Every single day I wake up to bad news

Damn building a PC that can play GTA 6 is going to be cheaper than just buying a home console

Finally putting the cheatmance into the edits because Zingbot mentions it feels weird, it should've been there for weeks. Honestly makes production ignoring the Riley stuff even weirder too #bb27

Is there a reason all the Switch 2 edition disclaimer text couldn't just be a sticker on the shrink wrap?

Bananza is my GotY by a mile, so specifically my kind of game. That said, after some time with the DLC you can 100% see DK Isle was supposed to be the post-credits surprise that they cut & sold to us for $20. It was the one reveal I wanted when I beat it, and it existing but behind a paywall sucks

When there's no evidence that this Direct would have a new Animal Crossing reveal but I got my hopes up anyways #nintendodirect

Today I am vindicated 🐵 #nintendodirect

Ava's dumb, but don't forget production is editing her into the reason this all happens to absolve themselves of their game-breaking comp. #bb27

It's nice seeing the Gorillaz back in the zeitgeist for a moment. My big flex is that I was at the first US show Del preformed Clint Eastward with the band back in 2017 and it was incredible 💪

The worst place ever makes its first good decision in years 💿

Hi so why the FUCK is Emotion Side B not included because this was almost the greatest re-release of the year??

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Bubsy reboot before Banjo. WE LIVE IN THE HELL WE BUILT FOR OURSELVES AND DESERVE EVERY OUNCE OF OUR SUFFERING #onl

Air Riders is really adding Waddle Doo before actual Kirby characters 🤷

A top contender for one of my favorite game genres: exploring a suburban house as a little guy

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I've been saying it for years, but Rareware in their prime (1993-2003) are maybe the best 3rd party developers EVER. They would pick a genre and then, first try, release a quintessential game in that genre. They shaped platformers, split-screen shooters, and so much more. Truly quantity + quality

My only complaint with The Naked Gun was that they played the spoiler-filled trailer for Project Hail Mary that I was aggressively avoiding

Finally getting this layup sequel after decades and seeing what it's shaping into is starting to feel like a monkey's paw curling

Booted up Mario Paint for the first time, I really think I have a knack for this

I am released of my mind prison

My very hot take is Mario Party could have a Smash Brothers reputation if they put the work into a single, great game that laid out dozens of new and old ideas from their history. Instead we get a million half baked games that all have one good idea & none of the good ideas from the games before it

I thought this the entire game and I need to know I'm not alone #donkeykongbananza

My only Bananza nitpick, ending spoilers in the alt text

No Bananza spoilers, but I think it's very funny the Pauline songs are in Simlish

Wishing you a very blessed Monkey Video Game Day 🌟🍌🌟 #donkeykongbananza

Merry Bananza Week. May St. Lanky Kong visit you in your slumbers and bestow blessings 🌟🍌

The Studio, my beloved, please dethrone The Bear

Yo I know it's old news but it's some bleak, miserable shit that the new Lilo and Stitch has Nani choose to relinquish parental rights because she can't afford Lilo's medical bills, and then again so she can leave her home to go to college.

Me drinking an iced coffee from Dunkin: Me when I finish my Dunkin iced coffee:

Refreshing Letterboxd until they add the new season of Big Brother #bb27

Wario64 tweeting about something I've been working on for a year is super surreal lol 🙃

I'd very likely buy Balatro a third time to have it on my Switch if it had cross progress. I can't justify completely starting from scratch again

Ah yes, I too hate making infinite money

A few old Orphan Memories that remind me of Summer. Cya at the pool home slice ✌️🏖️

I'm being so serious, when they announce the new Bond I better not recognize them

All these furious MKW fans are forcing a square into a round hole. The game is specifically built around the routes and rallies. If the game launched with routes on Random, this level of outrage likely wouldn't exist. If you prefer traditional MK, MK8D has ninety six (96!!) tracks and active servers

My The Bear S4 review: just as meh as S3 but I'm curious what people who don't live a few blocks from where this all takes place think. After the corny monologues end, the majority of my remaining enjoyment is seeing the neighborhoods & restaurants I recognize and not really much of the show itself

I may not have taste but damn I love movies

My dream Mario game is open world, but not empty fields like BotW/Bowsers Fury. I mean dozens of platformer levels like Odyssey/SM64/Sunshine that're all connected into one big map with no load screens. Basically take BotW's discovery formula & apply it to what works with modern sandbox Mario games

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there'd be signs

!!! K O N G !!!

My biggest recession indicator is that console wars are back. Miss me with that 2007 shit

Seems like a great time to find more switch friends 🤓

It's very Nintendo to make maybe one of the best Mario soundtracks they've ever made and also not put it on the music app they're begging us to use

First Switch 2 Impressions! • It's a Switch Pro & that's worth it to me • Appreciating how much sleaker it is than my Steam Deck • Transfer was easy but booting up & it just looking like my Switch 1 was a bummer • Game Chat impressed me, screen sharing was fun & it picked up my voice a room away

Happy Switch 2 day, see you nerds on the links ✌️

Happy Switch 2 day, see you nerds on the links ✌️

Oh would you look at the time! *looks down at my commemorative Rugrats Movie Burger King watch that stopped working 8 years ago*