OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT

meticulously labelling every bad thing the United States has ever done 'un-American' then bolting the gates of my Mind Palace with a gentle smile, secure in the knowledge that I live in the Good Country

It’s always “catboys” and not “bitter aged cat men who go off to find a metaphorical corner to die in, away from everyone else” If you wanna compare men to cats at least follow it to its conclusion

they are feeding him a powerful compound

*looks at a couple^ so which of you is the heat source and which of you is the heat sink?

a goose is a type of all-terrain vehicle

Spread the word. The world is coming to an end. But it's nothing to worry about.

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

“I asked ChatGPT” jokes on you I stood amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and asked the ghosts, and silence was their answer.

sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.

What is the best mewithoutyou song and why is it Elephant in the Dock?

As millennials, we like Gen X also drank from the hose, but the hose was ideology

Watching electronics modding and restoration videos is a real mixed bag because they’re doing some cool shit but also their soldering skills often feel like gore to me

Drunk driving? Oh you mean: drunk normal. Just a glimpse into how driving my mind has become…

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

I was thinking about how annoying ‘bald’ chants are in AEW and then I was thinking about how we always call our cat small and I don’t really draw but I had to make a mockup.

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

They always say poob has it for you, but does poob have a reason to go on?

Would the modern Nick Carroway be a grungler?

Maybe this is projection but I think Harry DuBois would have fw the dolls

Never thought much about them but honestly? I kinda fw the Beach Boys.

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

We’re leaving this stuff behind in Woke 2

the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the superstructure reinforces the base shapes the supe

Walking by the middle-aged chud in the breakroom watching reels with his phone speaker on and I can hear his brain frying in real time

Hey man do you think it might be possible that the US war machine, which is the largest single polluter on the planet, might have something to do with this whole climate change thing? Can you walk and chew gum at the same time or is the concept that issues are connected too hard for you?

A bird’s true shape is unknowable….

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Thinking about the time the phlebotomist (blood thief) had to give me a treat the last time I got blood work (it works just fine, thank you) because apparently I was about to pass out

DINK VENUS ??

who wants to experience ennui with me outside the 1000th wawa

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

hot dog detonation in my microwave tonight i hear meaty explosions and i know the time is right

Having grown up in the next town over I have to state: This part of New Jersey is a poison swamp level. If nihilism had a holy land, it would be here.

oops the lake ran out of water

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

wonderful portrayal, however I have already dozed off in my comfiest outfit in front of my roaring fireplace while you are still out in the ice kingdom casting spells so which one of us really won here

dudes be listening to the girlfriends album all the way through and think about men 🤨 (im dudes)

Complaining about AI agents and your Marylander friend is like “tell me more about this OpenClaw” 🙄

If your boss ever says “10x” to you, whatever you do after should be considered self defense

to be on the left is to oppose imperialism in all its forms, full stop, but especially American imperialism, which is the greatest force of evil and reaction in the world. doesn’t matter how much you despise whichever regime it is or want your treats

Drinking that shit that made Harry DuBois join the Homosexual Underground. I’m drunk on that shit that makes me forget everything. Porch Rocker? More like porch collapse. I’m sipping this and seeing Mesque cinema from before the antecentennial revolution. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

Young people used to have Zayn and One Direction. Now, all they have left are Zyn and no direction 😔

mfw security doesn't allow my light up wawa foam sticks, but my light up katanas and leatherman make it in

Found an incredible image

Smash the fucking looms

i have absolutely zero patience for people referring to any actions of congress + democratic politicians as "harm reduction." take that phrase out of your vocabulary