tumblr mutual is back at it again with a wave of untagged tf2 yaoi

do you guys know if we have the leviathan tomorrow

on god we are all shoplifting in 2026

so excited to get my wisdom teeth out purely because I feel like coming out of anesthesia and wearing this merch will be incredibly funny

huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag

my divoroed ex-wife shirt should get here tomorrow I am so excited I have been waiting for that thing to drop FOREVER

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

I think discord should have a general chat for everyone who uses the platform. It'd suck shit but we should do it anyway

learned there are actually an excess of ume musume gifs available on microsoft teams and i am about to become the most annoying coworker

in heaven you can sniff gasoline and it won’t hurt you

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

where i create from

you always know just what to say grandma

It'd be cool if Trump was announcing he was going to totter into a silo and die from grain engulfment but it's probably just a war

alerting maintenance at work that the office has bed bugs by walking down to their office and handing them a single bed bug that I laminated

shoveled snow and almost blacked out!

Its getting late .. the moon is full... I feel strange ..

No discord checkpoint for me because I turned off their ability to use my data lol

God I fucking love the office bathroom. Someone is in here blasting sound effects of monsters growling and children screaming. Full volume.

The whole "cold weather is better than warm weather" debate doesn't take into consideration that I have the joints of an old arthritic dog and the temperature drop Hurt Me

SCAIREY!!! #Deltarune | #Jackenstein | #MemeRedraw | #StarryTigerArt

unfortunately I am not immune to the scorpy socpens propaganda. billy the puppet duck

Idk if it's just that I grew up in the advent of ytp but the seeming mass confusion over the 67 thing seems so performative to me. Like wtf do you mean you can't understand kids repeating something memetic just because they can? Mama Luigi would have killed you.

Being friends with a tgirl on hrt is awesome because it means I get shown boob growth progress pics MINIMUM once a week

stroke of penius

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

sent my DM a nice message complimenting his writing and storytelling abilities and he gave me DM inspiration for next session......

Weighed the boys and realized how funny having small animals is because I have to acknowledge things like "half an ounce overweight :/" Little men you're going on diets! Half an ounce!!!!!

this is now the THIRD time I have received a "good morning I love you" text from one of my friends that was not meant for me 🥰🩵 I love intercepting

Hanging out with transgender people is so cool and awesome

Made the cute lady laugh because I was trying to guess which shot was which based solely on feeling (i got it wrong but it's okay because she giggled)

Covid and flu shot genuinely do not hurt that much however I will be annoying all day about the fact that my arm is ever so SLIGHTLY sore

Microsoft teams is fun

U R MR GAY

When my political platform is entrenched in political violence but then it happens to me: noooooo not like that!

i recommend doing this. stuff's going around quick right now, and its all very very graphic and not for the feint of heart. this is some shit youd see on liveleaks in the 2000s be mindful of yalls mh, and dont say anything u dont want read back to u in a courtroom. be legal online.