I’ve thankfully stayed free of any One Battle After Another spoilers before seeing the movie tonight, but whatever it’s about, I’m glad it’s going to give me a well-needed break from the problems of this country and any issues at hand. Anyway, me and my big popcorn are going into the theater

'one battle after another' was excellent, as p.t. does, and never in the nearly 3 hours did it feel slow. casting was *chef's kiss.* and there's a tiny bit of eureka included, though the setting is perfectly chaotic & fluid. gooooo.

shared with hairdresser that my costume this year is e.t. in drag. they shared a story wherein their older sister used to play an e.t. VHS on repeat whenever she didn't want them in the room because they were terrified by it. mom bought an e.t. doll for exposure therapy, which failed miserably.

cooper hoffman & david jonsson were pretty excellent in "the long walk." go see it, but be prepared to be shell-shocked & to probably close your eyes 30% of the time. definitely moving & interesting as a stephen king thing. youtu.be/3Q5L9bwyrSA?...

my posts are getting older & grumpier with each go. this is me morphing into a goblin golden girl.

the few times i've seen clockwork orange, i was too tired or blurry to take it in. i saw it tonight. jfc. i mean i know that's the point but the shining and 2001 are still in top place for me.

saw a comedian last night and ended up in the very front row, like, 4 feet away from him. husband is stoic af, so comedian stops at one point and says "you need to lighten up. you ok?" it gets really awkward, with comedian offering therapy and egging him to talk. i'm aware husband is very anxious.

at a new constellations show but I swear every other couple here has a guy behind a lady basically dry humping from the back and it's super fucking awkward and uncomfortable because i'm distracted by what i'm literally now seeing as actual dogs getting all up in that.

when in public waiting spaces & that one person is staring at you like "addicted to your phone huh?" and you're like "no, just extremely antisocial & having a crap day take the hint" and they just keep staring and now it's just a battle of me staring more intently at my phone to spite them.

the cost & surprise of everything relating to car maintenance can suck it. grrrrrrrr.

i'm doing this thing where i go to sleep and wake up at relatively reasonable hours and i'm not sure how to feel about it. this has not been the case in, oh, 40 years.

i'm getting "is that a sign on our neighbor's back roof? why wtf would they have a sign there? what does it say? i'm getting my binoculars" old. tween intercepted to explain that it's just a solar panel and i'm losing it.

sobbing kinder who just wants to go home looks through a chainlink fence in vain for his dad's truck that won't arrive for 2 hours: "his truck is brown. it has a big american flag waving in the back. and another big black flag that waves. and it has a bullet on it but it doesn't shoot up."

Kiss me I am full of existential dread

this little pattern on the ceiling makes me happy. (try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)

I would have done the same thing

brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon

sesame street is as punk as kathleen hanna is riot grrrl. fight me.

Self care tips: Go outside. Touch some grass. Swim in a river. Hug a tree. Realize the tree is actually a portal. Go through the portal into a land where you live in a mushroom and drink soup. Never be heard from again.

ALLEN! #MildHorror

28 BUSINESS DAYS LATER #MildHorror

A YARD SALE ON ELM STREET #MildHorror

Palestinians told you they were being killed at U.S.-run aid sites in Gaza. Israeli soldiers admitted they were killing Palestinians at those same sites. A U.S. security contractor who worked there said the aid sites were engineered death traps.

who has 3 thumbs and is watching the latest superman (again) at a morning matinee on a thursday because it's summer break and i have no life while my child is in electronic music camp? not me!

i don't care how old i am. describing myself as an orphan because both of my parents are dead thus conjuring up a liitle british child with a cup and/or annie will always be hilarious to me.

i dont need to fall asleep i need an avalanche of sleep that buries me alive

addicted to heavyweight. incredibly thoughtful, wry, and nostalgic. listen. to. it. now.

TLC can eat shit i love waterfalls

fantastic 4 (maybe) references, no spoilers? 1. 3 men & a baby 2. ghostbusters 2 vibes with baby & giant man dressed like genghis khan 3. the thing and his role in the bear

Just verified my age with Bluesky by screaming as I bend over to pick up the fork I dropped

Eddington is a divisive movie: it divides people into people who like Eddington and people who are wrong

of course i saw eddington for pedro, joaquin, and ari. glued to my seat the entire time. intense, riveting, and very wut just happened; aster is a conductor, wrecking trains everywhere and commenting on the tragic aftermath and curious onlookers.

My new trauma-based hip hop group Naughty By Nurture

yesss. puppets. and sci-fi. and silliness.

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

finally experienced x & pearl after seeing maxxxine last year. love when i watch a movie and my eyes are closed half the time.

According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans. President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.

my hammy vice

watched superman 3 & 4 tonight. lol to both, though sun radiation guy's nails are definitely enviable.

*sigh*

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Harold and Maude (1971) Black Comedy that’s also uplifting and has great music #FilmSky #Movies #Cinema

Forever

really not a fan of being grumpy af, yet here we are. apparently my tolerance for people today is next to nothing.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

back on my uke bullshit again.

stop it pedro your increasing attractiveness is killing me.

text to friend: i've had to skip through some of "nathan for you" due to a few penis jokes, but we've been cracking up at it all night/binged the first season. thank you for this gift.