Men with Big Naturals

DARK SOULS II

Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

it takes 3 hours to sufficiently gaslight a teen so hard they have a violent depressive episode that leads to them reluctantly accepting their death as a catalyst to revive a teen the world deems more important

The only thing ChatGPT ever does.

Why am I so against generative AI in games? Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

What in the fuck do you mean companies are deciding it's cool to scorch the earth because they don't want their placeholder text to say 'Placeholder'

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

im gonna fuck your dad a seven nation army couldnt hold me back im gonna beat him off takin my time right behind his back

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

strangely inspirational

People believe that when you're LGBTIQ+ you come out once, but the reality is that every time you meet a new person, you have to study them to decide if it's a safe space to say it or not

Great job, everyone, we did it again

joke blindness is no laughing matter.

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

*taps the sign* bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

Skull ✅ Boobs ✅

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I got into work this morning and made the questionable decision to tell my colleagues about the fact that sexy watto is flooding my feed this morning and I feel like they're looking at me different now

Undertale

My Bluesky timeline is so divided.

here i updated this graph on how i judge art with some cultural reference points to help

Monster Hunter Wilds Gore Magala ✦

Forget everything. Open the windows. Clear the room. The wind blows through it. You see only its emptiness, you search in every corner and don't find yourself.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Genuinely get fucked

gas lighting is still the major way people create light indoors. electricity? what the fuck are u talking about. what is that. you're fucking crazy dude

Wow we’re having “games are art” discourse again! Just gonna leave this here. From my dissertation:

Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art

My lil art wall is coming together!! Top Left - @kim-hu.com Bottom Left - @rexpo.bsky.social Top Right and photo below - @caldermoore.bsky.social Bottom Right - Official Art for Disco Elysium Centre - My friend Annabelle who isn't on bluesky!

Hey putting it out there, Disco Elysium is like the most important game ever to me, but dont play the mobile version that's releasing in a few days. The actual devs and writers of the original game were fucked over by the publisher, and this mobile version is a shameful exploitation of their passion

The Iron Giant - poster for Mondo's SDCC exclusive last year. Acryla gouache on paper - the original is looking for a home I still have some signed Artist Proofs if you want the poster itself! What childhood movie makes you weep? I feel like The Iron Giant hits harder than most.

Hearing my neighbour getting railed this morning while I'm starting the day by asking myself questions for therapy purposes I'm taking a deep dive into myself and they're taking a deep dive into someone else I can't believe we're so in sync

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

I think a lot about Disco Elysium's take on centrism. The writers are scathing in their critique of every ideology under the sun, no one spared - but none receive such venom as MORALISM. Even nationalism & fascism are treated as mostly pathetic, emasculating - centrism is the true face of terror.

important life hack for video games

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

Cool, uninstalled