I was showing my coworker the cast of Kirby Air Riders and got to Daroach, and she said he "looks like he knows how to talk to the ladies"

What do you mean........... (Note: These are messages saying there is AI code used in SAMMI)

We're outside #We'reOutside

You know what time it is

TONIGHT......... ring racers weeklies returns. maybe only for this week though. come see what's new at the house of cream's mom at 9:30 PM PST (maybe slightly later) twitch.tv/evan_online

Three white boys behind me on the bus were talking about the various diseases they all caught at the same place, transitioning seamlessly into talking about the stock market. Such fascinating creatures

60° when I go to work, 30° when I leave. What gives

#fact #true #realshit #facts #100emoji #truthnuke #factsonly #truth #real

Lowkey I'm just like Rick The Hamster tho. People are saying it

(seeing beautiful sakura petals fall from the tree, blowing in the wind) These particle effects are crazy

I guess if they have Kirby's coworker at the office say some shit like "guess we're some kind of air riders now, huh" then I'll know how y'all feel about Metroid

Can't stop thinking about the yummy yummy birria ramen I had yesterday

if you want custom music for your project you can actually just do this & it will work

Fuck Schumer

New album out now. Link in the thread. #hiphop #atlanta #abstractrap #boombap

It's awesome whenever somebody likes a post I made months ago that they clearly found by namesearching something like "Gubble" or "Aristotle Means" (both real examples)

Yup

My executive dysfunction is going crazy lately lol I can't even go to bed when I want to, I'll just stay up

(on the phone) No, no, Penis Cheney died years ago, that's a different guy. No, DICK Cheney. Yeah, the vice president

This person took this when they called the race

how it feels

Also if anyone's really trying to be mad about who was or was not booked for main stage why don't we put that energy into exploring why 10 of the 13 acts are headed up by white men (and the remaining three are two white women and one POC) 🤔

Might turn up for Penis Cheney tonight on stream. Considering it

Can this baseball game last forever please

www.kartkrew.org/news/2025-11... hey check this out

The Spirit Halloween is playing an EDM remix of Disturbed's cover of The Sound of Silence. It sucks in here

They really did it. They booked The Megas, The Protomen, AND Bit Brigade. The whole trifecta. Wow

I like Ovrkast's music but there's always a moment when he drops a new song and I read his name and see Outkast and become hopeful

Found out that Legends Z-A has an electroswing song in it. Game sucks

Anybody know any good RTSs that're good on Steam Deck? I've had a hunger but nothing satisfies

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I keep having to stop myself from thinking about The Confusing Politics & Worldview of Zapdramatics Games

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Updates in Sadness

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

They did Steam Sale-itis to music, it's wild

New GM at my job told me he and his boyfriend are dressing as Bowser and Luigi on Halloween for "the Bowuigi ship" (his words). Based

I was reminded of Travis Touchdown's FUCK RACISM hoodie and immediately pictured an Agnes Tachyon-looking anime girl wearing it and holding a cigarette in one hand and a can of Monster Energy in the other. She needs to be in the new Tokimeki Memorial game

Updates in Sadness

www.twitch.tv/bigfakeinhell Yup

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

Girl I thought you were a you-me-shipper but you were fujoking... Yuri-lly hurt my heart when you said goodbye. Call me back

Overheard someone talking about religion on the train, but I misheard "Yahweh" as "yaoi" and thought she was having a very different conversation

here's my full set from magfest 2025! i became multiple people's favorite rapper on this day & i made at least 3 ppl cry youtu.be/BkXmZ0IWJjg

Well, I think it's good that the White House is being destroyed, but

Don't try to rap or make rap songs if you don't listen to rap or take it seriously

Someone came into my job and asked for our most minimalist drink

Hey, sorry to call on such short notice, but I lost my keys… could you swing by and solve three slide puzzles so I can get into my house

omg babe this song is so us 🥺 (link to "No Children" by Mountain Goats)