"You should drink 80 ounces of water a day" seems like a lot until you do it and then you realize yeah no that is a lot of water actually and I'm drowning

God I fucking love the office bathroom. Someone is in here blasting sound effects of monsters growling and children screaming. Full volume.

The whole "cold weather is better than warm weather" debate doesn't take into consideration that I have the joints of an old arthritic dog and the temperature drop Hurt Me

SCAIREY!!! #Deltarune | #Jackenstein | #MemeRedraw | #StarryTigerArt

unfortunately I am not immune to the scorpy socpens propaganda. billy the puppet duck

Idk if it's just that I grew up in the advent of ytp but the seeming mass confusion over the 67 thing seems so performative to me. Like wtf do you mean you can't understand kids repeating something memetic just because they can? Mama Luigi would have killed you.

Being friends with a tgirl on hrt is awesome because it means I get shown boob growth progress pics MINIMUM once a week

stroke of penius

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

sent my DM a nice message complimenting his writing and storytelling abilities and he gave me DM inspiration for next session......

Weighed the boys and realized how funny having small animals is because I have to acknowledge things like "half an ounce overweight :/" Little men you're going on diets! Half an ounce!!!!!

this is now the THIRD time I have received a "good morning I love you" text from one of my friends that was not meant for me 🥰🩵 I love intercepting

Hanging out with transgender people is so cool and awesome

Made the cute lady laugh because I was trying to guess which shot was which based solely on feeling (i got it wrong but it's okay because she giggled)

Covid and flu shot genuinely do not hurt that much however I will be annoying all day about the fact that my arm is ever so SLIGHTLY sore

Microsoft teams is fun

U R MR GAY

When my political platform is entrenched in political violence but then it happens to me: noooooo not like that!

i recommend doing this. stuff's going around quick right now, and its all very very graphic and not for the feint of heart. this is some shit youd see on liveleaks in the 2000s be mindful of yalls mh, and dont say anything u dont want read back to u in a courtroom. be legal online.

Coworker is telling everyone that distractions are actually caused by evil spirits I fucking love having an in person job sometimes

My two best photos ended up being the blue ones. I can't escape my brand. #twrpband

Still not a good enough answer for not kissing Wendy on the head. I simply would have accepted the risk and died.

Doctor Sung: "Am I disgusting to you??? Do I offend you????" Me: looking him straight in the visor and nodding serenely

Cat sitting for my sister and I know where her security camera is

Undertale

listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas

deviantart users prepare to draw your favorite characters crowding around the TV either mourning or rejoicing

The trouble with getting excited about stuff is there's a significant amount of brain power that goes to the inward equivalent of wagging my tail crazy style and that means I am literally too excited to retain all the details

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

The irony of me blasting No Service in my headphones while also sitting at my office job answering emails

NEW TWRP ALBUM HAS DROPPED AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL GO GO GO GO GO!! twrp.bandcamp.com/album/the-lo...

Not a SINGLE furry in our company's IT team and i know this because if there was our servers would not be going down THIS much

Every vocaloid song is either like "i love you so much i have no choice but to tear off our skin" or "my favorite vegetable is yellow squash. Here are 16 dishes you can make with it at home"

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

thank you everyone who still makes art despite everything

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic