oh wow this seems like a pretty good year to continue to not be potty trained

squimshy new yr

buy me drink

They're going to *throw out* one-of-a-kind NASA archives?! Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Happy All Covid Vaccinated Will Be Dead Day to those who celebrate

Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works

some days the morning mush sneaks up on you .///.

you give me: pets you receive: wags, happy little kickies

just say random words to someone you know has been hypnotized a lot to see what happens

I am in diapers and that is a good thing

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Loserself by Emnim

They're playing Black Sabbath at Bucee's

h**k it, today we ball

COMING SOON FROM A SYSTEM WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS

Wake-up squishes

Despite everything, it's still you.

@marisakabas.bsky.social managing to concisely lay out what's going on, without screaming and cursing like when I do it

The US is at war with Venezuela. No Congressional authorization, no public debate, no clearly stated goal, no casus belli, and a gradual ramp up rather than big opening, so many haven’t noticed (or deny it). But this attack removes the ambiguity. US is at war with Venezuela. With no end in sight.

I painted ur dog

Coffee can be a dang soul-mender, I swear

Perfect gender-divide line in america where like 90% of the men seeing this just go "whatever its a robot! its just for fellas to blow off steam and get their urges met theres no issue" meanwhile 90% of women see this and realize "oh fuck im going to need to carry a gun 24/7 this time next year"

wheeeeen aaaaaaaan eel bites your heel makes you scream makes you squeal that's a moraaaay

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/

"You're on."

"Bet me ze year of my birzh doubled is an odd number." "Your birzh?" "If you don't trust me, don't bet wizh me." "Would you trust me?" "Bet me, zhen." "My birzh?" "Odd numbers, you win."

Ugh. I always try not to be the kind of person who drops the weight of their feelings on others, but I fear this is turning me into the kind of person who instead screams them into the void of the Internet, and I don't know if that's any better.

Talk is cheap, and it frequently seems like the only payment I receive, when I receive any at all

need to find that vulnerable, helpless space again

I can't believe it isn't old news that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are huge losers who suck in ways that science has yet to find a name for.

Merry Christmas

Beast of Unspoken Eternities

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons… To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.

no one is inheriting anything, stop lying, we're only one shitty republican omnibus spending bill away from the majority of millennials and gen xers inheriting their parents end-of-life medical debt after it wipes out all their property savings and investments

If anybody wants a cat or two or three, let me know; I just swept the apartment and I easily have enough spare parts that you could build your own

Gonzo loves his fruit flies #spider #tarantula #arachnaphobia

🎵flyin' through space all over the place space is the place for Star Wars🎵

I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

edgy

arf arf

repost if you like eating pizza or car wires

🎵flyin' through space all over the place space is the place for Star Wars🎵

don't you hate it when you have to rush to the bathroom to change your diaper, hoping like crazy you don't spring a leak right in front of your coworke- i mean uhhhh how 'bout them Rockets, huh? hahahaha

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

Drew a comic about meeting new people