Fun fact, I had the absolute pleasure of designing and laying out this year's @magfest.org main stage lineup poster! (And no generative AI was used or required at all bc I'm not a dingus!) I believe you'll be able to get these physically in person at Rock Island. Please snag one!

The best part of Ian playing in owlbear is, by far, the fact that he bought a mesh shirt to wear on stage

Never been closer to suplexing a preteen than when I got juked out for the bathroom today

SATURDAY MAGFEST 2:30PM XP STAGE you WILL raise hell and you WILL praise dale

Live look at me trying to figure out what the hell is happening in Blue Prince

We know you're stoked on MAGfest but here's something else worth getting excited for this month- we're opening for Crunk Witch in SF! It's just $10 in advance! In THIS economy????

Age of Imprisonment getting me in the honey nut feelios was not something I anticipated

Elegant

Too bad, slopguy

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

How to use ultra wide monitors for gaming

what a fucking headline

"We aren't going to stream our set because we're afraid we might beef it" is an enormously weird statement to make IMO (not to mention, terrible marketing!) Straight up I was having a full blown panic attack for three+ hours before the Premium Vintage mainstage slot last year and we still streamed!

god came down and said

my gut biome is in absolute shambles right now

CREW APPRECIATION POST MAGFest is soon, and last year @gunderslam.bsky.social came in clutch to take a band photo! (You should go see his band btw, first act to open Main Stage on Thursday at 5:40 PM!)

Good meowning

Today, it's Friday, in California.

Every single article about a retail chain going out of business after a private equity buyout is like "We will never know why he passed away so young. Also unrelatedly he ate 30 cartons of cigarettes a day"

おせちもいいけどカレーもね🍛

you don't know me

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

general 2026 goals: -see more friends -stress less -hike more -play some games -actually start my solo album fr this time

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

We are SO back

We’re a week away from MAGFest, so here’s a look at the lineup of Exceptional Goblins for our Super set! Can’t wait for everyone to hear what we have in store!

Minor new year miracle, the electric kettle @wildvulture.bsky.social got me for xmas 5 years ago decided to fully work again. For the last week the auto-shutoff was just not kicking in, so it would keep boiling and you'd have to go turn it off yourself. An annoyance!

Zohran Mamdani is now the mayor of New York City, so, naturally, I wrote about Promise Mascot Agency. www.polygon.com/mamdani-gras...

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Not only do we get Macaulay Culkin in Fallout but they gave him the coldest out of context line.

First post of 2026

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

In 2026 I promise. I will get worse. At what???? Who knows. But something worse is coming and its coming from ME

I had two (2) alcoholic beverages and crab pasta, I'm going to play Age of Imprisonment until i cannot feel my hands, I feel incredible

What if America was a cigarette store just over the border in Indiana

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

It's @neoncowell.bsky.social's birthday today and I couldn't be luckier to have finished another trip around the sun with this guy. Every day I get to wake up next to Ian is a great one and I can't wait for many more years of goblin activity from this man! Happy birthday, handsome~ 🎉

Was looking back at the year and almost completely forgot we released this! Which is wild, because it absolutely fucks! nostoppingepoch.bandcamp.com/album/the-ne...

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

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I don't like self-driving cars

The stupid work arguments continue right outside my closed office door so I'm just hanging out enjoying the nonsense lmfao

Any discussion of how a few actors are protesting Trump's takeover of the Kennedy Center has to consider how Republicans have tried to slash social spending for the arts — and denigrate the arts and humanities as legitimate fields — since at least Reagan, if not longer.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Today's intrusive thought: why was there a timpani roll in the introduction of Liquid Dreams by O-Town??? Why did they do that??