This thing on

Look at my souvenirs

Mine bout to go down too soon as i cut this line off

No Fuck no Absolutely the fuck not Gotta have 2 Black parents to ride this ride

Thank yall again for the love…on and off the app 🫶🏿

Birthday weekend was cool. Enjoyed myself

You love coleslaw

2 whiskey sours before i shower

Nope. Only son.

Metro

Happy Birthday Pop

Wait…whats happening?

I wake up to first shift titties

That dap was extra

I know im drunk. The silliest dad jokes got me on the floor

Just remembered im in DC and can access pornhub again! After dinner

Starlord couldnt breathe on most planets but could hold an infinity stone barehanded

Explain what makes the less qualified candidate more electable

The birthday continues. 4 museums down, one to go (for today)

Ive never needed anything more than i need this

I just met this adorable group of 3-4 yr olds on the elevator. I said hi and one asked me my name. Then they all started introducing themselves. It was too cute

I was in tears in the sir & space museum. I love this shit so much

Yall. I am having the time of my life in these museums

Yall aint remind me to post no birthday nudes yesterday. Yall must be sick of seeing me naked

Imma circle back come summer

I copied you 5 yrs earlier?

ITS OFFICIALLY MY BIRTH TIME

Why has Barbie never been pregnant? Cause Ken comes in another box

FUCK EM

High body count women >>>

Not eating no cake on my bday and i hate that for me

Told the bartender to surprise me and she decided to make an espresso martini. Ive never had one. She says its on her

Text titties. Its my birthday

Wish i was eating somebody daughter for dessert

Yall im so drunk i just tried to motorboat a pic on my phone in this restaurant lmaooooo

Birthday Old Fashion (#3)

Still accepting bday…gifts 😉

Thank you for the birthday love. Special thank you to those who sent me gifts…it was a chaotic week but i made it thru another year. I figure i’ll stick around for a few more

42 years in the making

Hubba Rattluh

First drink of the evening

Naked eating Cinnabon in a hotel. Happy Birthday to me!

I cant wait to get some sbarro when i get to this train station #taste

42

Yall welcome

Niggas dont ever think “its enough dick in this thread, i’ll let some more women post first”