My one mag regret is that I got to meet Johnny Gioeli but didn't have a glossy 8x10 of this image for him to sign. Next time.

Dear god please grant me 1% of the completely unearned confidence that Vinnie Vincent has. I would be unstoppable

This dude rules

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

We deserve a queer community where we all pick each other up

I'm going to walk into the ocean

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

The "looking back at 2016" trend is interesting because in 2016 I was working a job where I was criminally underpaid (rest in piss, Diamond) and I got engaged to a guy who ended up being a terminally angry alcoholic, who I would divorce after six years

He helped

I think this is the only thing magfest was missing this year

Big time Saturday night

He just took a turbo shit and now he's just staring at me like it's my fault

Pathetic meat suit has been restored

Always fun to find some of my old books in the wild

Pampering myself today with a pedicure and a massage 😌 it has been much too long since I've gotten either

Sign me the fuck up honestly, I'm into all of this

baby

BIENVENIDOS I fucking killed Toad and I'll do it again

Do you ever just wake up one day and decide to kill Toad and send him straight to hell on a Disneyland ride? Anyway:

Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with

Sure, I can't feel my face due to getting my mouth blasted at the dentist for two hours, but we're gonna still have a good weekend bc I'm getting a pedicure and a massage tomorrow 😤

the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent

Megaman Zero -GBA, Capcom, 2002

Still thinking about Her

This is gimmick infringement.

Ian is gone for the weekend

WIP of the ingame map. Decided to make it part of the next update. It's (mostly) pixel accurate, so it will be able to display NPC positions and allow fast travel. (In Serious Mode, fast travel costs a few minutes.)

Every single fucking time, I swear.

Look at this absolute queen

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.

Shhh his show is on

All I plan on doing at vgm con is seeing the homies, hosting the event's stupidest panel, and playing commander. Hope to see you there

this is genuinely incredible

Insert Song - Digimon: The Movie (Fox Kids Edit, 2000) One Week - Barenaked Ladies #Anime #Animesky #InsertSong #TopOPED #Digimon #DigimonAdventure #AkiyoshiHongō #Toei #ToeiAnimation

Always funny to me when literal show bookers say they wanna see my bands play. Like my brother in christ YOU HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

I would like to personally thank every person who took photos of my hot ass boyfriend at MAGfest, as I've been howling like a tex avery wolf at every one

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

This is happening one week from today! We can't wait! Come party with us at Hotel Utah!

Imagine being a republican in the year 2k26 like lmao how embarrassing for you

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

a ham sandwich

the Zaku I & II

was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT