thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

*taps the sign* bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

Skull ✅ Boobs ✅

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I got into work this morning and made the questionable decision to tell my colleagues about the fact that sexy watto is flooding my feed this morning and I feel like they're looking at me different now

Undertale

My Bluesky timeline is so divided.

here i updated this graph on how i judge art with some cultural reference points to help

Monster Hunter Wilds Gore Magala ✦

Forget everything. Open the windows. Clear the room. The wind blows through it. You see only its emptiness, you search in every corner and don't find yourself.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Genuinely get fucked

gas lighting is still the major way people create light indoors. electricity? what the fuck are u talking about. what is that. you're fucking crazy dude

Wow we’re having “games are art” discourse again! Just gonna leave this here. From my dissertation:

Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art

My lil art wall is coming together!! Top Left - @kim-hu.com Bottom Left - @rexpo.bsky.social Top Right and photo below - @caldermoore.bsky.social Bottom Right - Official Art for Disco Elysium Centre - My friend Annabelle who isn't on bluesky!

Hey putting it out there, Disco Elysium is like the most important game ever to me, but dont play the mobile version that's releasing in a few days. The actual devs and writers of the original game were fucked over by the publisher, and this mobile version is a shameful exploitation of their passion

The Iron Giant - poster for Mondo's SDCC exclusive last year. Acryla gouache on paper - the original is looking for a home I still have some signed Artist Proofs if you want the poster itself! What childhood movie makes you weep? I feel like The Iron Giant hits harder than most.

Hearing my neighbour getting railed this morning while I'm starting the day by asking myself questions for therapy purposes I'm taking a deep dive into myself and they're taking a deep dive into someone else I can't believe we're so in sync

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

I think a lot about Disco Elysium's take on centrism. The writers are scathing in their critique of every ideology under the sun, no one spared - but none receive such venom as MORALISM. Even nationalism & fascism are treated as mostly pathetic, emasculating - centrism is the true face of terror.

important life hack for video games

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

Cool, uninstalled

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

ill remove you. block you unfriend you.

Wow, Blue Prince really opens up once you get the railgun

Reminder:

You're telling me there's an Elysium? That's Disco?? 🕺

My coworker had a call today where a client asked him over the phone if he likes dogs, and then when my coworker answered the client told him to shut the fuck up I'm deceased like what kind of sick power play is this

wow look at all of these better alternatives to Adobe that exist ask me about Pixelart programs if interested in that aspect specifically because you *definitely* don't need PS for that, lol

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

I don’t want to hear one fucking person tell me ever again that “abolish ICE” is too radical as a stance or a slogan

Reminder that za/um is made up of businesspeople that stole disco elysium from the creators, kicked them out of the company, are currently suing them, and are making a mobile game of disco elysium Do not pay money for DE, and do not give za/um a cent otherwise www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

I don't know how but I ended up having to explain the 'She ___ on my ___ til I ___' joke format at work today and I've never had a job that's made me feel so chronically online compared to everyone around me I swear to god

Happy one year anniversary to my favorite tweet I ever made

Do you think if I stole Rayman's shoes he'd be able to chase after me

Hunting dragons ❤️‍🩹

hey, are you doomscrolling? fuck yeah, refresh that shit, i bet there are new posts by now