It's official: as of 2025, we've all collectively been on the internet longer than the Great Pyramid of Giza. If you stacked every webpage end to end and measured the total length, there would be a LOT of letters

Here's the last batch of Summer wing-its, commissioned by AshleyWylde as a gift for several friends

Today is International Raccoon Appreciation Day 𝓪𝓷𝓭 International Coffee Day

Wing-it commission for Roland Guiscard

Asking creators what they think of fanshipping would be like if I called up the creator of the Transformers, Mr. Brad Autobot, and asked him if it's really OK for Unicron to eat planets and he'd be like "how the hell did you get my number" and I'd be like "I'm actually in your broom closet"

I'm moving out this month! I'll be moving into a place where I can better cover my own expenses, but I need a little help getting over the hump, moving ain't cheap! If you've got a little to spare, I'm thankful for any donation amount. ko-fi.com/millerdark

The modern version of "don't meet your heroes" should be "don't @ your heroes"

55 years old today and 31 years in fandom and I could not have done it without so many of you. I love you all :)

No one

Random junior high memory: I pissed off a kid named Eduardo in PE class (I don't even remember what I did that angered him) and he chased after me on the field bellowing "DESTRUCTION!!" Probably the best bully battle-cry I'd ever heard

Hey, everybody watching me Tell me about a cool side project you've got going on. It has to be something you're not doing for mоney at all, just for fun If you don't have one, tell me about one you want to do

Retro icon commission for DearlyMelodic

Telegram stickers (one for Cellivar, two for Amino)

Timelapsed warmup sketch of Krystal having a sippy. Just testing video quality on Bsky, don't mind me

Who watching me here is Linux-savvy? Asking because I'm dealing with it more and more frequently every day, and I want to make a list. (I promise that before I ask any of you questions, I will first doublecheck the man pages, the helpfiles, and all the other extant resources.)

OK, so like...are there other ongoing VR-based cons like Furality and Cozycon? I've seen listings for *past* stuff but I have no idea if they're still happening :T

Re-sharing this because it always applies (and sometimes I also really need to remind myself, too)

Headshot commission for Selene Bright, who belongs to her creator. Isn't she a cutie?

Commission for @ryroo.bsky.social thanks a lot for commissioning me

Trying another little experiment, using CSP's Puppet Warp to quickly rough out poses. Obviously it wouldn't work for extreme poses, but it's interesting to play with

Here's a thing I'm trying out, using CSP's mesh transform You know things are getting serious when your OC gets the emotive protagonist eyes

For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/

Any of you ever play that old classic prank on a friend where you pour a whole bag of lobster purée on them when they're walking in the door, and everyone points and laughs and is like "haha, get lobstered" and even your friend laughs too 🦞

Hard at work on stuff, will share when it's shareable Otherwise just kinda stepping back a bit for the sake of my stress levels

If anyone does enjoy what I do, I do have a ko-fi goal up that would help immensely for the initial costs, ofc no obligation at all

A few people know about it already but I have recently have had my ebike stolen and destroyed. The person who did it has no intention in paying the cost and unfortunately its my only means of travel to and from work. If you can help I would highly appreciate it. ko-fi.com/gears9333

We need a pint-sized intercompany crossover brawl game where all the characters from every "you're smol and cute and exploring a big world" game just go completely berserk on each other with needle swords and bottlecap shields or whatever

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Why’s he giving me that look?! Art by the incredible @artofjonas.bsky.social

You've been asking for it for years... NOW, YOU CAN HUG IT AT LAST! The OFFICIAL ADER PLUSHIE CAMPAIGN is live now!! We need 100 pledges in 10 days to make the plushie a reality! Pledge below to help the plushiest one-eyed himbo deer in his quest to your heart~ www.gimmeswag.com/products/ade...

I really hate having to do this, but I'm advertising VRChat texture commissions. I also do Unity work as well (putting the materials together, putting assets on avatars) and I can also do some low-level Blender as well (mainly optimizations like combining meshes) 1/2

It's on my bucket list to actually witness a squirrel landing like this in front of me this is very important

Rewatching the entirety of Gargоyles (S1 and S2, skipping S3) as I work on comms. This might turn into a thread, so feel free to mute if it's not your cup of tea. This show was so unlike anything else on the Disnеy Afternoon block, haha

A cute wholesome sketch raffle winning for Jonas! They wanted to drink some Coffee!

Cute pfp doodles from todays stream! Theme: Monday problems!

sridge srubs

I'm. I don't know. I'm beyond words. Everyone's generosity has been insane. I might actually be able to afford the health care I need for the foreseeable future. I won't have to be in pain and terrified for my future every day. Thank you so fucking much everyone. You've all changed my life

Please help Ashley out if you can. She's persevered through a lot and doesn't deserve this kind of hardship

If you have any questions for someone, ask! :) You will get an answer to your question faster and even save time 💙

I won't post a lot of stuff like this, since it's bound to be repetitive, but this is what I've been up to lately. While I do have fitness goals, mostly I'm using this to be offline, reflect on stuff, and recharge the batteries

Steam Anthro Festival is on, go check it out store.steampowered.com/sale/anthrof...

Paladins in the Future. What will they think of next...? 🎨: @artofjonas.bsky.social

Aha! Bet you thought I'd hit you with my sword! WRONG! BIRB GON' PUNCH! 🎨: @artofjonas.bsky.social

Time to return the favors I got when I was looking last year by posting some jobs! Augmodo (my dayjob) is looking for CV/ML, Embedded QA Eng (EE, python, test generation) and a Hardware Bring-up Eng (EE, BSP creation, etc...)! Check our careers page for more info. www.augmodo.com/careers

I've been poked to also remind folks that if you use a 2FA authenticator app on your phone, you NEED to be careful about practicing good phone security as well. Use a strong, unique pin/passphrase, don't use biometrics as the only security method (or don't use them at all), etc

Gentle reminder that y'all should be using 2-factor authentication (2FA) and end-to-end encryption everywhere that it's an option. If you don't know how these things work or how to set them up, there are some fairly good tutorials on YT these days. Seriously, it's important.

Come watch the Digital Circus cast play PEAK today at 2PM PT!!! @alexrochonva.bsky.social @lizzierfreeman.bsky.social @justtheclippy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/v-KiwC9...

Please check out Ren, they're quite good👇

Opening for one more wing-it to cover surprise expenses. Summer discount applies if appropriately themed. Signups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Telegram sticker batch comm for Soronan