Two doen. One more to go today. Already had a little cry. Don't want it to ennnndddd!! 😭

I mean not only did I get the fucking ENTERPRISE for Christmas... I also got these fabulous Gremlin PJs. Merry Crimbo, Bluesky! ❤️ 🎄 ❤️

My love, @dantoom.bsky.social 😍

Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck the Bondi shooters. Fuck the LNP. Fuck Trump.

Basically all I listen to is 90s music because probs the tism... Today Lullaby by Shawn Mullins came on my playlist and... That song hits way different in the light of all the Hollywood Epstein shit hey...

Our gerberas are almost as pretty as our Gremlin. 😍

I got the jobbbbbb!! 😃

Gowron says Merry Christmas, and Glory To Your Vulva!

December 17 is international day to end violence against sex workers In the 30 yrs I've been an advocate and activist, I've seen incredible change in laws, legislation and attitudes. It's a source of great pride, and frustration that so many SWs still have to fight. Sex work is real work. ❤️ ☂️ ❤️

No, Albo. As a Jewish Australian I don't want your arms wrapped around me.. I want your arms manufacturers to stop sending parts to Israel. I want your arms to let go of Netanyahu. I want your arms to embrace the family and communities of both Ahmed Ahmed, and the victim's. I don't need your hugs.

Apologies to those wanting a nice, clear afternoon/evening... But I just washed my car AND hung a load of washing out, so I'm afraid I may have fucked that up for you.

Alright, Bluesky. Send me all the good vibes! I'm about to walk into a job interview! Eeek!

Skully Giles getting into the Christmas spirit. 🎄

Still a rapist and a loser, huh, Brucie...

No, I won't be boycotting stranger things because of a few cast member's thoughts on Israel. Why punish an entire cast and crew and team because of a few cunts with brainwashed ideas? Don't watch if you don't want to. But stop getting all high horsey to me about it.

You know in Grease where Sonny is gonna tell Principal McGee exactly what he thinks of her, but just boot licks when she's there and Danny says, "Sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny!" That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani. 😅

Who knows the how, what, where etc of finding/buying a "Jail Broken" 3DS or DSI? Thanks in advance...

Jesus. I didn't watch it, but if you're still on the "Australians aren't racist" side of the colonising wall, go read the comments on any Golden Bachelor post. Fuck I hate this place sometimes.

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough or louder, or stronger with all my Jewishness, Israel. Absolute, murderous, lying,corrupt, hateful, colonising, terrorist cunts. And that's just my fucking Zio family members... #FreePalestine #FromTheRiverToTheSeaAlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸

How long til SS Ley is eliminated from the car crash reality of the Libs? And will Batchy Hastie get the poison rose next? Who else is there? That funny looking man-boy who looks like a sixth grader cosplaying Gareth Evans? Screechy Cash? 🤔 I've heard inanimate carbon rods do okay in polls 😅

Ugh. When did ING stop refunding atm fees? What a joke. Any banks left that don't? Or are they all pigs now?

The number of scenarios these cunts invent to cry-wank into their perceived oppression never ceases to amaze me Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator! Bless 😅

Susssssssan should have just ran with, "I bet Albo can't name three Joy Division songs from that album".

So, let me get this straight... SS Sussssssan, who CHOSE to put those two very suspicious letters together, wants to lecture Albo, a man who's made no secret of his 90s music love, on a band tshirt almost everyone his age owns. 😅 Get a fucking real job, Sussssssan #NotALeaderJustALiberal #auspol

Stop saying Nonce Andrew has been evicted. He has not been evicted. He has just moved into another fuck-off fancy million dollar property. Also stop saying he's been stripped of his titles while still calling him fucking prince. Disgraceful media. Disgraceful world.

These cunts have stolen my work, my words, and my fucking good mood. I'm so fucking angry Not enough for my sex ed career to have slowly died a slow painful death, now I have to deal with cunts like this Bombard them Report them Comment on what shit cunt fucks they are So fucking mad right now.

There is no movie death more violently undeserved and unnecessarily gratuitous than the nanny in Jurassic World. Like wtf why did they do her like that??

Grade four girl: Hey, Eva, do you follow God? Me: Like on Insta? G: No, do you believe in God? Me: Which one? There are thousands! G: Like Jesus? Me: Jesus isn’t a god. G: Oh *long pause* Do you like Taylor Swift? Me: Sure. I mean, I totally believe in her anyway. G: You're so weird. 😅

Fuck Israel. How dare they ban celebrations while cheering their own. What right do they have? Fuck your two state bullshit too. That implies equality. There will never be equality with colonisers. I hate this timeline and the complicity of hate, genocide and the imbalance of power. Fuck it all.

My favourite conspiracy theory today is that they're announcing Trump getting the vaccines and boosters because he's actually just about to die and they can then blame the vaccines... Look, as long as he's dead...

Showing my solidarity every day I can, in any way I can. From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be. #ThisIsNotAWatermelon #FreePalestine

Ventured into the outside bit of the simulation today. Was lovely! Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans. 10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.

Awesome day out. Caught another rainbow! Now we have two for dinner! Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️

Continuing my long-held tradition of taking selfies where I look cute in the foreground, while my love, @dantoom.bsky.social, does something cool and blurred in the background. Also he caught a fishy!

Get you a man who takes you to the mountains for HIS birthday, and buys YOU a fuckin kick arse, always wanted, present! There's gold in them there hills! Probs more Gold XXX caps, but still! Ima going treasure hunting! 😅 Yes, I have miner's rights No, I'm not sharing my gold. Call me Smaug.

New keyring, who dis? 😃

Was my gorgeous man's 50th birthday party this evening. I made the cake... Inspired by Bilbo, but only half the number of candles. 😅

Texts from my kid. 😃

Charlie Kirk fans sure do hate Charlie Kirk quotes. 😅 Seriously what the fuck is this timeline.

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

Look what my amazing man, @dantoom.bsky.social, made for me!! 😍

Tea box made from Red Gum, Pine and Merbau with a marble handle. Very happy with the finish. #woodwork #handcrafted #productdesign #teadrinkers #tea

Ouch. That hurt.

Surely it's not just me...

I think I must be the only Australian who doesn't "get" Paul Kelly. I just... don't. Joe and Rita are as boring as his fucking music and I seriously don't give a fuck about gravy, letters, or doors. At least Joe is dead now. Seriously. Am I un-Australian, or is it a bit emperor's new clothes?

It's amazing how so many thousands and thousands of Palestinians "are Hamas" according to Israel - young children, teenagers, doctors, journalists, pet donkeys, all Hamas - and yet Israel can't seem to extinguish the omniscient Hamas It's almost as if what Israel claims isn't actually true

I have deleted my Facebook app off my phone. Feel twenty tonnes lighter already. Keep in touch here or on Messenger. 😀

The... what? 😅

Question... Has anyone on my feed ever bought a house using the Victorian Home Buyer Fund? Can I pick your brain? Cheers.