Replaced is something else, man. Every single frame is an immaculate vibe. The aesthetic and detail is astounding, the atmosphere abundant. I wish I could pour this whole thing into a glass and drink it. My word.

Did not expect to like Masters of the Universe. Unbelievably, really quite liked Masters of the Universe.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Debra Wilson is to video game casts what garlic is to an ingredient in a recipe. Man, this is really good... what is that flavor? Oh, it's Debra Wilson? Of course it's Debra Wilson. Every time I like something new, it turns out it's just because of the high Debra Wilson content. Can't even be mad.

What I need is FFXV-2. all my boys in short shorts rolling around in their beach cruiser doing side quests, just vibes, no world saving. There are 1000 new recipes and 500 more fish to catch. You can take cute selfies with every boss monster. There's a bros-only swimsuit contest

Elicited a genuine cry of surprise and dismay upon reading this. What a fun career. He was always a true delight to watch work. May his memory be a blessing.

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

In many ways, there is no better music for the gym. None at all.

June 1st

Before I get into anything else qualitative, I was completely dazzled on a technical level by that training montage in 007: First Light.

new glasses new glasses new glasses.

Replayed this scene again in Fallen Order last night and started crying, in-case you're wondering how strongly I feel about BD-1.

Not it, Hideo. Not it at all.

When I said I was sick of hearing about Wes Streeting, the monkey paw must have curled a finger because now I have to hear about TONY FUCKING BLAIR again!?!?

Ohhh those Bond reviews 👀

We desperately need air conditioning as standard in UK homes. It is some real capitalist hell that makes offices the only habitable places for several months of the year. We are not that silly little rainy country anymore.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

Worshipping my air conditioner like I'm a Warboy and it's a mighty V8 engine.

HEAD OF TEETH

It was such a joy to chat with Jon and Sagar about (initially) world-building, and then (I hope organically) freewheel off all over the place. I am, as in the Kaleidoscope itself, awed to be in the presence of my betters. I hope you enjoy meandering, because you are going to hear me meandering.

New Kaleidoscope episode! This week, Total War and Star Wars Jedi alumnus @petestewart.bsky.social joins us to dig into worldbuilding: how do we use detail -- and how do we use the empty space? www.inklestudios.com/kaleidoscope...

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Everybody here

Tom Kane was the voice of Star Wars for an entire generation. Cartoons, videogames, TV shows. When I was growing up I couldn't move for his welcome and iconic voice in Star Wars media. -- an absolute legend. May he rest in peace.

Started spending some time with an old friend yesterday.

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

I accidentally two coffee no lunch'd myself and uh oh.

I am 37 today! 🎉

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

There's an outside chance after all of this that Ed Miliband ends up as Prime Minister and that would be both unbelievably hilarious and also kind of my preferred outcome.

There's a joke about NHS waiting times and Wes Streeting's interminable Schrödinger's leadership challenge but I can't be bothered to put the effort into it.

There isn't a week that's gone by in the year since Andor finished where I haven't thought about it.

Honestly, I know we're caught between the devil and the deep blue sea, but if Starmer just unceremoniously fired Wes Streeting, that would probably give him about 3 extra months grace with me.

Rest in Peace to Michael Pennington. Whatever lies beyond this world, may you be forever doubling your efforts.

wait no way, wes streeting wants to be prime minister? that's crazy i had no idea, he's been so subtle and careful and it.

There are at least 10 trans councillors elected so far today according to the trans greens Instagram account which is nice ☺️☺️☺️

I know it's not the biggest story out of yesterday's elections, but I think it's also pretty clear to me that the First Past the Post system is going to significantly hasten our oblivion in a world of five-party competitive elections.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

I guess I must simply be not too precious about Star Fox as a franchise because I was not immediately disgusted by what I saw. Unlike, it seems, the rest of the internet.

if Gwendoline Christie ever disappoints may I not see it. may the gods turn away the sight from me.

We have friends everywhere.

Mark well and listen. Today and every day, I am endlessly appreciative and constantly humbled to be just one of many custodians of characters that inspire such love, support, and creativity from so many people. They are everyone's characters, ours and yours. May the Force be with you all. 🧡

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

Tesco, emailing me this terrifying motherfucker to me on a Sunday morning is an act of war, what the fuck, no I will not meet Plumbert I will destroy Plumbert

we all know I have no life, so:

In LA for a week for work and it is inexplicably raining. Did I do this??? Do I have this power????