

1:11

Yuhhh IT’S FREAKY FREAKY FRIDAYYYYYYYY

They don’t put 🔥 in kids movies anymore that’s why the kids don’t know hits 😂 youtu.be/SpDBYsWN2kI?...

And back home snugged up on the couch🥰🥰 Tipsy and cozy

This DOSarita owes me nothing!!!

I hate being in audiences that require yt ppl to clap to a beat Like hate it reaaaalllll bad😮‍💨

I feel like every root beer drinker I know is from the north🙃

Last group and I’m off to margaritas and fajitas!!!!

Somebody needs to go ask his ass what we do now.

Sitting in this recital and all I can think about is the margarita ima fuck up afterwards 🥳🥳

🤣🤣🤣 omg it issssss🤭

I might need to get some of those slides

This account is my new fave These shits be sooooo funny to meee🤣🤣

Saving allllllll the nail inspo on the sl

I’d smash 🙂‍↔️

You is smart You is kind You is important

My nephew’s winter band recital is tonight 🥳🥳

Had my first experience in 08🤭 In my church heels throwin ass and sweatin out a roller set🤣🤣🤣

It’s almost the weekend make some noiiiiiisssseeeeee🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’m having my first Trini/Venezuelan Christmas Boy oh boy🥳🥳 Caribbean wasssstteeeeddddd

Looked up how to spell a word and google shouting scriptures at me ☹️

Being held during a hot and steamy shower>>>>

I need to make sushi again. Don’t wanna lose my newly acquired skill

Idk what I was expecting from #landman but I’m not disappointed

Creating goals and achieving them>>>>>>

I’m in love with these reusable ice cubes I bought

the line between loyalty to family and family being a cult is extremely thin.

Making jambalaya for dinner. That sounds amazing

Did anybody else’s parents use “two shakes of a donkey’s tail “ as measurement of time?? My mama’s favorite measurement that I never figured out

Love thiiissss

Grab somebody sexy and tell em HEY

I love non sexual intimacy

Me and my mama healed some of our past traumas 🥰

Took a nap today Ill be up till 3 🙃

Now when did it get to bein midnight ??