hot dog detonation in my microwave tonight i hear meaty explosions and i know the time is right

Having grown up in the next town over I have to state: This part of New Jersey is a poison swamp level. If nihilism had a holy land, it would be here.

oops the lake ran out of water

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

wonderful portrayal, however I have already dozed off in my comfiest outfit in front of my roaring fireplace while you are still out in the ice kingdom casting spells so which one of us really won here

dudes be listening to the girlfriends album all the way through and think about men 🤨 (im dudes)

Complaining about AI agents and your Marylander friend is like “tell me more about this OpenClaw” 🙄

If your boss ever says “10x” to you, whatever you do after should be considered self defense

to be on the left is to oppose imperialism in all its forms, full stop, but especially American imperialism, which is the greatest force of evil and reaction in the world. doesn’t matter how much you despise whichever regime it is or want your treats

Drinking that shit that made Harry DuBois join the Homosexual Underground. I’m drunk on that shit that makes me forget everything. Porch Rocker? More like porch collapse. I’m sipping this and seeing Mesque cinema from before the antecentennial revolution. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

Young people used to have Zayn and One Direction. Now, all they have left are Zyn and no direction 😔

mfw security doesn't allow my light up wawa foam sticks, but my light up katanas and leatherman make it in

Found an incredible image

Smash the fucking looms

i have absolutely zero patience for people referring to any actions of congress + democratic politicians as "harm reduction." take that phrase out of your vocabulary

Nothing is said in the telegram about the seven and the six.

Oh child of empire, Ask not for whom the boot treads, Suckle at its sole

And I believe this moment calls for gri(f)t

Students at Jimmy Donaldson’s Seminary: Mr. Beast Priestables

Mr. Beast Yeastables™ Active Dry Yeast

If God still bestows His blessings upon the Earth, His hands are busy in Brasil.

If you think about it, the missile knows *who* it is because it knows where it is. To the missile, who it is is where it is.

This looks like a sick lineup. Notaflof?

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Would The Friend think we should trade AJ Brown?

Do you think The Public Universal Friend would have liked football?

Would have loved to kick back with The Public Universal Friend back in the day

Drinking 3 glasses of water and feeling my frame rate double

need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.

This is what many of us have been saying for years now, that the Israeli genocide is the same thing as cops in the US is the same thing as cops anywhere. Israel and the US in a closed feedback loop testing the boundaries and giving each other permission back and forth, liberal and conservative alike

The biggest mistake that guy who flew too close from the sun made was that he wanted to experience flying for himself. He would probably still be alive if he just experienced it through his father icariously

You find the portal to the Ark under that thing?

“well maduro is also a bad guy—“ silence marvel movie watcher

“Maduro is an illegitimate dictator but…” No, silence. You are an imperialist running dog. Enjoy your meal of flesh and bone. You got what you wanted.

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

It's a country of monsters, out to drink the blood of the rest of mankind. There's no point in denying what's in front of all of us.

happy blue sphere

Look, we all loved Old World Blues, but I don’t actually want a sadistic pyromaniac toaster or a flirty light switch like what are we doing here

Can I come over an look at you like this?

Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate

A small victory for people and direct services organizations who help their unhoused neighbors in California: As of January 1, it should (theoretically!) be illegal to punish people for offering outreach and support.

Mutual aid is just something “leftists” do to make themselves feel better and doesn’t actually change anything. Unlike my Poasting, which is Important and Should Be Taken Seriously.

My friend Mike’s prediction for 2026: #gasleaknation

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Have you paid for your burrito yet? You can pay on Torbi. It's literally 4 easy payments on sezzle. It's on Glurko! with 0% interest. It's literally on kasho. You can probably pay for it on vertoo. Dude it's on Klarna. They let you pay on paymeyou.

shrimply havin’ a wonderful christmas brine