I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

Hell yeah bud never admit a mistake

happy pride give a trans person $50

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?

My 32 year old coworker just walked up to me, visibly stressed, and went "I just realized you might not know how to write in cursive". (I do) (He screamed in relief)

if you are someone who makes anything, anything at all, with your own real brain and hands, I respect you so so much and am begging you to keep doing it.

my tumblr for you page is entirely, and I mean *entirely* composed of transformers yaoi right now and I am.... perplexed.

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

🧍‍♂️

you would not believe your eyes

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

chat do we think this is safe to open up at work

both homo and trans of sexual

Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷‍♂️ #JustVibes

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

they guy who said "I thought it was a plate of dinner-meals falling to the ground" at the WHCD shooting sounds like Tommy from HLVRAI

hello wonderful person with any pronouns in your bio. That's awesome but I Do wanna check if you're doing that because you like all pronouns or because you feel like you need a safety net for people who don't "get it" instead of just using the ones that bring you joy

Someone in my office is currently eating something that smells exactly like my gerbil's wet food and I feel like that's not something I can say to somebody

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

this lawsuit is so fucking funny. get their asses.

*Calvin's dad voice* There are two types of gay people groups I've learned about and one is gay furry transgender faggot and then there's Instagram Gay

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Corporate landlords love not letting us have the AC turned on until it's 90 degrees in the building. And then they wait a few more days after that too.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

[not understanding why people are mad but excited to join in] Trump isn't Jesus Christ. I am

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- WE GOT EM.

Not to be all "woe is me" but last night I learned my one gerbil needs surgery or to be put down and this ticketmaster bullshit is just... Making everything worse. Especially since I call them my critters now because of TWRP. Like c'mon man.

TICKETMASTER I HATE YOU

Collecting these images to send them to my designated tgirl. As is my duty as the nonbinary friend.

and they are so valid for that

beaming a message 25 years into the past that the average american will get live body counts for geopolitical conflict from users on the same website images of pokemon with labia get posted to

For the anniversary show I really hope they do something special with the GROBB card. I'm a good little boy and bring it to every show please give me a treat

Hello friends! Guess who got to work on the anniversary poster? WOO HOO!! 1000th Anniversary Show One night only! At the Danforth Music Hall Toronto, ON August 22nd *THIS SHOW IS BEING FILMED AND RECORDED* TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY AT 10am EST: www.ticketmaster.ca/event/100064...

TWRP NATION HOW WE FEELIN'

walking into my friend discord servers like

Genuinely like, it's astounding to me we can get to the precipice of Trump glassing 92 million people and liberals are just like "TACO Tuesday knew he'd chicken out." Dude needs to be GONE

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

ppl on here are like "Yeah but if he really does go through with it the pristine and exemplary name of the United States will be forever besmirched... Both sides are hurt by this..." my brother in christ who exactly do you think dropped the first nukes in history

we used to post about games we loved bro. we used to be louder about what we loved. lets all be louder about what we love. no need to shout about how bad we think something is! shout about how wonderful you think something else is instead! YEAH!

Thinking about the Planet Booty situation again and, not to beat a dead horse, but my mom said she's disappointed in them. My MOM.