that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

this lawsuit is so fucking funny. get their asses.

*Calvin's dad voice* There are two types of gay people groups I've learned about and one is gay furry transgender faggot and then there's Instagram Gay

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Corporate landlords love not letting us have the AC turned on until it's 90 degrees in the building. And then they wait a few more days after that too.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

[not understanding why people are mad but excited to join in] Trump isn't Jesus Christ. I am

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- WE GOT EM.

trying to summon the band online with my critters like pspspspspspspsps what the fuck pspspspspspsps

Not to be all "woe is me" but last night I learned my one gerbil needs surgery or to be put down and this ticketmaster bullshit is just... Making everything worse. Especially since I call them my critters now because of TWRP. Like c'mon man.

TICKETMASTER I HATE YOU

Collecting these images to send them to my designated tgirl. As is my duty as the nonbinary friend.

and they are so valid for that

beaming a message 25 years into the past that the average american will get live body counts for geopolitical conflict from users on the same website images of pokemon with labia get posted to

anyway I'm tired I need Saturday to come faster for our D&D session. For my health.

For the anniversary show I really hope they do something special with the GROBB card. I'm a good little boy and bring it to every show please give me a treat

Hello friends! Guess who got to work on the anniversary poster? WOO HOO!! 1000th Anniversary Show One night only! At the Danforth Music Hall Toronto, ON August 22nd *THIS SHOW IS BEING FILMED AND RECORDED* TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY AT 10am EST: www.ticketmaster.ca/event/100064...

TWRP NATION HOW WE FEELIN'

walking into my friend discord servers like

Genuinely like, it's astounding to me we can get to the precipice of Trump glassing 92 million people and liberals are just like "TACO Tuesday knew he'd chicken out." Dude needs to be GONE

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

ppl on here are like "Yeah but if he really does go through with it the pristine and exemplary name of the United States will be forever besmirched... Both sides are hurt by this..." my brother in christ who exactly do you think dropped the first nukes in history

we used to post about games we loved bro. we used to be louder about what we loved. lets all be louder about what we love. no need to shout about how bad we think something is! shout about how wonderful you think something else is instead! YEAH!

Thinking about the Planet Booty situation again and, not to beat a dead horse, but my mom said she's disappointed in them. My MOM.

This one

good post

do you think he'll be my april fool 🥺

I’ve lived long enough for a new Dorohedoro season 💖

blessed by my favorite horse girl of all time 😌

Went to a used media store yesterday and someone had just turned in their entire chainsaw man manga collection. I see everyone is doing well.

tumblr user pjackk got deleted today and everyone is holding a vigil for him. I’ll miss him so much

Man I wonder why my body can't regulate its temperature ever <-- guy who has bad temperature regulation syndrome

fujimoto rn

waiting for today's chainsaw man chapter to drop....

im on woke 3 but whatever

Any use of genAI always reads to me like: “We just used a little bit of shit in our cake because we couldn’t afford chocolate.”

AI, like any market spec driven horseshit, relies so heavily on preying on total ignorance. If I need a placeholder texture I can take a picture with my phone and it won't look like a piece of shit dipped in atmospheric lighting that I'll just have to make a press release about later. And it's free!

(whispers) oh my god he's still going

AI is eroding us ✌️

anyway

One member of the band in particular has decided the move is to reenact this dril tweet

Open (Mike) Night

I'm gonna be so real, watching planet booty post that and then dig their heels in over it feels like watching a car crash. And then it combusts.