There’s nothing he can do that will make me not want to see what’s in the Epstein files.

Ep 1 8:52 fridge 9:21 flip phone 13:15 folder 25:21 door 51:22 drawer

Good morning. youtu.be/XHhAHiLZ8dU?...

Just started watching The Closer for the first time and I want a compilation video of every time Kyra Sedgwick closes anything (door, cabinet, drawer, etc) during all 7 seasons. @robbyleewilliams.bsky.social fears this is an original idea.

Morning.

Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.

2025 Songwriter Showcase starts at 12pm ET TODAY on Twitch (link in bio) Come hear some wildly diverse original music made by some of the loveliest people on the internet.

Looking back, everyone will one day realize that all that woke stuff was right. Unfortunately, being right won’t erase the suffering.

I think I'm going back to ignoring geopolitics and enjoying small pleasures until they drop bombs outside my house

Hi I had my first lesson with a new composition/theory student today and it was a nice reminder that I rly enjoy teaching people how to make music! And good news, I have room for a few new students! Feel free to email or DM me to learn more 🩷🎼

Someday I’ll attend my first MAGFest.

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

If you wanted to write more songs this year, here’s a prompt and a deadline. You’re welcome.

I only wrote 5 things last year. I’m gonna aim for 6 this year. #babysteps

Ok, I guess. Let’s go around again.

Just popping in to see if it happened yet.

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.

all these incompetent people in the current regime are ruining my ability to have suspension of disbelief when watching procedurals that rely on government competence as a major plot device

Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Wishing everyone a very leave twitter

Merychippus everyone!

Merry Christmas Eve! I’m performing Britten’s Ceremony of Carols as part of the service at Concordia Church Chicago at 5pm Central and you can listen to it LIVE (or later) here: www.youtube.com/live/7EGaP0Z...

Queen.

Born too early to have my brain nuked by technology. Born too late to have my brain nuked by technology. Born just in time to watch kids and old people be driven insane by chat bots

My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it

I knew a psychiatrist who observed part of the problem: "Mothers love their sons and train their daughters." Daughters who are uplifted by their Moms to become their own person are likely mourning the lack of men who would appreciate them.

A high of 45 today? This isn’t Chicago. This is Chiami.

team cherry: yea after a certain point we had to tell ourselves to stop making stuff so we could release the game also team cherry: we're still making stuff for the game anyway and it'll be a free update. fuck you.

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

I won’t overeat at the office holiday party I won’t overeat at the office holiday party I won’t overeat at the office holiday party I won’t overeat at the office holiday party I won’t overeat at the office holiday party I won’t overeat at the office holiday party

Fingers: [play a complicated passage pretty easily] Brain: hey how are we doing that Me: no brain, I beg of you, don’t— Brain: too late, we’re overthinking things now Fingers: yeah so we can’t play this passage anymore

I need to muster up this kind of audacity.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Good morning from Dubuque, IA

Walked into a cafe in Dubuque, IA this morning and Vaughan Williams’ Lark Ascending is playing and that is certainly one way to bless your morning.

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If you like my music and would like to support my work, please consider buying an album from Bandcamp! One sale is worth more than many thousands of streams. Thank you! hollandalbright.bandcamp.com/album/2025 #bandcamp #bandcampFriday #composer #dtm #vgm #newmusic #neoclassical #musiciansky

Hey so I don’t like this.

Chicago.

I have a 90 minute break between holiday gigs in the same building. Make your selection.

being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate

Sledding amongst skyscrapers in #Chicago on an incredibly snowy Novemeber day

Holy shit. Written in 1911. I had to listen to it twice. youtu.be/DHu28izY-28?...

Ain’t buying shit today.

Fuck it. Release the Kraken.

You could doom scroll for 45 minutes or listen to this with me. youtu.be/A2P_16uWMbg?...

Ok but why.

It’s all just a bit much, isn’t it? The sheer malevolence and mendacity and mediocrity of this handful of people, who all know each other and protect each other; and just the way they’ll keep getting away with it right out in the open. It’s all a bit much.

Anyone know if the next rapture has been scheduled yet?