Margarita festival ‘26 owes me not a gahdamn thang🥰🥰

I feel like most of Houston said fuck them registration stickers 🤣🤣 City of riding dirty

Have those difficult conversations, you’ll feel better

I would love to watch live on the spectrum but I know my limitations 😮‍💨

wtf happened in 2016 and how do we reverse it 😞😞

People will really run your name thru the mud for not letting them mistreat YOU Ho is you cool??

One and done

Nothing like a good cry and some weeds 🥰

Know WHO you are and fuck them other niggas

That double meat loaded potato I had earlier was evvvvverything I needed and more

Paradise started out soooooo slow to me but I can’t stop watching

When what you thought all along turns it to be true >>>>

The only chaos I like is in a heavily modded sims4 game.

Socialized waaaaay too much yesterday. Been curled up on the couch all day Ppl really do this every weekend and I can’t fathom

Almost back to my summer foundation🫦

My bestie just sent me a video of her toddler saying his colors and he’s soooooooo cute!!!! Lil pineapple really growing up 🥹

I love my big 3🥰🫶🏾

Sun came out and I really said fuck social media 🤭🤭 Love that for myself

Sunday dinner tomorrow with my God mama 🎉🎊 finna eat toooooo good

Yard work whooped my assssss today. But I spent the whole day outside and for that I’m grateful

Got a museum date planned with my cousins 🎊🎉 Engineering dropouts reunited once again 🥰

A thousand blows on Hulu has my full attention right now

I got like 6 first cousins turning 50 this year

My oldest first cousin is really 71 🤯

Butter cookies are soooooo good There will never be a time where I don’t have a tin🤣

I’ve been so deep in my gameplay I forgot about this app Kinda love that for me

It’s tiiiimmmeeee #sims4

Surround yourself with ppl who truly love you not just suck the life out of you!

I am two mimosas in and nothing in my stomach. Happy FriYAYYYYY

Lemme go to sleep Pedis with my stinka in the morning🍾🎉

I looked up some of the new additions to the rodeo foods and I ain’t gon hold ya I hate what the transplants have done to my beloved rodeo

I often think about how no lips really responded “your mom” to a reporter I gotta explain this shit to my future kids 😒 tf maaaannnnnn

I been watching golden girls heavy lately I’m so glad Betty ain’t gotta deal with today’s bs

Saaaame

Whhhhyyyyy is there a trend of gospel songs you could do a drive by tooooo Also why tf was I so tickled 😭😭

My niece thought she was doing something by telling her daddy (my brotherrrr😒) that I kept calling her doll babies bald headed I let out the UGLIEST cackle when he looked her dead in her eyes and said “well are they” She ain’t ft me siiiiinceeeeee😭😭😭

Nobody: Me: Hidddddddden vaaaaaaahhhhhhlley ranchhhhhhhhhh

I’ve made it this far with zero stranger things spoilers Finally starting season 5😮‍💨

I miss my neighborhood’s random peacocks.

I miss 09 clubs but like home is really where it’s at. No pants, no bra and full bottle service 🎉🎊🍾

To be in a club in 09 again 😮‍💨 I miss it sooooo much

Back to the 70s next week

I love being Black.

The world could be ending and you best believe I'm going to get a little laugh in. I can't be serious at all.

I need to deep condition my hair but the way my bed has me swaddled idk if it’s happening today

YOU SAY NO TO RATCHET PUSSY JUICY J CANT

Damn we really been together since the first link 🥹🥰 He knew I knew Stuck together like super glue

Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes it